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[Ninja Scooter]

the guy is awesome. Why do people make him the butt of so many jokes? He's better than Usher. I care not, you are probably just jealous. When a man loves a woman.

 

[hometown unicorn]

Because he makes music for my 52-year-old mom, and he hasn't ever been cool.

 

[demon]

"He's a no-talent assclown, that's why."

 

[VPhys]

:lol

 

[Ned Flanders]

1. Hair

2. Schnoz

3. Melodrama

 

[hometown unicorn]

Dude, don't make fun of noses.

 

[whytemyke]

PLUS, if anyone else remembers.... he threatened to beat the shit out of Conan O'Brien. That's like nine strikes against you already.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

PLUS, if anyone else remembers.... he threatened to beat the shit out of Conan O'Brien. That's like nine strikes against you already.

Can i touch you there?

 

[explodet]

But doesn't Conan have the protection of John Tesh?

 

[whytemyke]

He can have the protection of the other Three Horsemen of Queer* but if Bolton strikes out against Conan, it is an attack on people with a sense of humor everywhere.



*Dave Attel joke (Four horsemen of queer: Yanni, Kenny G, John Tesh and Michael Bolton)

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He can have the protection of the other Three Horsemen of Queer* but if Bolton strikes out against Conan, it is an attack on people with a sense of humor everywhere.



*Dave Attel joke (Four horsemen of queer: Yanni, Kenny G, John Tesh and Michael Bolton)

you trying to say im queer?

 

[whytemyke]

you trying to say im queer?

First wanting to touch me, now the homosexual affront?


You're making me blush! GIGGLEZ!!!111

 

[Ninja Scooter]

First wanting to touch me, now the homosexual affront?


You're making me blush! GIGGLEZ!!!111

well if the shoe fits...

































...up your ass...

 

[MC Safety]

He tried to sing the metal. But he cannot sing the metal!

When that failed, he became an easy-listening asshat.

 

[whytemyke]

well if the shoe fits...

































...up your ass...

Geez man.... awfully defensive of Michael Bolton, aren't you?

If anyone wants REAL laughable music, find the album Tom Jones did that was supposed to be like hip hop and rock combined. When I heard Jermaine Dupree on a track introducing Tom Jones, it was then that I understood what America was all about:


Making people bleed from their ears, be it with shitty music, shitty movie dialogue, endless punditry or mindless political conversations.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

first Michael Bolton, now you piss on the red white and blue?

SHAZAM!


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damn.

 

[jenov4]

Office Space = Best movie evar.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Damn it, I was gonna say that.

Same here.. :lol :lol :lol