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[Iceman]

OK, this BOY is a fairly well off son of a pilot. He has two guitars, snowboards in Vale, wears spikey hair, swears and attends a private school (grade 5). Imagine the kid who has everything.

Any suggestions for a last minute gift? The first gift idea was a bust. Something in the way of an activity would be best but I'm not above (comic) books (I started to become a fan around that age).

P.S. His parents won't allow video games.

 

[xsarien]

 

[Lemurnator]

The gift of loss. Take his shit away and teach him what it's like to live like kids who don't have shit.

It will make him more grateful of what he had.

 

[alejob]

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P.S. His parents won't allow video games.

No videogames make you evil






What can I get my grandma for Xmas?

 

[sprsk]

The passion of the christ

 

[Iceman]

I already ran through the panoply of overtly christian gifts... a good time was had by all.

Well, at least I thought it was funny.

I also suggested (1) taking something favorite thing AWAY from the kid to teach him a lesson or (2) paying somebody to beat him up, teach him some humility. But these ideas did not pass the parent test.

what I wouldn't give for a service like that in The Game (Michael Douglas) but for preteens... and reasonably affordable.

 

[shakezula]

-

 

[sc0la]

his foreskin back

some of us would like the option!

 

[Iceman]

You've never tried to be the guy who gives the best presents? It's all about winning.

Maybe give him a poster of hungry ethiopian kids.. or better yet, sponsor a child on his behalf and give him the letters and photos... but then he might think I've purchased a manservant for him.

 

[Azih]

Kidnap him and drop him out of the car in Camden, New Jersey.

 

[FortNinety]

I think he has enough stuff actually.

Anyway, go with a gift certificate. If he has a ton of big toys, who know what little stuff he has. Better safe than sorry.

 

[joshschw]

buy him a board game.

 

[retardboy]

A christmas tree so other kids won't make fun of him for not celebrating christmas.

 

[Doth Togo]

The gift of loss. Take his shit away and teach him what it's like to live like kids who don't have shit.

It will make him more grateful of what he had.

IAWTP.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

kill his family. with his money that'll put him on a career path of vigilantism. 20 years later come back and tell him that you killed his parents and you did it to teach the value of family. then run away.

 

[Mugen]

The gift of loss. Take his shit away and teach him what it's like to live like kids who don't have shit.

It will make him more grateful of what he had.

For goodness sake, what mean parents this girl have. No wonder they starved you every Chri... err... all year.

 

[StoOgE]

the rest of his penis back?

<--- is missing part of his penis. and I want it back

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

the rest of his penis back?

<--- is missing part of his penis. and I want it back

BWAHAHAHA!!! i always gotta laugh at you guys that got cut... you'll never know the joys....

 

[sc0la]

I already made that joke =/ *post goes unnoticed*

 

[dem]

BWAHAHAHA!!! i always gotta laugh at you guys that got cut... you'll never know the joys....

Of dickcheese?

 

[Litigation Manuel]

n to the evermind

 

[StoOgE]

BWAHAHAHA!!! i always gotta laugh at you guys that got cut... you'll never know the joys....

You might laugh at us.. but at women dont scream in horror when I drop my pants..



or do they?

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Get him what every 11 year old Jewish boy wants....

MANDY PATINKIN! The Yiddish Children's Clown! Seriously! He is! He sings songs for children in Yiddish! Either that or show him the wonder that is friction. It creates heat, don't ya know.

 

[Minotauro]

his foreskin back

some of us would like the option!

Ain't that the truth. And, I'm not even Jewish so it's not like I have the benefits of money or entertainment industry connections. I will never forgive my parents.

 

[NLB2]

The obvious answer: a hooker.

 

[mCACGj]

Kidnap him and drop him out of the car in Camden, New Jersey.

Man, Camden gets such a bad rap...most dangerous city in America, man...I live like 5 minutes from Camden, it's not too bad, you only here 3 gunshots driving through it.

In all reality though, the waterfront is real nice. It seems to be turning around, and they seem to be putting a lot of effort into it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

a pair of Dockers.