Black male, mid twenties walks in. Grabs something off of the couch, and his friend inquires:
"What's that?"
"Oh, it's a Duvet Cover. It's a decorative sham that also protects."
At this point, everyone's stunned
Then "uh, watch the game."
And then this freaky eye bulge, because he's all excited about the game, and able to eschew the fact he knows what a duvet cover is.
Offensive undertones. :-|