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Who would you rather be: Robocop or the Terminator?? Important Question!

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Robocop Pros:

-Gun holster in your right leg
-extensive knowledge of the law
-Ability to consume information at a high speed
-Networking 'needle'
-attractive body that is mostly bulletproof
-cool looking facial skin graft
-When people ask who you are, you say "Murphy"

Robocop Cons:

-you can feel your family, but you cant remeber them
-bound by the 4th directive where you cannot punch OCP execs out of windows unless fired by a superior
-have to eat baby food
-no sexual release
-stairs might be hard
-could accidentally crush a baby
-perplexing questions about own existence may be troubling
-feelings of inferiority to the Predator (except for the one that got taken out by Danny fucking Glover)

Terminator Pros:

-A fully organic shell over a tough robotic body (with presumably functional genitalia
-Good looks, tall stature
-Their CPU are neural net processors, a learning computer.
-Young looking for as long as your battery (and back up lasts)
-the potential to understand why John conner cries
-assimilate into society effortlessly
-cool accent
-Can ask womens if they are Sarah Conner

Terminator Cons:

-No emotion, can understand why John conner cries, but it is something you can never do
-would be bound by programming, possibly tedious
-face possible attacks from mimetic poly-alloy type robots and terminatrixes
-might be tough to replace skin once shot or cut-off to prove important points
-gappy toothed
-Skynet presets the CPU switch to read-only when There're sent out alone.
-feelings of inferiority to the Predator (except for the one that got taken out by Danny fucking Glover)


ME? I'd be Robocop!
 
Iamthegamer said:
Terminator in a landslide....who wants to wear that shitty Robocop suit?


It's not a suit, the supervisor on the robocop project demanded full body prosthesis. It's not a suit, it's your body. They lost the left arm, even!
 
Hm, I don't know but I always wondered who would win in a fight between Terminator and Robocop. I always came to the conclusion Terminator would. But the Frank Miller comic, Terminator vs. Robocop, was pretty cool in it's imagining a scenario. The Terminators were kind of bitches in his but it was still pretty cool.

Oh, and Terminator looks and acts much cooler. It would be a kick ass halloween costume to play him, if only because you can give demands when trick or treating and ask some lady who opens here door "are you Sarah Connor?".
 
J2 Cool said:
Hm, I don't know but I always wondered who would win in a fight between Terminator and Robocop. I always came to the conclusion Terminator would. But the Frank Miller comic, Terminator vs. Robocop, was pretty cool in it's imagining a scenario. The Terminators were kind of bitches in his but it was still pretty cool.


Robocops are more unique. You either have to be cop with good attentdance and shit, or a drug addict. Not just any cop or drug addict though. It doesnt always work.

Terminators are bitches because they are mass produced and subject to product failures.

So, the uniqueness of the Robocop is also a plus. COnsider the possibility for upgrade as robocop. I do not think the t-800 model lends itself to upgradability as much as Robo does.
 
When I think Terminator, I think Ahhnold. And ever since he has been Governor I really haven't been able to stand him. Nor can I watch his movies for more than 5 seconds when flipping through the movie stations nowadays.

So... yeah, Robocop. It's not like I'm getting any anyway, and Robocop is definitely built enough to never have to take the stairs for exercise.
 
Sapienshomo said:
Robocop Pros:
-would be bound by programming, possibly tedious

Their CPU are neural net processors, a learning computer. But Skynet presets the switch to read-only when There're sent out alone.
 
Imagine if the Terminator and Hazuku Ryo were to meet:

T: Are You Sarah Connor?
H R: Have you seen any sailors lately?

T: Are You Sarah Connor?
H R: Have you seen any sailors lately?

T: Are You Sarah Connor?
H R: Have you seen any sailors lately?
 
well considering the terminater has a fully functional sexual system ill be terminator doggystyle only! That skeleton would crush a chick.
 
Spastic Colon said:
Imagine if the Terminator and Hazuku Ryo were to meet:

T: Are You Sarah Connor?
H R: Have you seen any sailors lately?

T: Are You Sarah Connor?
H R: Have you seen any sailors lately?

T: Are You Sarah Connor?
H R: Have you seen any sailors lately?
Now imagine if the Terminator met Bud Abbott.
 
J2 Cool said:
Kick the door down and pull out a breath mint in slow motion from your coat pocket.
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i'd rather be a fax machine. Ever pick up a telephone when a fax machine was on the other end? You're all like "WTF is that shit?!", while the fax machine on the other end is laughing its ass off.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Robocop because you get that kickass music to play whenever you do something badass and your gun comes out of your leg all badass like.

DUR DE DUR DUR DUR DURRRR DUR DE DUR DUR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
Marconelly said:
This I have to know. How would Indy defend/win against Terminator?


Comic mishap and a predeliction for boy sidekicks always prevail against emotionless kill-bots. The terminator robot is like a metallic SS soldier, so indy would have no trouble with it.

Indy doest know what the fuck to think of Robo. See, Robo, unlike a Nazi or a coloured person is almost human, so Indy would have trouble coming to grips with defeating him.
 
Sapienshomo said:
Comic mishap and a predeliction for boy sidekicks always prevail against emotionless kill-bots. The terminator robot is like a metallic SS soldier, so indy would have no trouble with it.

Indy doest know what the fuck to think of Robo. See, Robo, unlike a Nazi or a coloured person is almost human, so Indy would have trouble coming to grips with defeating him.
I see your point, but I think Indy would become consfused when he unloads his bag of tricks onto terminator (shoot at him while Terminator is having fun with a sword, pass him a hot stone idol, try to strangle him with a whip) only to see that none of this stuff works, as it does on grunts he's facing daily. So what does he do then?
 
I would rather be a centaur with the horse part a Jet Ski and the man part Destro. I would weild a lightning-spewing shapeshifting Oboe of Doom with chamber orchestra expertise.
 
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