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[Artoris]

But make the sentences by mixing/combining quotes from the Barbarian's speech from the Diablo 2

Barbarian (Diablo II)

The Barbarian is a class in Diablo II. The Barbarian went through the same trials of weaponcraft as his kin in his youth,[1] and was trained how to survive in the hostile wilderness of the Northern Steppes.[2] He grew up in Harrogath, and was acquaintances with Malah and her son, Bannuk. Bannuk...

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As: I went shopping, The stench of poison as I walked out of the toilets

 

[Plies]

 

[Sub_Level]

Browsed gaf in my cubicle as I pretend to look busy. No one should ever be caged…

 

[teezzy]

I worked and burnt some garlic knots in the microwave

It was a good day

 

[Star-Lord]

I mean, can't I just tell you what I did without having to make me look like a nerd in the process?

 

[Artoris]

I mean, can't I just tell you what I did without having to make me look like a nerd in the process?

There is nothing wrong about being a nerd

 

[haxan7]

 

[badblue]

 

[BigBooper]

The time has come to cleanse my damp tree stench.

 

[Northeastmonk]

The new hire at work was at the office today and I recognized her from high school. I had a good chat with her. I always thought she was really cute. I remembered her brother's name too. She didn't remember me. LOL

 

[Winter John]

I woke up. Had a cigarette. Made some coffee. Walked the dog. Dropped the kid off at school. Went to work. Did a quick inventory. Checked the messages. Checked over the deliveries. Then the grease trap guy came. Did the schedules. Had a coffee with the cleaner. Stocked up the bar. Checked the safe. Put out the till floats. Called the pest control guy to arrange the quarter inspection. Replaced a couple of lights. Had a quick bite to eat. Turned the juke on. Opened up. A couple of regulars showed up. I did a bit of Netflix surfing and ended up putting on Halloween for some reason. So we watched that. I haven't seen it since I was a kid. It's funny but back then it was considered a real horror movie. Seeing it again after all these years I was struck by how tame it is compared to what's on tv these days.

 

[12Goblins]

worked. time to smoke a blunt

 

[Punished Miku]

Worked. Posted on gaf from work all day. Worked out. Got a few groceries. Came home to grilled cheese and tomato soup. Delicious.

Girlfriend going to bed so now its time for some games.

I also pooped.

 

[Artoris]

me tuck a big dump today then jumped on many soldiers they not take my gold now

 

[GymWolf]

Delivered a 2 mt refrigerated display case (google translate, no idea how you call this stuff) to a client with a tiny ass restaurant...we barely succeeded because mongoloid people can't handle measuring their fucking door when they order big ass stuff...


Tonight after work i'm gonna open and set the shit of out of my new C1.

 

[Tams]

Got up later than planned. Made a coffee. Went to work. Taught some kids; no terrors today, only cute and surly ones. Spilt coffee everywhere. Played some Niantic games briefly. Bought some more coffee beans. Made some pasta with pesto. Studied a bit. Aimlessly browsing here.

 

[Bartski]

Finalized client offboarding on 2h long management call full of passive-agressive jokes about how fucked they are while we wish them "very best of luck" and seeya never.
Did a round of H.I.I.T as I keep the regime of getting ripped before getting fat again during Christmas. Bought a new water heater for my flat and took a shit twice.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Got a haircut.

Ready to conquer the world now.

 

[GymWolf]

Got a haircut.

Ready to conquer the world now.

With that type of walking you are gonna conquer a place to some gay bar at best.

 

[olivegirl]

Today I have a day off, so I can do whatever I want. I had a lot of plans for the day, but I think I will just eat pizza, drink beer and play in my favorite mrbet auszahlung. I like it because of the cool functionality, the availability of many games and big prizes.

 

[MastAndo]

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup and looking up, I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke and somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

AHHHHH-AH-AH-AHHHHHHHHH

 

[Cattlyst]

Put a 12 hour shift in at work and then put a new chain on my motorbike. Now browsing gaf drinking a beer. Cheers all

 

[Outlier]

I went to the theatre (for the first time, since 2019 Joker) to see The Matrix 4.

That was certainly something...

 

[nush]

Today? It's only 7am here. I have just taken the dog for a walk.

 

[IDKFA]

Woke up at 06:00. Had a coffee. Fed the cat. Had a bowel of porridge. Rode my bike to gym. Did a back and bi session. Rode home. Had scrambled eggs on soda bread with a protein shake. Cleaner the house. Played FIFA with my son. Cooked dinner (beef and ale stew with steamed veg and dumplings). Went to my see my nan. Came home and cooked a light evening meal (grilled chicken, rice and veg). Watched Lethal Weapon with the wife. Had sex. Now wasting a few moments of GAF, before reading a book about the history of the Ottomans, then listen to some classical music in bed before sleep.

 

[poppabk]

Went and saw some tacky Christmas lights. The halls of the Ancients. Magnificent!

 

[Vagswarm]

Slept like you wouldn't believe. Wow. Just got a break from school and was apparently cashed.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Solved an emergency for Verizon.

You're welcome for your pornhub availability.