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[whytemyke]

ok. in ode to lake earth's recent post... im gonna open up the discussion a bit more.

what's the freakiest dream you've ever had?

I've got 2 of them... both show that I spend too much of my life around movies and games.

The runner up is quite simple. I was in full fucking ninja gear, a la Shinobi. And I'm running around Toronto offing people left and right. I do like a double jump twist into the air and land on a guys shoulders while running two daggers into him, he collapses and I land on top of the dude, still on my feet. Then I look around, decide I have to get back to the hotel. Then i wake up... freaked as shit.

The winner though was me in the basement of the Blair Witch Project. This was like last summer, so years after the stupid movie came out. the camera drops, and i'm in the basement, so the lights go out. Then I hear something moving around and I don't know what it is. Then I hear one of those Predator sounds. Light from dawn starts to come in through the windows, and I see something, or so I thought. I look around, and I can feel this thing blowing past me. It cuts me from behind and I dont even know whats going on. Then, IN MY DREAM mind you, I remembered something like this when I fought Grey Fox in Metal Gear Solid. I think, "ohh, now I got you!" So I see a blur, and know what it is. It's a Predator. So once it goes near me, I lunge at it with all my strength, and jack a dagger right into its throat and on through its head. The invisibility thing flickers out, and I'm standing over a dead Predator. I grab my dagger and then I wake up.

Freaky ass shit. but I laughed about it for seriously half the day.

 

[NLB2]

Freakiest dream is easy for me.
I was in a submarine with a number of mixed martial arts fighters (the only ones I could remember were Mirko CroCop and Bob Sapp) that was slowly filling up with water. Rather than wait for the sub to crush us, we took turns exiting the submarine through a torpedo tube. We went one by one saying a farewell to the remaining crew. Crocop said something in Croatian or whatever language is spoken in Croatia so I wasn't able to understand him and then went to his death. Bob Sapp said something very profound and powerful, but I can't remember it. When it came to my turn, I didn't say anything, I just jumped into the tube. The next thing I new I was staring at my cieling while lying in bed. I was relieved, it had all been a dream. I was quite uncomfortable on my back and I wanted to roll onto my side, but when I tried to move my arms to help me move, I couldn't move them. I began to get really, really scared. I'm an agnostic and I don't believe in an afterlife, however I began to wonder if in fact it hadn't been a dream. Was this some afterlife? Why was I paralyzed. Then I woke up for real. Scary shit.

 

[Tarazet]

I dreamed once that I was a leopard cub and my momma left me behind. I didn't feel sad when I woke up, though, I just sort of stared at the ceiling and wondered WTF had been slipped into that drink...

 

[android]

I once dreamt that I woke up and my whole family had been replaced by actors. They looked like them, acted like them, even sounded like them, but something was wrong. Then all of a sudden i'm being chased by some kind of creature, which I never see while the fake family cheers it on.

 

[demi]

i had this one dream right i was in a class right

and we were given a math problem right

so the teacher is like 'yo demi bitch answer this nigga'

and i was like 'um what'

and so i suddenly bolt up and raise my hand and say 'four'

then i realize i am in this exact position when i snap out of it, having realized i just said 'four' out loud. woah.

 

[speedpop]

Just recently I had a bizarre dream.

Was in the street and they were having some rally.. anyway there was this chick reporter walking along the crowd with some guy who looked like a plastic Ken in real life plus the camera guy. He was walking around shaking hands etc, came up to me and I felt like punching him in the face.

So anyways he got up to some stage and the first words he uttered were these.

"CAPITALISM! YEAH!!!"

My dream ended a bit after that and felt like vomiting.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Whenever I have really whirred dreams they usually start off parallel to normal/routine stuff in my life; so, in the beginning, I'm not even subconciously aware that I'm actually dreaming.

I had one dream like this where I had to go to the courthouse to deliver or have papers filed or something, and the entirety of my day was played out from the moment I woke up until arrived at the courthouse exactly like every day for me is. When I entered the building though, it was the interior of the NCC-1701-D and the bailiffs were all Ben Stein. I walked into the elevator to go up to the 879th floor (???) and standing inside is the guy from hose.jpg in a business suit. I pretend to not even take notice of him when all of a sudden he goes, "it is hot in here..." and starts stripping like something out of Chipendales. We're about to have wild kinky sex so he hits this giant "Emergency Stop" button that is on the cieling, but I get really pissed off and start yelling at him, "DON'T STOP THE ELEVATOR -- I NEED TO DELIVER THESE PAPERS!!!" Then we got into this fighting match over stopping the elevator or not when all of a sudden I'm at school. The only thing on my mind is, "OMG I'M IN THE WRONG CLASS" in total disregard of how I got there, what just happened or the fact that I don't even know what time it is. Then Ronald Reagan comes in and says he's our substitute teacher for the day, even though I'm the only person in the classroom.

Then I woke up.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I had a dream once when I was like 5 that a group of ghosts kidnapped my dad. One of them backed me into a corner of my dining room and I was crying. He left and I looked out the window to see the group of ghosts and my dad drinking beer in a red convertible and driving away.

This shit scarred me for life, I mean wtf

 

[aoi tsuki]

It was a slightly overcast day, and i was standing on a hilly field. i remember looking up at the sky, and i saw a bunch of planes in the distance. The planes got closer, and began a sharp descent. It was at this point that i told myself "so, this is a dream..." i was completely apathetic to everything that was going on. They looked so far away at the time. i heard an explosion in the distance and saw buildings in the city a mile away being attacked by diving planes, and the sounds of destruction, even at that distance, were still deafening. i looked up again and saw that the planes had not only closed in, but that i was surrounded by them, and they had all converged on me as the target of the dive attack. The last thing i remembered hearing nothing but silence, and the feeling of the nose of one of the planes as it touched my back.

Spoiler

The above took place a few months after 9/11

The next scene, i'm inside an office building, and we're being held by terrorists. Russian terrorists. i can't remember all the details, but at one point, they wanted all of us hostages to move to the side of the room. i was on the floor on my stomach, with my hands bound when i looked up. She was wearing black high heels, stockings, with a business-length black skirt white shirt and black jacket. Her hair was pulled back and thick-framed glasses highlighted her eyes, whatever color they were. By this point i was well aware that it was a dream, and i was thinking how it would feel to have her heels digging into my back. So she says tells me with her thick stereotypical Russian accent "Move!" and i all i can think about are her legs, and fuck if i'm not gonna look up her skirt. She's like "You're too scared!!" and unloads half a clip into my back. Then i wake up. When i went back to sleep, i was back in the last dream. i can't remember what happened exactly, but i know at one point they were threatening to shoot me, and i got cocky and started talking crap. They fire, but knowing it's a dream, i blink (somehow that allows me to control elements in the dream) and froze time or reappeared behind them or something. But in any case, i never got hurt no matter what they did. i don't remember why i woke up before having fun with the female terrorist though.

i might be remembering the dreams wrong. They could be completely unrelated, but it seems like i had them the same night, one after the next. The second part was one of the better lucid dreams i've had in recent years.

 

[Jotaro]

I awaken a couple hours ago from a series of bad dreams (altough a few were good), and I'm going to sleep, damn.

 

[Drexon]

Just an hour ago I was out on a boat with the Genshiken team (anime) paddling with our hands, evading trains and oil ships.

 

[Zensetsu]

I had a dream where there was a guy who looked just like Willy Wonka, from charlie and the chocolate factory (purple tux and top hat, cane, fuzzy hair etc) except he had a fucking big kitchen knife for a nose....just coming out the middle of his face where his nose should be. He was called Mr Mischief and in the dream he kept screwing up my life, using his nose to puncture my car tyres when i had an important interview to go to, stuff like that. Freaked me out.

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I had a dream where there was a guy who looked just like Willy Wonka, from charlie and the chocolate factory (purple tux and top hat, cane, fuzzy hair etc) except he had a fucking big kitchen knife for a nose....just coming out the middle of his face where his nose should be. He was called Mr Mischief and in the dream he kept screwing up my life, using his nose to puncture my car tyres when i had an important interview to go to, stuff like that. Freaked me out.

HAHAHAHAH

I can think of a million ways that I could use a knife nose to fuck up your life more effectively than by puncturing your car tires... I was expecting a slasher flick, goddamnit. TWO THUMBS WAAAAAAAAAY DOWN!

 

[Crispy]

I had a weird dream this night.

I was at my dream school (I have different settings in which I dream, they're always the same, I also have a castle which is my house and the city with huge ships sailing over the streets). Anyway, in my school, we had a huge party and everyone was having alcohol, but some people also took a drug. The combination caused those people to go into a spasm and after that let out a high pitched scream. That scream was visible and targeted one of the people with it in the room. The scream would then go into that person's head, making it explode. I was with a girl and we tried to escape from the school, encountering the scream many times on the way. I woke up when we were on the roof of the school, so I don't know how it will end, it will probably continue some time in the future.