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Woman falls to her death attempting handstand on balcony rail. Darwin smiles.

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Tommie Hu$tle

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NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida (AP) -- A woman fell to her death while trying to do a handstand on the railing of a second-floor hotel balcony, sheriff's officials said.

Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral died Sunday. While attempting a handstand, she toppled over and dropped to the hotel patio, according to the Lee County sheriff's department.

Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do," a police report said. Foul play is not believed to be involved, officials said.
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Man I hope I got this in on time.
 
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Suikoguy

I whinny my fervor lowly, for his length is not as great as those of the Hylian war stallions
Thats like 25 mins from me
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
And society's collective IQ just went up a notch...
 
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calder

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"Watch to see what I can still do,"
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Nevermind the Darwin Award, is there a website that archives classic last words? It's almost cliched, but her last words are still pretty good.
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
bishoptl said:
Actually, it's subtraction.
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They don't die, they multiply. 2 ambilical cords were cut somewhere, on her way down.
 
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sefskillz

shitting in the alley outside your window
dumb girl said:
"Watch to see what I can still do"
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She was only 23. It's not like she was 40, why would she say this? I'm guessing she'd recently put on a lot of weight or the catholic church is covering for her suicide.
 
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MIMIC

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Just because it was mentioned :lol

attention%2520whore3.jpg
 
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Cerebral Palsy

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The other day I saw a car pulled over and on fire. The engine was a fucking inferno, and this redneck was a foot away from the flames trying to put it out with the shirt off his back. Much like this girl, he deserved to die.
 
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Rorschach

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
Anyone besides me instantly think of the girl in the look at me I'm an attention whore pic?
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Me too! :lol

calder said:
Nevermind the Darwin Award, is there a website that archives classic last words? It's almost cliched, but her last words are still pretty good.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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