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What Would Jesus Do?

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Could he turn water into a Klondike Bar? I don't know the limitations on that.
 
 
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If jesus is reading this thread, which i doubt. I think he would like Klondike Bars. But i dont think he would eat alot of things which we eat in these times now, but i think he might eat maybe 1 or 2 Klondike Bars.

Cool thread, just dont abuse it.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
If jesus is reading this thread, which i doubt. I think he would like Klondike Bars. But i dont think he would eat alot of things which we eat in these times now, but i think he might eat maybe 1 or 2 Klondike Bars.

Cool thread, just dont abuse it.
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Haha, this is your winner.
 
MaverickX9 said:
What is the second one...?

Jesus Would...rape that fucking mother?

Jesus Would...return that fucking movie?

Jesus Would...ride that furry mule?
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Read the Fucking Manual

RTFM is a mantra in tech support.
 
U.2.K. Tha Greate$t said:
If jesus is reading this thread, which i doubt. I think he would like Klondike Bars. But i dont think he would eat alot of things which we eat in these times now, but i think he might eat maybe 1 or 2 Klondike Bars.

Cool thread, just dont abuse it.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
jesus wouldn't eat klondike bars. He was a hippie he'd probably be all into organic foods and he would probably stink cause hippies don't shower but like once a month.
 
 
typhonsentra said:
There are a ton of stupid/silly threads, why single hers out?
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Best I can figure is that it's traditon.

Or I would suspect many in GAF are jockeying for position until she turns 18 at that point the Mods will have to arm themselves with a doublebarelled banstick.

That being said I suspect he'd die on the cross for one and come back and get it in 3 days.
 
8bit said:
Those look like High Speed Dick Sucking Lips if that's what you mean.
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:lol

I was trying to think of a witty alternate meaning for DSL. You've spared me the hassle.
 
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