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[Lemurnator]

It's Fathers Day tomarrow. I don't love or like my father but I have to get him something or else my mom will be disappointed and the atmosphere around the house won't be very positive.

What's a good gift to give an unwanted parent?

Or just a cheap last minute fathers day present.

 

[Archaix]

Socks/underwear say "I didn't put any thought into this gift"

Used socks/underwear say "Rot in hell"

 

[Naked Snake]

A dildo.

 

[nitewulf]

would you stop creeping me out?

 

[Archaix]

A dildo.

A used dildo.

 

[Naked Snake]

would you stop creeping me out?

It's not my problem, it's yours.

 

[beerbelly]

Just a card I can purchase at the dollar store.

 

[nitewulf]

i was talking to lemurs.

 

[Naked Snake]

Okay good. But how is she creeping you out?

 

[Archaix]

On a related note, it's father's day tomorrow?

Go figure.

 

[Kon Tiki]

A new lawnmover.

 

[Teknopathetic]

Nothing usually gets the point across.

 

[nitewulf]

Okay good. But how is she creeping you out?

in the old forum she once posted about how her father physcically abuses her etc, from her pictures she looks like she is about 14 (?), she is obsessed with lemurs.
whats not to get creeped out about?

 

[karasu]

a sprite and a box of juju beans.

 

[Wolfy]

I got my dad a Bruce Lee movie collection, with a signed copy of his philosophy book.

 

[Lemurnator]

I'd prefer something that kind of says "I don't care too much about you but here."

I kind of want to be mean, and nitewulf. I posted one thing that would slightly hint toward that. And it isn't a problem anymore so please just let that be.

 

[neptunes]

give him the photos you that you post on the net Lemurs!

 

[Dagless M.D.]

I'd prefer something that kind of says "I don't care too much about you but here."

I kind of want to be mean, and nitewulf. I posted one thing that would slightly hint toward that. And it isn't a problem anymore so please just let that be.

A dead cat?

 

[nitewulf]

I'd prefer something that kind of says "I don't care too much about you but here."

I kind of want to be mean, and nitewulf. I posted one thing that would slightly hint toward that. And it isn't a problem anymore so please just let that be.

chill out, it was a joke. i get creeped out very easily, its an inside joke amongst my friends.

 

[mjq jazz bar]

Why do you dislike your dad?

 

[Meier]

A funny card works even if ya like him.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Sign him up for Columbia house and pay for the first CD.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

A Party Sheep.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

I love my father, but I usually just give him a card. He knows I can't afford much else.

 

[etiolate]

A daughter like you.

 

[cvxfreak]

Give him the finger.

Or, more appropriately, a book on parenting.

 

[sprsk]

It's Fathers Day tomarrow. I don't love or like my father but I have to get him something or else my mom will be disappointed and the atmosphere around the house won't be very positive.

What's a good gift to give an unwanted parent?

Or just a cheap last minute fathers day present.

A hug.

 

[jiggle]

 

[AssMan]

 

[DSN2K]

im doing a surprise visit!

he's bound to be happy to see me

 

[bjork]

My dad's cool, so I got him Onimusha 3.

Even got a dad story handy: He comes into my work today and there's this regular lady customer who always makes me think "if Steve Buscemi was a woman with fake implants, he'd look like this." My dad comes in, watches part of Anna in Kung-Fu Land with me, and then goes, "That lady over there looks like Steve Buscemi with tits."

He had a heart attack a couple of weeks ago, so I'm glad the old boy is still around. We have too much fun shit to talk still.

 

[Socreges]

It's not my problem, it's yours.

Actually, it IS your problem.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Actually, it IS your problem.

A dildo. Now it's OUR problem.

 

[bjork]

A dildo. Now it's OUR problem.

Only if it's double headed.

 

[Gattsu25]

show him this thread

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Only if it's double headed.

touche.

 

[MrPing1000]

got my dad a nice multiregion dvd player for the back room. Everyones a winner!

 

[yoshifumi]

i didn't know it was father's day but i don't think my dad knew either so its ok.

 

[Socreges]

Father's Day is tomorrow. Now you know and can get him something nice.

 

[yoshifumi]

forget that, i'm sticking with my feigned ignorance.

 

[The Faceless Master]

It's Fathers Day tomarrow. I don't love or like my father but I have to get him something or else my mom will be disappointed and the atmosphere around the house won't be very positive.

What's a good gift to give an unwanted parent?

Or just a cheap last minute fathers day present.

buy your mom something nice instead...

 

[Suerte]

My dad is getting a hoover for his car, that's how much I like him....

 

[Error Macro]

The perfect gift:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...102-9129965-8099317?v=glance&s=books&n=507846