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[sazzy]

Just in the last few weeks...

How do I get this cat to leave me alone and go away?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1286810

I think a cat just became my overlord
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1284251

This cat followed me home.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1277160

Cat wandering around the apartment complex, used to have a collar.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1277241&

I think I'm accidentally stealing my neighbours' cat
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1254483

there is this cat just chillin outside my apt
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1231083

 

[TheSpoiler]

Cats are pests.

 

[Beartruck]

It's getting colder is whats up. Cats wanna be in a warm house for the winter.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

plot twist: all the same cat

 

[Mahonay]

There are tons of stray cats pretty much everywhere on the planet.

 

[M3d10n]

Working to meet their yearly toxoplasma infection cota.

 

[Snowybreak]

I, for one, welcome our adorable new overlords.

 

[HStallion]

 

[M3d10n]

Maybe we are heading towards that one timeline that SCP dude who randomly shifts into parallel dimensions ended up visiting:

BN2-AL6-CTE
Retrieval: Uneventful.

Subject arrived in a derelict metropolitan area. Subject was unable to locate any other humans, but noted an overabundance of cats in every area it visited. Said felines seemed no different from normal housecats, though, and subject spent most of this shift petting any who came near.

During the standard examination procedures after retrieval, trace amounts of a Toxoplasma gondii variant were discovered on the subject’s clothing, as well as larger amounts on its shoes. Further testing showed that subject had not yet been infected with the Toxoplasmosis variant, most likely attributed to the short timeframe of this shift not allowing the subject to grow hungry and seek out food.

All clothing and belongings that were on subject's person during this shift were incinerated, and the subject forced to undergo special decontamination procedures, in order to prevent any possibility of contagion.

 

[entremet]

It's sounds more like an issue with strays.

 

[greycolumbus]

The clowns are responsible. Think about it.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Well based on my superior deductive reasoning:

1. Appears to be targeting Neogaf members
2. Neogaf is one of the highest ranked sites in regards to linking to Hillary's main site
3. Thus these cats must be sleeper agents of the Trump campaign, likely to post as senior gaf members when they're out of the house to push a Pro-Trump agenda

 

[SuperBanana]

One showed up at my house too...

 

[Linkstrikesback]

I wish a cat would follow me home.

 

[Dipper145]

Street cats trying to find a warm place to go as it gets colder. Wild kitties are everywhere

 

[Supast4r]

All these stealth brag threads. I want a cat but my parents are allergic to them

 

[Kite]

I adopted an abandoned cat who appeared under my car as well, I just did the sensible thing and asked real experts on what to do instead of you nimrods on gaf.

 

[MrSaturn99]

cats are great

 

[Arkos]

Sometimes they just show up

 

[Crossing Eden]

You can do nothing

 

[K' Dash]

Cats are pests.

f**k you

 

[Pankratous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1186841

You forgot my cat.

 

[SchrodingerC]

I for one gladly accept our cat overlords.

 

[evilromero]

Cats are attracted to pushovers.