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[Price Drop]

So a girl just rang our door bell and said, "Hi! We're doing a promotion right now and will scotchguard any room for free. Just show us the most heavily traffic-ed area of the room!"

I said no and she left. But kept thinking, why the hell would anyone do this?

My instant guess was that she could survey the house and find out what kind of shit you have, then let her buddies know.

Any ideas?

 

[MrPing1000]

maybe just maybe she was telling the truth?


wtf is scotchguard anyhoo?

 

[Teddman]

So a girl just rang our door bell and said, "Hi! We're doing a promotion right now and will scotchguard any room for free. Just show us the most heavily traffic-ed area of the room!"

Most heavily traffic'ed area? Tell her to get busy scotchguarding the front porch she standing on...

 

[Kon Tiki]

"Well this is a first. I have never had a woman knock on my door and want to see my bed right away."

 

[Mason]

No, she's trying to sell Scotchguard. After she finishes and you see how great it looks, she'll try to sell you some.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

So a girl just rang our door bell and said, "Hi! We're doing a promotion right now and will scotchguard any room for free. Just show us the most heavily traffic-ed area of the room!"

I said no and she left. But kept thinking, why the hell would anyone do this?

My instant guess was that she could survey the house and find out what kind of shit you have, then let her buddies know.

Any ideas?

Quagmire would just tell her the bedroom, and lock all the doors...

 

[Winged Creature]

aaaallllliiiiggghhhhttttt

 

[cubanb]

once she gets into your house, she will rob you...... BEST SCAM EVAR

 

[Outlaw]

You should have FHUTA

 

[fennec fox]

You should have given her the SHOCKER!!!

 

[The Faceless Master]

You should have FHUTA

yeah...

wait... was she cute?

 

[cvxfreak]

"That'll be the toilet my family just laid the smackdown on, thanks."

 

[=W=]

Should have pulled out your weiner.

 

[Pattergen]

Should have pulled out your weiner.

IAWTP

 

[Price Drop]

Unfortunately she wasn't cute. She was short, squat, hispanic chick trying to sound like a salesperson. Now this would be a simple dismissal if I didn't live in a nice neighborhood that happens to be only a mile away from a bad neighborhood. Ever heard of Pomona, CA? It's been featured on COPS! That's where we live by and that's why I don't trust this scotchguard woman.

If she were hot, well, that's a whole different story!

 

[aoi tsuki]

Should have pulled out your weiner.

Agreed. Door-to-door salespeople are practically exempt from sexual harassment claims (until a precedented case). i mean, fuck, they're on your freaking property. Just whip it out, FHUTA, and tell no one she wasn't cute.

 

[IntestineBoy]

maybe just maybe she was telling the truth?


wtf is scotchguard anyhoo?

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scotchguard lets you pee the bed and then it doesnt ruin the mattress.