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[lost_insaniti]

Okay so get this. I applied for a job last week. I called back a couple of times, you know, following through.
They said they would be scheduling interviews next week. Now,
my friend, who is a hottie, asked if they were still taking applications.
They were. She went in this morning, called me an hour later. She got the job.
No interview. She said the resource manager flirted with her and offered her the job right then and there.
What The Fuck?
*sob*

 

[commish]

Any pics of your friend?

 

[lost_insaniti]

None that I can post. Sorry.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

its not that you're hideos, its just that you don't have a vagina.

 

[Mugen]

This thread is useless without pics. Can we get a pic of you then?

ONLY if you're a girl btw.

 

[Azih]

For great justice you must post!

 

[lost_insaniti]

I'm a guy. And I didn't expect any replies.
Just thought you should know that I'm ugly.

 

[Ghost]

As already said, its probably nothing to do with your ugliness, its just to do with the fact that the manager wants to do the horizontal mambo with your friend.

 

[lost_insaniti]

Well good luck to him. She's a lesbian.

 

[sefskillz]

Well good luck to him. She's a lesbian.

a lesbian... WITH A JOB

 

[lost_insaniti]

Who said I didn't have a job?

 

[Azih]

Haw at the title edit.

 

[MIMIC]

Sue him for preferential treatment.

 

[sprsk]

Your avatar is too big

 

[Ninja Scooter]

on another note, what's your "friend" doing trying to take jobs you're applying for? Isn't that kinda fucked?

 

[Scrow]

master of the obvious here, but this thread is worthless without pics

(of the hottie)

 

[aoi tsuki]

Well good luck to him. She's a lesbian.

You're obviously not male enough to know that either doesn't matter, or will make her even more attractive to them.

 

[belgurdo]

a lesbian... WITH A JOB

Not for long after that tidbit gets out

 

[Escape Goat]

What is the job? Selling tampons?

 

[Team Rancid]

Dude, there's probably plenty of other McDonalds in your town. I'd apply to them all.

 

[madman13x]

She's a lesbian.

All the more reason for you to post pics.

 

[kumanoki]

Look at it this way, your lesbian friend may have gotten the job you wanted, but she's going to have to pay a price every time she walks into that office (or wherever).

 

[RaymondCarver]

A woman gets to use her prowess. I guy just has to shave, stay clean, work out, and hope somebody'll cut him a break because males don't get as much preferential treatment.

Your avatar is too big

 

[Fatalah]

sex in the workplace runs rampant.

wallstreet is nuts.

 

[Jim Bowie]

None that I can post. Sorry.

Blinx 'em.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

be glad the new mars volta is leaked then