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Whale + Dolphin = Wolphin?

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Dram

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http://hotspotshawaii.com/Wolphin.html

Sea Life Lore

Waimanalo Hapa Girl Makes 10!

by Keene Rees
This may not sound like big news, but when the "girl" is Sea Life Park's hybrid wholphin, Kekaimalu, it's pretty exciting! Her birth on May 15, 1985 was a big surprise for the Sea Life Park staff. Her mother, a bottlenose dolphin (Tursiops truncatus), and her father, a false killer whale (Pseudorca crassidens), met on the job in the Whaler's Cove show. Since they were two very different animals, it was not expected that they would produce an offspring, but they did, making Kekaimalu the world's only known living wholphin.



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Killer Whale (Dad- I`anui Hahai ), Bottlenose Dolphin (Mom- Punahele )

& Wolphin - Keikaimalu


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She has developed into a unique animal combining characteristics of both of her parents. At birth she weighed 35-55 pounds and was about 45 inches long. Today she weighs about 600 pounds.and is close to 10 feet long. Her size, color, and shape are right in between her dolphin mother and whale father. Even her teeth show her mixed heritage: bottlenose dolphins have 88, false killer whales have 44, and Kekaimalu has 66!
The wholphin's first 10 years have not been idle. She spent her early years with her mother, Punahele, and various other dolphins. By the age of 4 she was trained and began performing the the Whaler's Cove show. Hybrid animals are usually sterile, so it was another big surprise when Kekaimalu got pregnant and gave birth to a female calf in 1991. The calf, Pohaikealoha, was fathered by one of the dolphins performing in the show. Being 3/4 dolphin and 1/4 whale, Pohaikealoha looks much like a bottlenose dolphin. Kekaimalu spent over two years with her calf, but the Sea Life Park training staff also gets lots of credit for raising Pohaikealoha. For 5 months they fed her 8 times a day since no nursing occurred between mother and calf. Pohaikealoha has now joined other young dolphins being trained, and Kekaimalu is back with some adult female dolphin companions.

The wholphin will soon return to show business after her lengthy maternity leave. The Sea Life Park staff has been busy preparing for the opening of a new show which will give visitors a chance to learn some of the fascinating ways marine mammals have adapted to life in the ocean. Visitors will see Kekaimalu perform along with 3 veteran dolphins who have been at Sea Life Park since before she was born.

John Oakley, a Sea Life Park trainer, has worked with Kekaimalu since her early training sessions. He is now training her behaviors for her new show, specifically a backward tail walk, forward flip, vocalizing on cue, and spitting water. He feels she definitely has matured and now has a much longer attention span. "She's one of the brightest animals I've ever worked with," said John of the love of his life (at least in the animal kingdom).

Join us in wishing Kekaimalu Hauoli la hanau on May 15th and come to see her with her dolphin friends in Sea Life Park's new Wholphin Bay Show. You'll see that here in Hawai'i, where a mixed heritage is the norm, Kekaimalu is right at home.


I think this is the same one who has just given birth to another Wolphin, on the news recently.



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B'z-chan

Banned
They believe this happens naturally in the wild also. During dire times though. My biology class was discussing this and the posibilities of this happening in the wild. Yes, its more likely to hapen in a controlled setting like this. But it probably does and can happen out in the wild. Kind of cool.
 

Jeffahn

Member
I wonder if they could artificially cross a Blue Whale with a Killer Whale to make a kinda giant Blue Killer Whale that would like eat ships and stuff?!?

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sc0la

Unconfirmed Member
wtf? fake? real?

It would make for some interesting evolutionary implications though I would hazard that the animal is sterile like a mule.

One day a man is going to have sex with an ape, and the world is going to be in shock at the consequences.. :(

edot: fucking google image search. wolphin furry? god damnit! Its punishment for invoking the Manape I guess..
Mape?
 

Pachinko

Member
They could do anything if they had enough time. I mean scientists did experiments with fruit flies where they kept the flies that lived the longest and kept breeding them togethor. Eventually after a couple months they doubled the flies lifespan.
 
scola said:
god damnit! Its punishment for invoking the Manape I guess..
Mape?

Nice job. Now that you've invoked the
Mape
, some guy, probably a drunk American frat boy on safari in Africa, has taken a cosmic cue thinking he had an "idea." Where in fact it's your fault. You've fed this slobbering mess the thought from thousands of miles away. And now he's horny. And in the jungle. And about to hump some poor unsuspecting female ape. Curse you Scola and god help us all :(
 

hXc_thugg

Member
scola said:
wtf? fake? real?

It would make for some interesting evolutionary implications though I would hazard that the animal is sterile like a mule.

One day a man is going to have sex with an ape, and the world is going to be in shock at the consequences.. :(

edot: fucking google image search. wolphin furry? god damnit! Its punishment for invoking the Manape I guess..
Mape?

It's real!

The article says she isn't sterile!

Man is a type of ape!
 

BuG

Member
Jeffahn said:
The best dolphins:

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duisburg02.jpg


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What the hell? What kind of dolphin is that? First thing I thought of when I saw that was Panzer Dragoon dragons underwater. Panzer Dragoon Underworta? Screw octopii, that dolphin is the best thing in the ocean.
 

Jeffahn

Member
BuG said:
What the hell? What kind of dolphin is that? First thing I thought of when I saw that was Panzer Dragoon dragons underwater. Panzer Dragoon Underworta? Screw octopii, that dolphin is the best thing in the ocean.

That particular dolphin doesn't actually live in the ocean.

"Pink and Gray River Dolphins
Of the five freshwater species of dolphins in the world, the pink Amazon River dolphin, Inia geoffrensis, or "bufeo colorado” as they are known in Peru and “botos" as they known in in Brazil, are considered to be the most intelligent.

These friendly, sensitive, mammals with a brain capacity 40% larger than that of humans, who have lived in harmony with the people of the Amazon and its tributaries for centuries, now face extinction in some tributaries. What was considered to be one of the least threatened species of dolphins 20 years ago, has now become one of the most endangered species due to the accelerated and commercialized rape of the Amazon basin and the destruction of the South American tropical rainforest. "

http://www.isptr-pard.org/dolphin.html

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BuG

Member
Jeffahn said:
That particular dolphin doesn't actually live in the ocean.

"Pink and Gray River Dolphins
Of the five freshwater species of dolphins in the world, the pink Amazon River dolphin, Inia geoffrensis, or "bufeo colorado” as they are known in Peru and “botos" as they known in in Brazil, are considered to be the most intelligent.

These friendly, sensitive, mammals with a brain capacity 40% larger than that of humans, who have lived in harmony with the people of the Amazon and its tributaries for centuries, now face extinction in some tributaries. What was considered to be one of the least threatened species of dolphins 20 years ago, has now become one of the most endangered species due to the accelerated and commercialized rape of the Amazon basin and the destruction of the South American tropical rainforest. "

http://www.isptr-pard.org/dolphin.html

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Octopii get to keep their crown, then. When I grow up I want to be a megalomaniac with a whole family of those dolphins swimming in the freshwater aquarium walls of my living room.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
It would make for some interesting evolutionary implications though I would hazard that the animal is sterile like a mule.
Depends on how genetically disparate the two species in question are. Toothed whales are much closer in relation to dolphins than baleen whales, so the idea that there's still some amount of genetic compatability isn't entirely shocking.

One day a man is going to have sex with an ape, and the world is going to be in shock at the consequences.. :(
A person already has, I'm sure, and nothing came of it. ;)
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
DOLPHINSEX.ORG! NEVER FORGET.
(... even though it is now gone forever)

Dolphins: FAQ on Mating
(Note : Unfortunately, as of 2005, this popular site seems to be gone forever.)

Yes, I am perfectly aware there are many kinds of sex fetishes out there. There are people who are aroused by feet, shoes, and even shoelaces. But dolphins ? Anyway, if you want to have sex with a dolphin (and who doesn't ?), this is the guide for you. Please note in passing that the image to the right was called "yum.jpg" on the web site (for some reason, now called "fun.jpg").

Here is how to proceed :

1. Where to find a dolphin ?

Aquariums and zoos are out of the question : too many witnesses. You are instead advised to try to find a beach where dolphins live. You also need luck :

Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.

And if the Coast Guard comes by, you're on your own.

2. Pre-sex assessment of the situation

First, you need to figure out 1. the gender of the dolphin and 2. figure out if the dolphin is aroused.

To do the first, you need to look at their head (males have a fatter, rounder head), or on the dolphin's belly, between opposite the dorsal fin and the tail. The male has two larger slits, and the female has one large slit and two small mammary slits.

Figuring out whenever your prospective mate is aroused is also relatively straightforward. The male will sport a long erection that would make most men jealous ("anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose", we are advised). The dolphin's penis is also prehensile and flexible, and you can wrap it around your arm. It is not mentioned if the dolphin likes to have his penis wrapped around some dink's arm. On the other hand, the female's genitals will become pink and swollen, and she may nuzzle against you.

Also, I still can't believe I am writing about having sex with dolphins. This is what being an Insolitologist is all about, folks.

Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?

A3) Accept, if possible!

3. Having sex

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.

Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.

The female dolphin can be either masturbated or fucked, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her. At this point, my brain is already beginning to rebel against what I'm reading, so I'll let the author do the explaining for me :

Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you.

In conclusion, good luck, and if you have a baby with a dolphin, don't forget to tell someone other than the National Enquirer.
 
walls of my living room.


No, make the tank your living room. Have cordless & waterproof controolers so you can swim with these guys while you play FFVII.










I want these guys as pets. It'll be just under a couple hundred thou to feed them per year.
 

calder

Member
I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor of my resident city.
As all science fiction has taught us, eventually hyper-advanced aliens will come to earth and judge the worth of our entire species with one snapshot of human existence. I can think of no sentence ever written by mankind that would get the planet burnt to a cinder quicker. They'll ask Jean-Luc Picard for a rebuttal to save humanity but "my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbor" is so damning he'll just shrug and accept the coming apocalypse. :lol
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
GG-Duo said:
I'm sorry - but the way you phrased that just makes it sound like you had sex with a monkey.
Hahaha, no, I just meant that one shouldn't underestimate what certain people will have sex with.

Korranator said:
I don't understand the big deal about this since Killer Whales are the largest members of the dolphin family.
It's a False Killer Whale. Different species that happens to resemble Orcas.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Hitokage said:
Why would I have sex with a monkey when I'm busy poking 10 women in a row? ;)

I can't quite put my finger on why, but when I read this I keep getting a mental picture of Hito lecturing his sexual conquests on the finer points of genetic drift while he's boinking them. Definitely the anti-Viagra, right there. ;) :D
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Hitokage said:
Why would I have sex with a monkey when I'm busy poking 10 women in a row? ;)

Why did your savior have to look into a hat to decipher your bible?

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, WHICH INCLUDES MAN-ON-MONKEY SEX.
 
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