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When it comes down to women, are you the PG13 guy everyone's pulling for?...

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Or the rated-R guy who you're not sure if you like? Which are you? Lately, I've had a change of perspective. I've become that rated-R guy. I have incorportated the mentality that I'm a big bear, with fangs and claws (and big fucking teeth, man!)...and every girl around me is this cute little bunny cowering in the corner. And everytime I see that bunny, I just look at my big fucking claws and think of a way of how to kill that bunny.

Yeah...but that's just me. I used to be that PG-13 guy and I realized I'll never get anywhere being that guy. So, rated-R or PG13?
 
Swingers rocks.

Despite having had a steady relationship for almost 5 1/2 years, I probably fall into the PG category. Not even 13. Sad really. What is weird though, is that the rated R type mentality seems so absolutely foreign to me. I can't even wrap my head around it.

(As a side note, I probably talk more PG13, and probably even think more PG13, but when it comes to the way I act, and how i go about things, definately PG.)
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Well the PG route works for you, so more power to you -- and frankly, I envy you. I think all relationships sort of start off with the male being that big bear, with those big fucking claws, and then eventually the male settles down and is more akin to the bunny he captured.
 

Future Trunks

lemme tell you something son, this guy is SO FARKING HUGE HE'LL FLEX AND DESTROY THE SUN no shit
Boogie said:
I'm the "PG-13 guy" mascot.

Ehhhh, I dunno, you get propositioned, Boogie. I may have to take your place as head of the PG-13 Club.....or better yet, branch off.....PG-Clubbers Unite!

GA: "......."
 

Boogie

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Future Trunks said:
Ehhhh, I dunno, you get propositioned, Boogie. I may have to take your place as head of the PG-13 Club.....or better yet, branch off.....PG-Clubbers Unite!

GA: "......."

Yes, but like the wholesome small-town boy I am, I turned downed the proposition. ;P
 

Ristamar

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Swingers does indeed rock (it was the first DVD I purchased when I got a DVD player). Ironically, the point of the flick is that you don't need to try to be the "R-rated guy" or anyone else. Just have a little confidence, be yourself, and things will eventually work out.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Cubsfan23 said:
I'm ashamed I don't own this movie yet :(

*drives to best buy*

WTF? You're the cock of the walk, but you don't even own the greatest movie evar? I will never read a word of advice you ever post...for comedic purposes that is...'cuz you know...it's funny.

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Believe it or not, I don't classify my personality through movie ratings, and I don't pretend to have pieces of string tied to my belt. I own and enjoy the movie Swingers, but I'd sooner read the real snorefest than consider it to be a bible of any sort.
 
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