It's hard to come up with an adequate adjective to describe the impact of this PDF on my brain. "Mind-frothingly stupor-wonderful" comes to mind. At first I thought nothing could compare to IDC's magnum opus "U.S. Utilities Billing Outsourcing 2004-2008 Forecast and Analysis," but then, as my eyes traversed the screen, every so often spastically jerking back to a previous paragraph as if to suck the very marrow out of those pixellated sentences, a molten puddle of drool forming beneath my quivering chin, I roused myself from my mesmerized state long enough to shout: "HOLY MOTHER OF MEAT!! IDC's done it AGAIN!!"
