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The motherfucking Angry Whopper. 800 calories of heaven. Bacon. Pepper jack cheese. Jalapeños. Delicious whopper patty. Fried onion petal things. Some kind of sweet and smoky spicy sauce. It's not as spicy as it could be, but it has a nice little kick. It's delicious.

While Burger King keeps introducing bullshit like a rodeo king and a dumb cheese burger in a chicken sandwich bun and Big Mac knockoffs and shitty A1 burgers and burgers with fries on them and terrible hot dogs and even a fucking Whopper burrito, they've got this delicious fucking burger sitting in the back, just waiting for its chance to bless the world again, and they refuse to bring it back! What the fuck.

Come on, Burger King. Let it out of its cage. Bring back the greatest fast food burger ever made. The world will thank you. You brought back those overrated chicken fries because people begged, bring back the way better Angry Whopper now. Do it or I'll boycott.

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

That burger looks like it'd have you shitting through the eye of a needle sitting on the toilet all night.

 

[the anime man]

Angry Whopper was my favorite sandwich at BK when they had it.

 

[RumbleHumble]

Keep it in the cage, BK. My ass will thank you.

 

[Persona7]

That burger looks like it'd have you shitting through the eye of a needle sitting on the toilet all night.

Go see a doctor if a little jalapeno damages you.

 

[MidnightCowboy]

I haven't had it, but Pepper Jack is the GOAT cheese for burgers.

American cheese is #2

 

[TraBuch]

Angry Whopper was my favorite sandwich at BK when they had it.

You have great taste, friend.

That burger looks like it'd have you shitting through the eye of a needle sitting on the toilet all night.

Keep it in the cage, BK. My ass will thank you.

It's just a little bit of jalapeño and some kind of habanero-tasting sauce. Unless you have the constitution of a five year old, it won't do much to you.

I haven't had it, but Pepper Jack is the GOAT cheese for burgers.

American cheese is #2

Yep. Pepper jack is great, and it goes great with jalapeños and all the stuff in this burger.

 

[Ourobolus]

I just want the OG BK Broiler back

 

[Bronx-Man]

Hell YEAH. Angry Whopper was my shit, just the right amount of spicy and meaty.

 

[Himynameischris]

ugh I love that burger...please bring it back BK ;_;

 

[Dash_Riprock]

...That's not the stacker.

 

[Forerunner]

That shit is pretty good. It is by far the best thing on their menu.

 

[Tubobutts]

That's like a not as good version of Carl's Jr.'s El Diablo Burger.

Which is what should be brought back.

 

[TraBuch]

That's like a not as good version of Carl's Jr.'s El Diablo Burger.

Which is what should be brought back.

Naw. Those poppers didn't go well with the burger. I'd rather just get a regular burger and get the poppers on the side.

The sauce also wasn't nearly as good as the Angry Whopper sauce.

 

[lem0n]

I've never had that one, I feel like I missed out. It's similar to my favorite FF burger, though, the Whataburger Sweet N Spicy!

 

[Blitzrules240]

Remember when they renamed it Whiplash Whopper for Iron Man 2.

 

[Fat4all]

i want the whopper back that turned my poop green

fun times

 

[ldcommando]

We still have it here in Brazil. It's called whopper furioso.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

i want the whopper back that turned my poop green

fun times

 

[mrklaw]

That’s not the mushroom double swiss

 

[zelas]

Easily my number one fast food burger. The Angriest Whopper was kind of weird though.

 

[TraBuch]

We still have it here in Brazil. It's called whopper furioso.

Think you could mail one to me? Thanks.

Easily my number one fast food burger. The Angriest Whopper was kind of weird though.

That bun added nothing, and more often than not, it seemed to be stale when I got it.

 

[WaterAstro]

I never had goat burger. Are they tasty?

 

[cheezcake]

We still have it in Australia, read em and weep boys

 

[TraBuch]

We still have it in Australia, read em and weep boys

That might make all the horrible, deadly animals and spiders and bugs worth it.

 

[Fat4all]

Think you could mail one to me? Thanks.

that's rotten meat, child

keep your meat ice cold

 

[Tubobutts]

Naw. Those poppers didn't go well with the burger. I'd rather just get a regular burger and get the poppers on the side.

The sauce also wasn't nearly as good as the Angry Whopper sauce.

I'll agree to disagree with you on the sauce but the poppers were great.

 

[geomon]

Because they shouldn't ruin a perfectly good burger with shitty jalapenos.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

I don't think enough people like spicy food to keep it on menus. Two of my favorite menu items have gotten discontinued and they were both spicy. Regular chicken tastes too bland comparatively.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Jetman]

i want the whopper back that turned my poop green

fun times

That black bunned Halloween Whopper? Fuck that thing. Gave me painful green diarrhea for 3 days.

 

[Pics_nao]

Fucking loved the Angry Whopper. Besides the stacker, I don't get anything else

 

[Salmonax]

I can feel my insides disintegrating and a deluge of explosive diarrhea transporting me to new dimensions of pain and suffering. When it clears up, I look forward to trying this burger.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

That shit was good, damn

 

[johnsmith]

That's not the sourdough bacon cheeseburger

 

[Sanjuro]

That's not the sourdough bacon cheeseburger

 

[jabuseika]

 

[Skatterd]

Goddam now I'm starving

 

[Rabbit Clock]

WTF is wrong with the stomachs of gaffers that everything gives everyone explosive diarrhea? There's always like 40 of those posts in fast food threads. It's not poison, it's just garbage food.

on topic: I wish BK would bring back the original Chicken Parmesan Sandwich. The new one doesn't taste right.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Do the majority of GAF suffer IBS or is is age group average around 89?

 

[EYEL1NER]

They just brought back the cheesy tots, which were always my favorite thing to get with an Angry Whopper. Maybe it'll happen one day. I wish they'd bring it back before they get rid of cheesy tots again; an Angry Whopper, a box of cheesy tots, and a Lucky Charms of Froot Loops shake would hit the spot.
I ate their Rodeo King burger a few days ago and it didn't have any jalapeños or anything but there was something about it that reminded me of the Angry Whopper.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

That burger looks like it'd have you shitting through the eye of a needle sitting on the toilet all night.

What is it with the bowels of GAF? It's a hamburger.

I miss the Indy Whopper too.

 

[snap]

i hate the whopper

i like spicy burgers

maybe this would ok

 

[lem0n]

They just brought back the cheesy tots, which were always my favorite thing to get with an Angry Whopper. Maybe it'll happen one day. I wish they'd bring it back before they get rid of cheesy tots again; an Angry Whopper, a box of cheesy tots, and a Lucky Charms of Froot Loops shake would hit the spot.
I ate their Rodeo King burger a few days ago and it didn't have any jalapeños or anything but there was something about it that reminded me of the Angry Whopper.

 

[Sanjuro]

What is it with the bowels of GAF? It's a hamburger.



I miss the Indy Whopper too.

Shit. I forgot the Indy one was slightly different, I thought it was just the Angry.

 

[Transistor]

That's not an A-1 Thick and Hearty burger from Whataburger

 

[RecRoulette]

They bring back the angry whopper like every year, usually around winter time.

 

[TreIII]

Love this burger.

Then again, I still weep for when Cini-Mini's left the breakfast menu. Sure, it was great when the BKs near me had the Cinnabon license, but now that it's gone, what am I left with...!?

 

[FUME5]

Come to West Australia, we've still got 'em, just don't spend too much time going on about how it's called Hungry Jacks and not Burger King over here.

Although, may I suggest the Fiery Angus instead:

[IMG]https://www.hungryjacks.com.au/media/23122/hun320-grillmasters_hires_03_fiery_19jul.png[/IMG]

 

[Sanjuro]

That's not an A-1 Thick and Hearty burger from Whataburger

Whataburger is cool if you live in one state.