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[Chuck Berry]

Off the coast of Chile...

'I thought I was dead': Kayaker gets swallowed by humpback whale in dramatic moment caught on camera

A kayaker is lucky to be alive after being swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chilean Patagonia and getting spit out by the leviathan.

www.foxnews.com

A humpback whale swallowed a man on a kayak off the coast of Chile last week, before he was quickly able to get out of the leviathan's mouth unharmed.

Video shows the death-defying and terrifying moment from last Saturday, when Adrián Simancas was kayaking with his father, Dell, in Bahía El Águila near the San Isidro Lighthouse in the Strait of Magellan, off Chilean Patagonia.

As Simancas was paddling in what appeared to be an inflatable kayak, a humpback whale rolled on the surface with its mouth open, swallowing the kayaker.

Moments later, the tail broke the surface and the whale dove to deeper depth. Simancas and his yellow kayak then resurfaced after being freed from the clutches of the whale's jaws.

The Associated Press reported that Dell captured the moment on video and encouraged his son to stay calm.

"Stay calm, stay calm," the father was heard saying in Spanish after his son was released from the whale.

"I thought I was dead," Adrián told the AP. "I thought it had eaten me, that it had swallowed me."

Enjoy the PTSD, son

 

[AJUMP23]

Modern day Jonah.

 

[Chuck Berry]

 

[jason10mm]

Modern day Jonah.

This sort of thing has happened to others as well. Clearly it's been going on for millennia if humans put themselves on small craft out into the ocean. It's always interesting to see a modern example of what a historical text is referencing.

 

[IDKFA]

Off the coast of Chile...

'I thought I was dead': Kayaker gets swallowed by humpback whale in dramatic moment caught on camera

A kayaker is lucky to be alive after being swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chilean Patagonia and getting spit out by the leviathan.

www.foxnews.com

Enjoy the PTSD, son

It would have been a freaky experience, but the man was in no danger. Certainly no danger of being swallowed anyway. That would be impossible.

Saying that, I would have still freaked out if it had been me.

 

[Hookshot]

The whale took one taste of that crusty poncho and spat it out.

 

[Days like these...]

That's the whale equivalent of accidentally eating a fly. Don't know how the Dad remained so calm.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

That whale should be hunted down and murdered. Can't risk it enjoying the experience of tasting human flesh.

 

[Chuck Berry]

That whale should be hunted down and murdered. Can't risk it enjoying the experience of tasting human flesh.

Yes. Or the father and son need to contact JG Wentworth and then SUE the whale for personal injuries and then get a juicy structured settlement.

 

[Idleyes]

That's the whale equivalent of accidentally eating a fly. Don't know how the Dad remained so calm.

I think when he started yelling calm down he was also telling himself.

 

[SatansReverence]

He just wanted a french kiss and got yelled at. Poor whale.

 

[Lambogenie]

More like barely entered its mouth.

 

[poppabk]

I think when he started yelling calm down he was also telling himself.

But as his son was being swallowed by a whale he didn't make a peep, not even a 'holy fuck', just silence.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Off the coast of Chile...

'I thought I was dead': Kayaker gets swallowed by humpback whale in dramatic moment caught on camera

A kayaker is lucky to be alive after being swallowed by a humpback whale off the coast of Chilean Patagonia and getting spit out by the leviathan.

www.foxnews.com

Enjoy the PTSD, son

At least he went in and out that end. Phew.

 

[Idleyes]

But as his son was being swallowed by a whale he didn't make a peep, not even a 'holy fuck', just silence.

No idea, but if I had to guess, everything unfolded so fast that the scene must have felt surreal. If it were me (and I can only speak for myself), I'd probably be silent at first, stunned and overwhelmed by the moment, feeling completely helpless. But once he resurfaced, adrenaline would have kicked in, and rather than losing control of the situation, I'd focus on keeping things calm. That's just me being honest about how I think I'd react. Maybe he wasn't affected at all, but I highly doubt that.

 

[poppabk]

No idea, but if I had to guess, everything unfolded so fast that the scene must have felt surreal. If it were me (and I can only speak for myself), I'd probably be silent at first, stunned and overwhelmed by the moment, feeling completely helpless. But once he resurfaced, adrenaline would have kicked in, and rather than losing control of the situation, I'd focus on keeping things calm. That's just me being honest about how I think I'd react. Maybe he wasn't affected at all, but I highly doubt that.

Well I don't think any of us are really prepared to see our child get swallowed by a whale so yeah it's hard to know how you would react.

 

[The Fartist]

Damn, free beers for life for this guy with that story, with proof to boot. Awesome, his gran kids will get a kick out of this one.

 

[Tams]

Apparently their breath absolutely reeks, like fishy brocolli.

 

[Hookshot]

Apparently their breath absolutely reeks, like fishy brocolli.

Dude, it's an international forum, you can't stereotype Chileans like that.

 

[Tams]

Dude, it's an international forum, you can't stereotype Chileans like that.

 

[Jenov]

Cool that was caught on video. I read that it's literally impossible for a whale to swallow a human though (the throat is too small).

 

[ntropy]

a small part of him must feel insulted

 

[Diddy X]

It's so funny if you think about it

 

[Rival]

I'm sure that was terrifying but imagine being able to lead with that story at a party when you meet new people. Why can't anything cool ever happen to me? Tell me something about yourself. Well actually this one time I was kayaking…

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Was an ICE whale that got confused.

 

[navii]

My ex really loved whales, made me go kayaking looking for the beasts in Hawaii. Luckily that didn't happen to us. Though Im sure she would have loved it.

 

[Ownage]

Jonah sends his regards.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Fuck the ocean.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Must not have been a sperm whale.

 

[Kilau]

Was an ICE whale that got confused.

A Trumpback whale?

 

[j0hnnix]

He was to spicy for the whale.

 

[Days like these...]

He was to spicy for the whale.

Chilean cuisine is not spicy

 

[j0hnnix]

Chilean cuisine is not spicy

He could of had one of those spicy red peppers that day. Lol.

 

[Power Pro]

Probe told him "Spit that man out! Naughty Whale"

 

[Days like these...]

He could of had one of those spicy red peppers that day. Lol.

It's could have not could of and one more time Chileans don't eat spicy food.

 

[Vangu Vegro]

Cool that was caught on video. I read that it's literally impossible for a whale to swallow a human though (the throat is too small).

Yeah, they feed on plankton and krill so no need to swallow big things. Even blue whales, the biggest animals alive, can't swallow anything bigger than an orange apparently...

 

[VaultBoy101]

More like barely entered its mouth.

Damn you really called him out on the massive lie, bet he'll never mention this story again now.

 

[AJUMP23]

Some one should interview the whale and get his/ger side of the story. "Just trying to eat some KRILL and this boat starts krill blocking me."

 

[AJUMP23]

Maybe AI

 

[GymWolf]

My ex really loved whales, made me go kayaking looking for the beasts in Hawaii. Luckily that didn't happen to us. Though Im sure she would have loved it.

In another timeline where people can take a joke i would ask if your girlfriend enjoy swallowing but this is not that timeline.

 

[GymWolf]

Maybe AI

Shark attack 3: megalodon energy

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[Chuck Berry]

Maybe AI

New nightmare fuel. Thanks.