(Verse 1)
Yo, Game Pass is lame, it’s a straight-up mess
Got a pile of games, but they ain’t the best
They hype it like gold, but it’s fool’s pyrite
It’s a bargain bin service, and it’s just not right
(Chorus)
Call of Duty on the Pass, think it’s gonna save face
But it’s stuck in last place, Microsoft's disgrace
The anti-Midas touch, everything turns to dust
Game Pass ain't winning, in gamers we trust
(Verse 2)
Phil Spencer’s the king? Nah, he’s just a tool
Running Xbox into the ground, making moves like a fool
Sarah Bond talking big, but she’s McKinsey schooled
Consulting with no clue, in the gaming pool
(Chorus)
Call of Duty on the Pass, think it’s gonna save face
But it’s stuck in last place, Microsoft's disgrace
The anti-Midas touch, everything turns to dust
Game Pass ain't winning, in gamers we trust
(Bridge)
Subscription fees stack, but where’s the attack
It’s a junkyard of dreams, that’s a cold, hard fact
They hype it up big, but we all know the deal
Game Pass ain't lit, it’s just lost its appeal
(Verse 3)
Phil Spencer in his suit, acting all cool
But every move he makes, just shows he’s a fool
Sarah Bond’s just numbers, no passion, no fire
McKinsey and Company, but the players ain't inspired
(Chorus)
Call of Duty on the Pass, think it’s gonna save face
But it’s stuck in last place, Microsoft's disgrace
The anti-Midas touch, everything turns to dust
Game Pass ain't winning, in gamers we trust
(Outro)
So keep your Game Pass, we ain’t buying that bluff
COD can’t save you, when the base ain’t enough
Microsoft fumbles, they just ain't clutch
Game Pass is a joke, with that anti-Midas touch