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[Willco]

Ever been on the New York City subway system during rush hour? Basically, the seats are arranged on both sides of the car so that you are facing in towards the middle, and people stand in the space between the seating facing outward. One unfortunate summer's day, I did not get a seat and was forced to stand in front of a seated woman that was well endowed and had a low cut dress. The commander stood at attention the entire time and well, she noticed. :|

SHE NOTICED? HELL I NOTICED AND I DON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK LOL AM I RITE?

 

[Wellington]

We kept making nervous eye contact as I tried to cover up. I would love to say "oh hey yeah I unzipped and slammed it in her mouth all the way down to her duodenum!" but it was more embarrassing than anything else.

 

[SuperPac]

"Sorry, toots. It's got a mind of its own. I can't do a thing with it."

 

[Drozmight]

We kept making nervous eye contact as I tried to cover up. I would love to say "oh hey yeah I unzipped and slammed it in her mouth all the way down to her duodenum!" but it was more embarrassing than anything else.

I was on the NY subway once and I was standing with my arm up holding on to the loop (not sure the name). Anyway, when my stop came I put my arm down in a hurry to get out and acidentally felt some lady's breast. Damn that was awkward.

 

[bionic77]

STOP!!

:lol

Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

 

[teh_pwn]

Masterbate more.

Roomates? Take "long showers."

 

[teh_pwn]

Actually, my advice sucks. I'm a junior/senior in Computer Engineering. I still have this problem occasionally. Sometimes between classes there will be some girls. Oh, and aerobics at the gym, you've got to get in the front row if you want to successfully work out.

Bite you're tounge like crazy and focus on anything else. Gravel, clouds, whatever.