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[aoi tsuki]

i was thinking about this the other night. i remember in my early school years from preschool to second grade, that during play or whatever you wanna call it, girls would sometimes lick inside my ear. i don't mean a simple quick lick, but what basically amounted to messy cunnilingus... in the ear. i really liked it (it was wet and warm), but i don't recall all the details surrounding the events.

Looking back on it, i realize just how overtly sexual it was.

Did this happen to anyone else?

 

[impirius]

Are you a character from Brave New World?

 

[karasu]

Unfortunately, no.

 

[Claus]

That's gross. Girls are gross. Vaginas are gross. Cooties, ew!

 

[Socreges]

Well, I'm 21, and they still do it. I never thought of it as being immature, though I suspect it would be inappropriate for grandmothers and the like.

And yes, it feels unusually nice. It can be a really effective turn-on, as if I needed encouragement.

 

[BlackMage]

women love the taste of earwax.

 

[Incognito]

ProTip: When a girl begins to lick your ear, it's time to fuck! I think that's the sweet spot for EVERY guy, and all the women know this. I hate the fucking teases who'll lick you ears while they're straddling you only to leave you hanging. That should be outlawed.

Do not lick or play with my ear unless you are postively 100% ready to fuck!

 

[Blackie]

Um no, not really.

In what heavenly part of the globe did you go to school?

 

[Dan]

"I'd have bought a dog if I wanted my ear licked."

I'll be very, very surprised if anyone knows what movie that's from.

As for the question, no, at least not when I was a kid.

 

[Mr Gump]

You piece of filth. Clean your ears and then maybe they wouldnt of had to do it for you.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Um no, not really.

In what heavenly part of the globe did you go to school?

i vaguely remember being in preschool on the playground, in this big metal tube (one of the playground structures) with a girl and her licking me. It just felt really, really good. Thinking back on it, i don't know how it could've not been sexual, but even babies and toddlers masturbate without the realization that it's been deemed a sexual activity.

Sadly, no woman i've been with has licked my ear since. Chalk up another missed opportunity.

 

[kitchenmotors]

i vaguely remember being in preschool on the playground, in this big metal tube (one of the playground structures) with a girl and her licking me. It just felt really, really good. Thinking back on it, i don't know how it could've not been sexual, but even babies and toddlers masturbate without the realization that it's been deemed a sexual activity.

Sadly, no woman i've been with has licked my ear since. Chalk up another missed opportunity.

This thread would have been so much more interesting if you replaced ear with ass.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Nope....

 

[Brian Fellows]

whoops...

 

[Freestyler]

My ex introduced me to the world of ear-licking, and he could nearly take me over the top (if you get what I mean) doing just that, he did this incredible thing where he almost bit [bited] my earlobe whilst his tongue went into my ear. God damn was that hot.

I do it now to my 'special friend' and he seems to go crazy in love as soon as I start.

But we never did that as children. I did start masturbating when I was around 6 or 7 however (as you say, not knowing it was sexual though).

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

i used to sleep with this japanese exchange student in my altoona days who "introduced me to the world of ear licking". it absolutely floored me! unfortunately, i have not met anyone since who licks ears...

 

[Trevelyon]

No, seeing as most girls & boys were petrified of each other in primary school.

But... that all changed in High school, he he he

Just not for me. ;_;

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

"I'd have bought a dog if I wanted my ear licked."

I'll be very, very surprised if anyone knows what movie that's from.

As for the question, no, at least not when I was a kid.

"Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself"

 

[Socreges]

"Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself"

Hey is that a good date movie?

 

[XS+]

When I was a kid, girls threw rocks at me and put worms in my lunchbag. But no, no earlicking.

 

[Jim Bowie]

2nd grade? Try high school. Girls dig that shit.

Or dug. I'm out of high school.

 

[Zaptruder]

If you had dyslexia, I think it would be quite easy to read the title as: When you were a kid, dick girls ever do your inside ear?

 

[Stryder]

No, no ear licking but we did have kiss chasey.
Man I was the only one that knew how to play that game, I mean, why would you want to run away from girls wanting to kiss you? I would often feign putting up a fight but would always end up getting caught in the end.

 

[gofreak]

Please explain, in functional detail, how this works - does someone actually stick their tongue into your ear, or are we talking about licking the "external parts"....?

 

[Suerte]

I've had it done to me relatively recently, it was highly disturbing and the person soon knew not to do it again! :|

 

[AirBrian]

FHUTE!

 

[Drozmight]

I had a girl lick/nibble on my ear lobe when she was trying to get me in the sack...

Needless to say, it worked... and the rest is history. I don't know about when I was younger though.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Please explain, in functional detail, how this works - does someone actually stick their tongue into your ear, or are we talking about licking the "external parts"....?

As best i can remember, the girl would start on the outside of the ear, licking in a spiralling pattern inwards. Once inside, the girl would basically slam the eardrum with her tongue. Pretty much like how cunnilingus is commonly performed.

The more i think about it, the more i feel like i'm missing out now that i could really appreciate it.

 

[sefskillz]

Yea, every girl I've been with has been all about some ear action. I enjoy returning the favor, it's good times. You can work some faint breathing in while you're up there to really get em going.

 

[pnjtony]

Only my current GF has ever "worked my ear" and it was great. Sadly it doesn't have exact same effect on me as it did in those early days.

 

[shuri]

I guess i'm not much of a ear person. I would rather have her lips and longue working on another part.

 

[Naked Snake]

I really don't like it when someone licks inside my ear... I find the wetness afterwards very irritating... My boyfriend however absolutely loves it when I do it to him, so different strokes for different folks I guess.

 

[Lemurnator]

I really don't like it when someone licks inside my ear... I find the wetness afterwards very irritating... My boyfriend however absolutely loves it when I do it to him, so different strokes for different folks I guess.

:sick

Mental image...

I prefer kissing and being kissed over sticking my tongue in someones ear. I have never put my tongue in someones ear, I never will.

 

[aoi tsuki]

:sick

Mental image...

I prefer kissing and being kissed over sticking my tongue in someones ear. I have never put my tongue in someones ear, I never will.

The ear is probably one of the cleanest places you'll be asked to stick your tongue in, trust me. :lol

 

[MIMIC]

Kiss you and beat you up because they liked you? Yes.

Lick inside your ear? 0_o No.

 

[alejob]

I had a crazy teacher that did it. But no girls.

No, no ear licking but we did have kiss chasey.
Man I was the only one that knew how to play that game, I mean, why would you want to run away from girls wanting to kiss you? I would often feign putting up a fight but would always end up getting caught in the end.

Same here but I ran like hell, I was not going to let some girls kiss me, gross. HAHA!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

we used to have dickgirl chases at my school

 

[alejob]

we used to have dickgirl chases at my school

What are dickgirl chases? You had girl with a penis in your class?

 

[J2 Cool]

I had a crazy teacher that did it. But no girls.

we used to have dickgirl chases at my school

wait wait wait... what??! First, when did a teacher ever get the chance to lick your ear? And is it just me or is that completely... wrong? Secondly, what is dickgirl? This topic just lost me at the end though it never completely had me..

 

[Escape Goat]

what

 

[etiolate]

No, but they do now.

 

[Boogie]

Damn I hate these threads.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I hate the internet

 

[bishoptl]

papa smurf can I lick your ear

 

[Socreges]

Damn I hate these threads.

DAMNIT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

You're an attractive gentleman. If insecurity remains a problem then simply pillage the Christian community for some likewise insecure and inexperienced ladies.

 

[akascream]

No but we used to play doctor a lot. From my experience, popsicle sticks make a great tool to doctor up a vagina.

 

[RevenantKioku]

I distinctly remember fingering a few girls in kindergarten. Not that I had any fucking idea what was going on, but hey. It kinda bugged me in high school, cause they were the popular girls, and classes about sexual harassment had fucked with my head and made me scared.

 

[etiolate]

From my experience, popsicle sticks make a great tool to doctor up a vagina.

What about splinters?