Jubei has a flashback revealing his connection to the main leader of the Eight Devil, Genma, from when he used to be a government spy. Apparently, Genma turned his men against Jubei, and Jubei was forced to defend himself with deadly force. He even went so far as to remove Genma's head from his shoulders, but rumor has it that the man has powers of reincarnation or something, so yeah. That's a problem! But why was he targeted, you ask? Well, turns out a town happened upon a giant gold vein in a mountain, and Genma and the area's lord wanted to keep it a secret from the government. He had anyone that knew of it killed before it could be reported, and he tasked the diggers to keep digging. Jubei wasn't wild about that, and thus, the disagreement.
Jubei and Dakuan are traveling when they become separated in heavy fog, and he happens upon a shrine where he is attacked by the snake woman, Benisato. Luckily, Kagero finds the two, and she takes control of the situation... until she is bitten by a vagina snake. Yeah. What? Seems Kagero doesn't even bat an eye to the event, despite Jubei being pretty concerned. No matter, because she is executed by the
Legato Bluesummers of the Eight Devils, Yurimaru. He has been in brief scenes up to this point, but nothing of extreme consequence. He has the power to do weird stuff with wires and send out electricity, which are the methods he uses to remove the "failure" from the line of duty.
The three continue on to the "plagued village" to discover that there was really no plague at all. In fact, it was poison in the water to make it appear like a medical problem. Before they can dwell on this too long, they are ambushed by a guy named
Mushizo with a beehive in his back! Super rad! Kagero shows off her abilities as a florist, and Jubei takes out the bee guy. However, there's no time for rest, as they are soon lured into a trap using what is left of Kagero's group leader from before. Turns out he was made into a bomb or something, and this crazy bomber of the Eight Devils,
Zakuro, knocks them off their feet. Just when they recover, they're met with another of the devils named
Mujuro Utsutsu, and he's a blind swordsman that somehow has the ability to tell when he's reflecting the sun off his blade into your line of sight. Yeah.. They have a fight of agility, sound, and light before finally overcoming the man.
It is here that Kagero reveals she is a poison taster, and her body has essentially become a death sentence for anyone that so much as even kisses her lips. Yikes! Jubei isn't having any of her attitude though, and lays down one
majorly sick burn. They apologize later and have a touching, tender moment together. Probably one of my favorite scenes because the change in pace was much needed and appreciated at that point. Plus, it was just cool. Dakuan tells them that Genma is collecting the gold from the mine Jubei was involved with before for the Shogan of the Dark in a nearby town, and the plague was just a means of scaring off anyone that could possibly interfere with their operations. Jubei goes to check things out, and Kagero sends for help from her clan. Kagero inquires how to cure Jubei's poisoned state,
Dakuan laughs and says she has fallen in love with the man, but relents, telling Kagero (at knife point) that they only way to cure Jubei's condition is... up to her. Gasp! Then, she gets kidnapped... Again.
Jubei goes to rescue her, despite Dakuan's warnings and telling Jubei that the men will be loading all of the gold onto the ship in the cover of night. This just means he has to hurry, right? It's too bad this fight is as short as it is, because it's probably the most stylized and beautiful of the entire movie. This crazy scorpion wannabe called
Shijima... fingers Kagero and that somehow makes her mindlessly attack Jubei when he shows up. Even with the trickery, Jubei manages to land a well aimed sword throw into Shijima's back, and Kagero returns to normal.
I hope you're all ready for this next part because it is simultaneously one of the most non-sensical, badass, ice-cold, and flat out ridiculous things ever written. Kagero tells Jubei that Dakuan said the only way to cure his poisoning (and save himself from certain death)
is to have sexual intercourse with her. She throws herself, nude at Jubei, and she prepares for him to make the next move. He essentially just says "no" and leaves to stop Genma. Yes. He does. That is what he does. Let me run that by you one more time: Jubei is poisoned and will die very soon if he does not find a cure. His cure is to do the mattress disco with the one character in the entire film that everyone notes for her beauty. Not only that, she is cursed to live a life of never being able to have any kind of sexual embrace with another human being from her duties as a poison taster for her clan. This is pretty much the only time she will ever be able to sleep with someone and not kill them from the act. How does Jubei respond? "
Nope." Incredible, hahahaha! Also, I looked it up, and I couldn't find any easily identifiable case of poison curing poison, so yeah.
The three begin to sneak into position for the attack, but Kagero's clan shows up! Reinforcements to take on the dozens and dozens of enemies! Great! Well, it would be if it didn't turn out that it was actually Genma
in disguise after having wiped out the entirety of Kagero's clan. He deals a lethal blow to Kagero, and leaves for the boat. Jubei is caught up dealing with the electric wire guy, Yurimaru, before the explosion lady, Zakuro, takes care of the problem for Jubei. Thinking
both of them dead, Zakuro leaves, and Jubei makes his way to Kagero's increasingly lifeless body. They share a
tender moment together and, it's not entirely clear if they actually make love at this point or not. They hint towards it later, but virtually no time appears to pass, so who knows? Kagero did say that even just a kiss could transfer her poison, so I don't know! Either way, Jubei is cured, he sends Kagero off in a makeshift coffin boat, and straps her headband on to go kick some butt.
Genma betrays his superior and declares that he was using him and the Shogan of the Dark all along to amass the gold he had worked so hard to get before. He was going to overthrow the government, the clans, and the Shogan of the Dark all along! Things don't go quite as planned, however, as Dakuan has snuck aboard and gets found by Zakuro poking around the gold. One thing leads to another, and Dakuan and Jubei
manage to set her ablaze, causing her explosives to do some considerable damage to the vessel now carrying all of the gold. Genma leaves to take care of things personally, after telling his men to leave and hide until the day they're called upon once more. Genma and Jubei have an exhilarating fight in the burning belly of the ship, but Jubei just can't seem to put Genma
in the ground. The fire has caused all of the gold to start melting (which actually melts at incredibly hot temperatures, but whatever), and Genma can't manage to escape it. Jubei flees to the upper decks as Genma becomes encased in a thick coating of liquid gold. As Genma sinks
to the bottom of the ocean, you can't help but feel a little bad for the guy, since he'll be forever alive at the bottom of the sea. At least, I imagine he will be.
Dakuan attempts to talk Jubei into returning with him, but Jubei senses it is a trap and is correct. Dakuan curses Jubei, despite having done all of the dirty work in the entire film for him, and leaves him to die of his injuries on the floating remains of the boat. Jubei doesn't have time for this riff raff, and dives off the boat. The film ends much like it began... Jubei walking (now away) into the distance with Kagero's headband fastened tightly to the hilt of his sword.