Skyr
Member
Yoshi: “Excuse me sir, could you please jizz in that direction right there. Sorry to bother you, please move on stroking your pecker.”
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Woman arrested for masturbating in public continued in cop car
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Yoshi: “Excuse me sir, could you please jizz in that direction right there. Sorry to bother you, please move on stroking your pecker.”
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
I assumed that urinating would include distributing your urine. If you urinate into a bottle or something I do not care. The amount of bodily liquid that is extruded by masturbation is low enough that it is very feasible not to distribute it.
RedVIper
Banned
Yeah some dude just cums on a bench where you gonna sit.
I'm starting to think you're just trolling everyone.
Thurible
Member
How is public masturbation not indecent and harming the people who have to look at them or be near them? Maybe you are ok with genitals being out in the open and people pleasuring themselves right in front of you but I am not and it certainly will disturb children.
Here is a possible conversation to be had that I think is realistic if said scenario happened to me and my hypothetical child. "Daddy, what is that man doing over there? I don't like it, please make it stop! *possible crying*". Kids do not need to see someone either f*cking or jacking off.
I feel saddened that this even has to be a discussion. Please tell me this is a joke.
Scopa
The Tribe Has Spoken
Yeah, he’s trying too hard. This conversation is utterly ridiculous and a waste of everyone’s time.
Anyone who states that public masturbation is not harmful to anybody is either trolling or mentally deficient. There is no in between. Pick one.
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YayNJ
Banned
RedVIper
Banned
He does have kids.
Scopa
The Tribe Has Spoken
Interesting.
Grinchy
Banned
I guess he won't mind if we all go and masturbate in front of them!
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
I am not.
At an age where they do not know what he is doing I find it unlikely that they would start crying without any negative reaction towards it by you.
How is public masturbation not indecent and harming the people who have to look at them or be near them? Maybe you are ok with genitals being out in the open and people pleasuring themselves right in front of you but I am not and it certainly will disturb children.
Here is a possible conversation to be had that I think is realistic if said scenario happened to me and my hypothetical child. "Daddy, what is that man doing over there? I don't like it, please make it stop! *possible crying*". Kids do not need to see someone either f*cking or jacking off.
I feel saddened that this even has to be a discussion. Please tell me this is a joke.
I also do not think continuing this discussion is fruitful, you are just asking the same questions over and over again. Sexuality, even at display, is not harmful from my perspective. You may not agree but neither will change by asking the same questions over and over again.
highrider
Banned
I can find this amusing on a certain level, but if you’ve ever seen someone doing this in a public place it’s pretty disturbing. I can remember many times when my son was little being on the metro or other places and having to kind of, look over here son, look the phone game you like! If that makes me a prude then I’m perfectly fine with that.
RedVIper
Banned
Where the fuck do you live that this has happened "many times'.
If someone did this where I'm from they'd get the shit kicked out of them.
Musky_Cheese
Banned
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
FINISH HIM
highrider
Banned
Washington DC. Also don’t address me in an aggressive/disrespectful way dude. You’ll find in any major metropolitan area that has a lot of homeless and mentally ill on the street this kind of thing happens, YouTube San Francisco you’ll see a lot worse.
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
Looking at a woman the wrong way can get you in trouble.
Relentlessly smirking at someone in your face can get you in trouble.
Wearing hats with the political slogan of a currently serving politician can get you in trouble.
But, hypothetically, it would be ok to go to a restaurant and rub one out while checking out the waitress's ass.
Cmon
Yoshi
you seem far more intelligent than someone who would think that sort of scenario wouldn't be a bad thing.
Relentlessly smirking at someone in your face can get you in trouble.
Wearing hats with the political slogan of a currently serving politician can get you in trouble.
But, hypothetically, it would be ok to go to a restaurant and rub one out while checking out the waitress's ass.
Cmon
Yoshi
you seem far more intelligent than someone who would think that sort of scenario wouldn't be a bad thing.
lil puff
Member
Great thread. I also started to consider whether masturbating in public is a serious issue or not, and I'm on the fence.
its a quality of life issue, which in certain cities, the law is starting to lax on. I'm not sure I can turn my head at someone just rubbing it out right on the street.
This is similar to my support of legal marijuana, but I am not in favour of doing it in public. Do it, do not let me see you do it.
its a quality of life issue, which in certain cities, the law is starting to lax on. I'm not sure I can turn my head at someone just rubbing it out right on the street.
This is similar to my support of legal marijuana, but I am not in favour of doing it in public. Do it, do not let me see you do it.
lil puff
Member
I believe your intentions are well here.
It just sets a bad precedent, and allows a slippery slope. Whats next? Homeless dude fucking his girl up the ass right on the street? There are some things better left in private.
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
None of these, except for the last one, get you in legal trouble, all of these may get you in personal trouble. It is fine that it is not socially acceptable behaviour, it is not behaviour I would condone either, I just think that it is not something that needs or should be illegal.Looking at a woman the wrong way can get you in trouble.
Relentlessly smirking at someone in your face can get you in trouble.
Wearing hats with the political slogan of a currently serving politician can get you in trouble.
But, hypothetically, it would be ok to go to a restaurant and rub one out while checking out the waitress's ass.
Cmon
At the Carl's Jr on Powell St in San Francisco, me and some friends were eating burgers sitting at the window, when an old homeless saw us from outside, walk to where we were opposite the glass, and started jacking off while staring straight at us. One of the most uncomfortable dinners I ever had.
I would have had no problem if a cop came and arrested his dumb ass.
I would have had no problem if a cop came and arrested his dumb ass.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
According to WorldStar, this happens pretty often
Thurible
Member
We are not talking about human sexuality in an innocent and objective way here. The statue of David is beautiful in its depiction of a man and it even shows the penis. It shows strength and virility, an ideal man. It does not however show David fully erect and aroused on the verge of cumming.
A small child would not understand what a masturbating man is doing. They have no idea what the sexual organs are for. If they saw a man do something as bizarre and gross as that they wouldn't be able to handle it. It is also worth noting that a masturbating man masturbates because he has something lustful on his mind, what is he thinking about? I think staring at someone while jacking off counts as sexual harrassment.
We live in a civilized society. We have a lot of freedoms but that does not mean we can simply do whatever we want. People running around masturbating hurt society with their indecency. No one wants to see someone jacking off right in front of them. We are not dumb animals that just do whatever they please, we think about the consequences of our actions and how they affect others. So if you feel horny and you are out in public, try to ignore it. Even if it feels overwhelming and impossible, at the very least do it in private if you "have" to.
Now I may be just repeating myself as you say, but I am incredulous that you really believe that public masturbation is acceptable. It makes absolutely no sense. I just can't believe you seriously think that it is ok to stimulate yourself in front of everyone (including children).
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lil puff
Member
what a great post. Imagine someone jerking off at Taco bell and cum on the counter or something
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
Isn't that where mayonnaise comes from?
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
What the fuck are we doing here
Leave Taco Bell out of this
Leave Taco Bell out of this
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Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
What the fuck are we doing here
Leave Taco Bell out of this
I think Jennifer Lawrence is attractive. Not in a conventional way, I just like her is all.
lil puff
Member
Taco Bell is messy as shit. OK. The last time I went there you had workers in uniforms drinking beer in the middleof the libne.
Same worker and friend jumped the line to order food and took a long time.
No seats, and the seats were mismatched, wtf is this one white table. Is it for special guests?
Horrible call outs, dude calls you name from the microwave and shit. I am suprised they still exist
Same worker and friend jumped the line to order food and took a long time.
No seats, and the seats were mismatched, wtf is this one white table. Is it for special guests?
Horrible call outs, dude calls you name from the microwave and shit. I am suprised they still exist
Uhtred
Member
JimiNutz
Banned
No bad will come of this? It's entirely victimless? LOL
So if you're happily eating a meal out in public with your wife and I, sitting at the table next to you, decide that enough sexual frustration has built up for the day and you're wife is looking kind of hot tonight, you're cool with that?
You're cool with me vigorously stroking my hard throbbing cock while moaning in pleasure and locking eyes with your wife as you two try to enjoy a quiet 3 course meal? Maybe a lot of cum has built up in my balls and some of my 'essence' accidently makes its way over to your table while you're tucking into your first course of creamy mushrooms soup.
Sorry dude, no harm meant, just needed to relieve myself at the sight of your wife. It's a complement really. Totally victimless.
bitbydeath
Member
Vapours and smokers in general shouldn’t be out in public either. Imagine your kid seeing them rolling one out in public.
Jesus Carbomb
From Water into Guinness
You the real MVP, puff.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
Or to put it another way, you're being deliberately provocative with piss poor arguments and when people call you out on it you'll place them on ignore. I'm afraid your performance in this thread would embarrass NI.
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
Well, you do not put it another way. By combining it with another thing (sexual harassment), pedophilia (which is a topic that is very difficult to discuss anyway) and the highly suggestive way of describing the person (how a person looks should absolutely not be relevant in a discussion on what should be (il)legal), the person in question indicated he was not interested in a sincere or calm discussion, but rather bait. Just because I said masturbation in public should not be illegal it does not mean that you can combine it with other stuff that should be illegal and then it suddenly becomes fine. But carry on with the expletives, it suits you well.
By the way: This person was the first one I have put on ignore in 14 years on this website.
Another aside: It is very bad form to shit on other people, e.g.
Nobody_Important
here, without linking them. I have told you before, but since you continue this line of backhanded attack, I will now proceed to link him when you do this in a discussion with me.
Red Crayon Aristocrat
Member
One time in 2006 I was visiting family in Fort Lauderdale Florida when we we're eating at this nice little restaurant and this shirtless, homeless old guy comes up to the window, bangs on it and mimes shooting himself the head before stumbling away.
Everyone went quiet before just going back to their conversations and food, it was just like that scene in Ghostbusters.
I liked her leaked nudes.
Skyr
Member
Well, you do not put it another way. By combining it with another thing (sexual harassment), pedophilia (which is a topic that is very difficult to discuss anyway) and the highly suggestive way of describing the person (how a person looks should absolutely not be relevant in a discussion on what should be (il)legal), the person in question indicated he was not interested in a sincere or calm discussion, but rather bait. Just because I said masturbation in public should not be illegal it does not mean that you can combine it with other stuff that should be illegal and then it suddenly becomes fine. But carry on with the expletives, it suits you well.
By the way: This person was the first one I have put on ignore in 14 years on this website.
Another aside: It is very bad form to shit on other people, e.g.
Ok this is absolutely delicious. So you basically just admitted that in fact it is an act of sexual harassment.
Oh wait.. you just moved your goalpost that the act of looking at an individual during the act is what makes it sexual harassment right?
So your arguments are not only terrible, they also defy all logic.
I gladly accept my exclusive position on your ignore list.
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
I'm on my fucking phone and can't be arsed typing his name. Big fucking whoop. Also he knows what I think, he's the only person on this site I've blocked and frankly tagging him to insult him is a shit thing to do. The post was observing that your posts are as useless as his, so the person in insulting is you, not him. He already knows he's useless. You are capable of better but choose not to. Your posts in this thread are... Well tbh it's hard to tell if you're serious or if this is some kind of satire or performed art or some other shit because it just makes no sense.Well, you do not put it another way. By combining it with another thing (sexual harassment), pedophilia (which is a topic that is very difficult to discuss anyway) and the highly suggestive way of describing the person (how a person looks should absolutely not be relevant in a discussion on what should be (il)legal), the person in question indicated he was not interested in a sincere or calm discussion, but rather bait. Just because I said masturbation in public should not be illegal it does not mean that you can combine it with other stuff that should be illegal and then it suddenly becomes fine. But carry on with the expletives, it suits you well.
By the way: This person was the first one I have put on ignore in 14 years on this website.
Another aside: It is very bad form to shit on other people, e.g.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Speak for yourself, I'll Peter North up in this bitch.
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
You mean the hypothetical one would get you in legal trouble?
The others shouldn't even be any trouble at all, except in extreme circumstances.
And do you think a pack of drunk teenage idiots would give a shit about the line for acceptable behavior - if it's not clearly illegal?
Which wouldn't stop it totally anyway, i admit (people still commit murder, robbery, etc) but to tacitly condone it would be the easy way out.
Yoshi
Headmaster of Console Warrior Jugendstrafanstalt
You continue to conflate "is of an opinion I share or can at least get behind" and "quality". If you have Nobody on ignore then leave him alone and out of conversations, what do you intend to achieve by hurling verbal abuse at hom repeatedly?
And yes, I am serious. People should be restricted as little as possible in my perspective and to restrict something legally, I expect more than "I don't want to see this". Of course, masturbation can be part of behaviour that exceeds "I don't want to see this", for instance if it is targeted behaviour (all the obviously bs situations described where people are demonstrably getting off of specific persons in their proximity; considering my position on sexual harassment is know, I do not think this requires serious discussion). This is not the case in the reported case though. You may not agree with my "do not regulate what does not absolutely need regulation" principle, but that's not a quality issue.
You are an enigma anyway, hardly representative of society at large.
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
Empty gun shootin' BLANKS amirite
Starlight Lotice
Member
Before I read this in the thread I said "Another Florida incident?" then I opened and was suprised that this was in Texas...the place where you can apparently carry 6 Dildos legally.
The woman could have used one....
And for clarification. I do not support this at all and she was rightfully arrested as should men doing it.
The woman could have used one....
The Dildo law is real but I was making a joke about what she could have used if she were to continue this incident.
And for clarification. I do not support this at all and she was rightfully arrested as should men doing it.
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JareBear: Remastered
Banned
Starlight Lotice
Member
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
She definitely looks intoxicated in the mugshot.