Microsoft's new console can apparently grind and do ollies. Nintendo is looking to incite civil war. Sony is... uh, making money.
Fuck that noise. What we need is something I've bee promised since childhood. This is TWO THOUSAND-FUCKING-FIVE. I'm supposed to living on the moon with my supermodel clone wife driving flying cars and watching news on my holographic TV streaming from Internet 2 (the sequel!).
So I propose you jump on my bandwagon and start investing in:
Fuck that noise. What we need is something I've bee promised since childhood. This is TWO THOUSAND-FUCKING-FIVE. I'm supposed to living on the moon with my supermodel clone wife driving flying cars and watching news on my holographic TV streaming from Internet 2 (the sequel!).
So I propose you jump on my bandwagon and start investing in: