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Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name

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CHICAGO - LaChania Govan said she got bounced around by her cable company when she called to complain. She made dozens of calls and was even transferred to a person who spoke Spanish — a language she doesn't understand.

But when she got her August bill from Comcast she had no trouble understanding she'd made somebody mad. It was addressed to "Bitch Dog."

"I was like you got to be freaking kidding me," said Govan, 25. "I was so mad I couldn't even cuss."

Govan said the only thing she did to Comcast employees that might be considered rude came after a few dozen calls when she felt she was treated shabbily. "I did tell them, 'You know what, it has to be a qualification to work for your company that you have to be rude,'" she said.

Govan said she talked to a supervisor and he offered her two months free service, which she turned down.

Finally Wednesday, about two weeks after she got her bill, somebody from the company left a message on her answering machine in which the caller apologized.

Comcast officials said it shouldn't have happened.

"We only use the actual customers names on the bill," said Patricia Andrews-Keenan, a Comcast spokeswoman.

Company officials went through the records and identified two people who were involved with the name change and fired them, Andrews-Keenan said. It's unknown why the employees did it.

In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jefferoy Barnes started getting letters addressed to "Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes."

"I had no bad words at all. I guess the earliest letter is dated in May and from then on up until now my name has been listed as Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes and I have no idea why."

Barnes said he received an apologetic call from a company official. He also has contacted an attorney to determine if he can take legal action.

A Peoples Energy spokeswoman called the letter inexcusable.
 
It's actually quite easy to change a customers name. that's fucked up though. We're not even allowed to record that a customer was rude in a ticket.
 
:lol

Was probably some high school dropout who had enough of this woman calling to complain. This reminds me of back in the day when you could sign up and request a free disc from AOL with their software. I must've sent everyone I know an AOL disc addressed to "Asshole Jones" or simply "Fuck Head". I sent one to a buddy addressed to "White Trash" and he got all sad. :lol
 
During my junior year of HS there was a "College Day" when reps for all the state schools came to offer information about their campus and try to convince us to spend our education dollars there. I went to the presentation for Indiana Univ. and filled out two cards requesting information. One had all of my actual information, one was for my buddy who lived next door to me. Everything was right on his form except his name, which I had oh-so-cleverly changed to Bubba Q. Stanky. Sure enough, two weeks later he got the same info packet as I did, and it was addressed to Bubba Q. Stanky. That still makes me laugh.
 
yoshifumi said:
scrotum bag?! hahahahahahahahahahaha i would kill to get mail addressed to "scrotum bag" :lol

:lol

That sorta reminds me of my friend Ellis. I call him Penis in public because...

Put a 'p' in front of this name, and a line between the l's: PEl\lis

:lol

One of my friends thought this up in high school though I'm the only guy who kept calling him that. He's so used to it now though which makes it funny :lol
 
miyuru said:
:lol

That sorta reminds me of my friend Ellis. I call him Penis in public because...

Put a 'p' in front of this name, and a line between the l's: PEl\lis

:lol

One of my friends thought this up in high school though I'm the only guy who kept calling him that. He's so used to it now though which makes it funny :lol

Freud would've shit a brick reading this.
 
miyuru said:
:lol

That sorta reminds me of my friend Ellis. I call him Penis in public because...

Put a 'p' in front of this name, and a line between the l's: PEl\lis

:lol

One of my friends thought this up in high school though I'm the only guy who kept calling him that. He's so used to it now though which makes it funny :lol

way to kill a topic
 
I'll play the devil's advocate and suggest the woman was probably rude and demanding over the phone and called so many times, became known among the customer service people. And thus was given her wonderful nickname.

She'll never admit it of course, especially if a lawsuit is in the works. I sure hope they have recordings of her for 'quality assurance purposes'

That doesn't make the name change right, but I have no patience for rude people, nor any sympathy if they get what they dish out thrown back at them.
 
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