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[Days like these...]

“If I had had the power to prevent my own birth I should certainly never have consented to accept existence under such ridiculous conditions."

 

[AlteredForms]

"Russians. They are so dark. I remember reading Doestovsky in school and wondering when do these people laugh?" - Inspector Tarconi

 

[MDSLKTR]

 

[FunkMiller]

“If it’s going to be that kind of of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato”.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

“Do or do not, there is no try”

 

[*Nightwing]

“What?”

 

[ANDS]

"Yippee ki yay, Mr. Falcon."

 

[Winter John]

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit

 

[IDKFA]

Dostoevsky is one of the greatest novelists of all time and was a true artistic genius.

Asking me to pick out a favourite quote is akin to asking me to pick out my favourite section of the Sistine Chapel. In other words, an impossible task.

 

[LegendOfKage]

“If it’s going to be that kind of of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato”.

Are you quoting the Beastie Boys song? If not, do you know where did that clip happened to come from? I've always wondered.

 

[OZ9000]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

They played us like a damn fiddle!

 

[pauljeremiah]

My soul bleeds and the blood steadily, silently, disturbingly slowly, swallows me whole.

 

[Days like these...]

Dostoevsky is one of the greatest novelists of all time and was a true artistic genius.

Asking me to pick out a favourite quote is akin to asking me to pick out my favourite section of the Sistine Chapel. In other words, an impossible task.

Fair enough

 

[MudoSkills]

You know Prince Myshkin, we really are the last of us.

 

[FunkMiller]

Are you quoting the Beastie Boys song? If not, do you know where did that clip happened to come from? I've always wondered.

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/famous_beastie_boys_sample_revealed

 

[Coconutt]

“Do or do not, there is no try”

Pretty sure this was Mr miyagi from karate kid

 

[ReBurn]

"Life is like looking for your penis. Most of the time it's in your hand."

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Pretty sure this was Mr miyagi from karate kid

No its Dostoevsky

 

[Nintendo's Witch]

"Give her the dick"

 

[AlteredForms]

No its Dostoevsky

Wrong both of you is.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

"Yo Tommy...I didn't hear no bell."

 

[Ownage]

"Ass to ass."

 

[SJRB]

"With great power comes great responsibility, said Gandalf to Harry"

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

OP, you do not come to GAF for Doestovsky quotes. This is the best we can do.

 

[Deerock71]

All I remember from him is saving your crust of bread to soak up the last of the soup and/or gruel is the best practice.

 

[Winter John]

Mischka the dog
Lies dead in a bog
The children weep
Over her corpse
The mist covers
Their tears
My heart breaks
With anguish
At least
This Christmas
We eat

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wrong both of you is.

Yoda was quoting like Michael Scott on The Office.

 

[Davesky]

I can't find the exact quote but it's at the end of Notes from Underground, something along the lines of society never being able to create a perfect glasshouse because there will always be somebody that comes along just like him that wants to break it down.

The Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment are both filled with great quotes, Dostoevsky's ability to create so many different variations of characters and write about them with such a level of psychological depth is genius.

 

[rogr rogr]

I don't know any quote, but aren't you guys misspelling his name? Dostoyevsky.

 

[AJUMP23]

Let them eat Goulash.

 

[Mossybrew]

“To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's.”

Never read this dude's books but that seems like a good one.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't know any quote, but aren't you guys misspelling his name? Dostoyevsky.

I spell it Doystuveskie

 

[Days like these...]

I don't know any quote, but aren't you guys misspelling his name? Dostoyevsky.

No

 

[TheDreadBaron]

The man who lies to himself can be more easily offended than anyone else. You know it is sometimes very pleasant to take offense, isn't it? A man may know that nobody has insulted him, but that he has invented the insult for himself, has lied and exaggerated to make it picturesque, has caught at a word and made a mountain out of a molehill--he knows that himself, yet he will be the first to take offense, and will revel in his resentment till he feels great pleasure in it.

 

[Days like these...]

The man who lies to himself can be more easily offended than anyone else. You know it is sometimes very pleasant to take offense, isn't it? A man may know that nobody has insulted him, but that he has invented the insult for himself, has lied and exaggerated to make it picturesque, has caught at a word and made a mountain out of a molehill--he knows that himself, yet he will be the first to take offense, and will revel in his resentment till he feels great pleasure in it.

"I like it when people lie! Lying is man's only privilege over all other organisms."

 

[Spaceman292]

I hope no one here is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table

 

[Marvel14]

The man who lies to himself can be more easily offended than anyone else. You know it is sometimes very pleasant to take offense, isn't it? A man may know that nobody has insulted him, but that he has invented the insult for himself, has lied and exaggerated to make it picturesque, has caught at a word and made a mountain out of a molehill--he knows that himself, yet he will be the first to take offense, and will revel in his resentment till he feels great pleasure in it.

Looks like Reshitera finally found the quotation they needed for their homepage...

 

[Facism]

"I am not moist you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes but not I"

 

[mortal]

"We really are the brothers Karamazov"

 

[Mihos]

They are just going to change his quotes to be more inclusive anyway. I will wait for the rewrite

 

[kurisu_1974]

Doestovsky lol

Sounding very well read with the spelling in that topic title indeed.

 

[Tams]

'If you fart and there's no one else there to smell; does it really matter?'

'A fart is wholesome, but a shart is unfortunate.'

 

[Days like these...]

Doestovsky lol

Sounding very well read with the spelling in that topic title indeed.

I never claimed to be well read I dropped out of school after 7th grade to work in the fields so excuse the misspelling. Sorry


Is that contrite enough for you or more?

 

[kurisu_1974]

It's just ironic and I like that. Never read a single Russian author myself so you're more better read than me.

 

[Days like these...]

More better indeed.

 

[GymWolf]

Better some fried bacon today than a pastrami sandwich tomorrow.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Was he the originator of "bros before hoes" I like that one.