Simon Phoenix:
Damn, I'm possessed. Wonder if I can play the accordion, too?
Simon Phoenix : Wait a minute... This is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?
Simon Phoenix: Mellow greetings, sir. What's your boggle?
Simon Phoenix : Spartan? John Spartan? Oh shit! They let anybody into this century!
Simon Phoenix:
So, let me get this right. They defrosted you, just so you could lasso my piddly ass? Damn, you've been had!
[Huge Explosion, John Spartan steps from the wreckage]
Simon Phoenix : Damn, this fucker's like a New York cockroach!
Simon Phoenix : I'm sorry to say that the world has turned into a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies.
Simon Phoenix: I must have done something right in a previous life. Can't imagine what that could've been.
[a frozen naked criminal swings by overhead]
Simon Phoenix : I hope my butt didn't look like that! Okay, who do we have that's good? Wilkes, Patrick... Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!
One of the coolest sci-fi/action comedy movies ever. Needs a DVD re-release in the worst way.