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Why do middle age men smell like cologne and a new car?

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DMczaf

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I was in the computer lab inbetween classes yesterday and this old dude took the computer next to me and this STENCH just took over the area. This girl sitting next to me looked at me like "Yeah, you smell it too..." and I was trying to hold my laugh in.

I didnt even think someone could smell like these two items! WTF! Is there an actual cologne that has new car smell?!

So I offered him my stuff

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
DMczaf said:
I was in the computer lab inbetween classes yesterday and this old dude took the computer next to me and this STENCH just took over the area. This girl sitting next to me looked at me like "Yeah, you smell it too..." and I was trying to hold my laugh in.

I didnt even think someone could smell like these two items! WTF! Is there an actual cologne that has new car smell?!

So I offered him my stuff

bijan2.jpg

So he should smell like a sweaty jock instead?
 

DMczaf

Member
tedtropy said:
So he should smell like a sweaty jock instead?

It just wasnt the smell, it consumed us! You could smell him from like 3 blocks away! I think he took a shower in the stuff @_@

DarienA said:
Define middle age bitch!

If you look in the mirror and think "What have I done with my life...", thats middle age! YOU!
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
Someone wearing too much of anything is disgusting. Like the random dude on the train this morning. The guy was stinking up the whole damned car because he obviously dumped the entire damned bottle on himself.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
DMczaf said:
It just wasnt the smell, it consumed us! You could smell him from like 3 blocks away! I think he took a shower in the stuff @_@



If you look in the mirror and think "What have I done with my life...", thats middle age! YOU!

Heh, I'm 22 and find myself saying that now and then. I'd like to think I'm gonna live past 44. Although with my eating and driving habits, that's probably pretty utopian... ;)
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
DMczaf said:
If you look in the mirror and think "What have I done with my life...", thats middle age! YOU!

Damn youngins! I don't think what have I done with my life... I just think... why the hell can't I remember what I did between the ages of 24-27... I mean you know what jobs I had during that time period but the rest is just a mismash of a few memories... the rest is a blur...
 

DMczaf

Member
DarienA said:
Damn youngins! I don't think what have I done with my life... I just think... why the hell can't I remember what I did between the ages of 24-27... I mean you know what jobs I had during that time period but the rest is just a mismash of a few memories... the rest is a blur...

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Someone get grandpa his cane!
 
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