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[Cutty Flam]

Living on the planet where the female population remained in tact, but all men somehow vanished, only you remain. What would happen in a situation like that?

I wonder if I'd be able to play Paper Mario: The Origami King safely in such an unprecedented event? Would it be safe to to take a walk outside?

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I would say I'm gay just to spite them.

 

[Jon Neu]

Sorry pal, you still wouldn't get laid.

 

[ClanOfNone]

I read this comic.

 

[Mistershine.]

Death by snu snu.

 

[Airola]

I would say I'm gay just to spite them.

Sure, that would be the reason you'd say you're gay. Sure.

 

[Cunth]

i would coom and coom until my balls dried out like a molted cicada shell

 

[farmerboy]

Fuck me, I put up with one at the moment. You want me to put up with 3.5 billion or so?

 

[Prison Mike]

Imagine having 3.5 billion ppl rolling their eyes at you

 

[haxan7]

Each load could be used for many, many pregnancies. They would probably lock you in a room and have your semen drained and collected a couple times a day. The future of the human species is more important than your happiness.

 

[Woo-Fu]

You'd be bored to tears, a prisoner, and have a penis that never gets used for sex again. Sorta like Joe Biden.

 

[Birdo]

I'd get a job opening jars.

 

[Shantae]

 

[bucyou]

There would probably be a feminist crazy enough to assassinate you

 

[Amory]

Id still be real awkward

 

[GeorgPrime]

Let me quote myself what could happen if that was the case:

Jeah i had one these too. Huge boobs for her age. (14)

She wanted to fuck me at a school trip when i was still a minor myself. She came to my room, i was half asleep and she was like trying to seduce me until i said "When heaven burns and hell freezes... even then i wouldnt bang you". I really couldnt stand her character.

Just hope all the womand are not like her xD

 

[notseqi]

I'd hide the fact that I got a snip and get ball doctor to reattach the vas deferens as soon as the mood gets unfavourable.

 

[Blade2.0]

I'd still probably only get the uglies.

 

[Roronoa Zoro]

I'd still probably only get the uglies.

Was gonna say. I'd probably have all the hot women go "nah I don't wanna settle you can have babies with them!"

 

[Richard Packer]

I'd do a whole lot of fucking and hopefully die before my kids start fucking.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'd bang them till my balls fall off.

 

[llien]

A male power fantasy, chuckle, and then they ask "why men in power don't do shit for other men".

There is a 4 decades old Polish movie about that.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Imagine that wedding

 

[jason10mm]

That's a whole lotta pickle jars to open, spiders to squash, and 5 pound boxes to get off a high shelf!

 

[Tesseract]

monty python has the answer

 

[Stouffers]

They'd no longer feel societal pressure to shave their pits/legs, wear make up, or use Instagram filters.

 

[MaestroMike]

That situation would suck balls u would want at least some other guys to help share the load and prevent inbreeding of future generations. The main question is how many ???

 

[captainraincoat]

 

[Atrus]

I'd imagine there would be a total global societal collapse leading to the deaths of most of the remaining women. The survivors would mostly regress into largely agrarian scavengers and the last man could more than likely end up a god king of old among the pockets he encounters later on.

 

[Hotty Botty]

I too read the first volume of Y: The Last Man.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Mistake]

I'd be ganondorf

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler

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[synchronicity]

...suck balls...at least some other guys to help share the load

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Ikutachi]

Each load could be used for many, many pregnancies. They would probably lock you in a room and have your semen drained and collected a couple times a day. The future of the human species is more important than your happiness.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Let me quote myself what could happen if that was the case:



Just hope all the womand are not like her xD

 

[Grinchy]

Other than all the repopulation sex without consequences, every other thing about it would be a nightmare.

 

[Nester99]

Your jiz would be the most important and valuable thing on the planet.

The real question is would you be King Big Dick the first, Or would you take the soy road and let those bitches chain you up like a dairy cow.

 

[Keihart]

There would a whole lot of lesbians.

 

[slugbahr]

I'd be going up the street for a pack of ciggies.

 

[SpartanN92]

All my life I've heard "Not if you were the last man on earth."
What now bitch?

 

[DoomGyver]

I'd start to repopulate but they'd only give birth to girls.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Cant help you.

Iam thin, good looking and married to a hot asian wife.

 

[highrider]

Cant help you.

Iam thin, good looking and married to a hot asian wife.

Totally not creepy to specify Asian.

 

[Airola]

Modern world pro-tip:
Identify as a woman and have lots of hot and steamy lesbian sex.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Elcid]

I'd become a god.

 

[Rentahamster]

Killing off half the population on Earth won't be good for my business.