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Tommie Hu$tle · Jan 18, 2005

NORTH FORT MYERS, Florida (AP) -- A woman fell to her death while trying to do a handstand on the railing of a second-floor hotel balcony, sheriff's officials said.

Molly Jerman, 23, of Cape Coral died Sunday. While attempting a handstand, she toppled over and dropped to the hotel patio, according to the Lee County sheriff's department.

Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do," a police report said. Foul play is not believed to be involved, officials said.

Man I hope I got this in on time.

Suikoguy · Jan 18, 2005

Thats like 25 mins from me

belgurdo · Jan 18, 2005

:lol last paragraph

Tommie Hu$tle · Jan 18, 2005

Anyone besides me instantly think of the girl in the look at me I'm an attention whore pic?

DaCocoBrova · Jan 18, 2005

Dumb broad... They seem to be multiplying.

J2 Cool · Jan 18, 2005

I'm trying to be serious about this but you said Darwin smiles :lol

tedtropy · Jan 18, 2005

And society's collective IQ just went up a notch...

Pochacco · Jan 18, 2005

You might say she was trying to get 'ahead' in lif..
...err, nm.

bishoptl · Jan 18, 2005

DaCocoBrova said:
They seem to be multiplying.

Actually, it's subtraction.

Odnetnin · Jan 18, 2005

oh god :lol :lol :lol

calder · Jan 18, 2005

"Watch to see what I can still do,"

Nevermind the Darwin Award, is there a website that archives classic last words? It's almost cliched, but her last words are still pretty good.

DaCocoBrova · Jan 18, 2005

bishoptl said:
Actually, it's subtraction.

They don't die, they multiply. 2 ambilical cords were cut somewhere, on her way down.

MIMIC · Jan 18, 2005

Tommie Hu$tle said:
Anyone besides me instantly think of the girl in the look at me I'm an attention whore pic?

:lol :lol :lol

sefskillz · Jan 18, 2005

dumb girl said:
"Watch to see what I can still do"

She was only 23. It's not like she was 40, why would she say this? I'm guessing she'd recently put on a lot of weight or the catholic church is covering for her suicide.

MIMIC · Jan 18, 2005

Just because it was mentioned :lol

Cerebral Palsy · Jan 18, 2005

The other day I saw a car pulled over and on fire. The engine was a fucking inferno, and this redneck was a foot away from the flames trying to put it out with the shirt off his back. Much like this girl, he deserved to die.

Jim Bowie · Jan 18, 2005

Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

Pochacco · Jan 18, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

:lol :lol i forgot about that..

Cerebral Palsy · Jan 18, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

:lol :lol :lol

duderon · Jan 18, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

oh shit, that kid is fucking funny

:lol :lol :lol

Tommie Hu$tle · Jan 18, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

ALMOST? Are you insane. This is a whole new level of dumb.

MrPing1000 · Jan 18, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

holy shittles how did I miss that :lol

Tazznum1 · Jan 18, 2005

Look at what I can do!

heavy liquid · Jan 18, 2005

:lol :lol :lol

MrPing1000 said:
holy shittles how did I miss that

I missed it too! Too bad the pictures are down.

Mejilan · Jan 18, 2005

Sad...
but stupid as hell.

CajoleJuice · Jan 18, 2005

Shit, I want to see those pics. I can't believe I missed that. TBS is the best.

Shinobi · Jan 18, 2005

Tommie Hu$tle said:
ALMOST? Are you insane. This is a whole new level of dumb.

At least he's still alive. :lol

Fresh Prince · Jan 19, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

:lol Dayum

Smiles and Cries · Jan 19, 2005

I can truly rain a glass to God for this one

Just pure and sweet poetic justice

Wellington · Jan 19, 2005

Shinobi said:
At least he's still alive. :lol

:lol

Cold... so cold... :lol

Mr. Spinnington · Jan 19, 2005

Matlock said:
BUY A PS2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol :lol :lol

jett · Jan 19, 2005

Jim Bowie said:
Almost as dumb as http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=23877

:lol :lol :lol

Whoever banned DA ILLEST has done a great disservice to this forum.

Outcast2004 · Jan 19, 2005

...while foul play may not be a factor.... blatant stupidity is...

DJ Sl4m · Jan 19, 2005

Mr. Spinnington said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol :lol :lol

I know, that shit was golden. I almost spit my beer out when I read that reply.

:lol :lol

Date of Lies · Jan 19, 2005

This is the most I've laughed at GAF in atleast 4 months,

"I'M BLEEEEDING !! SHITT!!! WHAT DO I DO!!!???"

videogamer · Jan 19, 2005

Black Stallion's avatar needs some teeth bleaching.

StoOgE · Jan 19, 2005

who banned TBS? BOOO URRRNNSS.

Wired · Jan 19, 2005

Rorschach · Jan 19, 2005

Tommie Hu$tle said:
Anyone besides me instantly think of the girl in the look at me I'm an attention whore pic?

Me too! :lol

calder said:
Nevermind the Darwin Award, is there a website that archives classic last words? It's almost cliched, but her last words are still pretty good.

:lol :lol :lol

Rei_Toei · Jan 19, 2005

:lol Out of this world.

Scrow · Jan 19, 2005

:lol

JackFrost2012 · Jan 19, 2005

man I missed that classic TBS thread :lol:lol

StoOgE · Jan 19, 2005

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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