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Wow IGN has a weekly video show now.

but it has boobies. BOOBIES. GIRLS.


oh wow, nba ballers preview. this is like downloading a g4 show
 
"I ain't the most fantastic ball player on the court but off the court I balls for real, you dig?"

I hope this quote makes it on the box of NBA Ballers 2.
 
Mrbob said:
"I ain't the most fantastic ball player on the court but off the court I balls for real, you dig?"

I hope this quote makes it on the box of NBA Ballers 2.
was that actually said in the show? :lol holy shit
 
Error2k4 said:
was that actually said in the show? :lol holy shit

yeah, some rapper says it. chiggy i think


the show is only 7 minutes long, lol. but it has CHOBOT FAP FAP

CHOBOT VS JANE

WHO WOULD WIN

WHOEVER WINS, GAF FAPS
 
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1UP wins.
 
Wario64 said:
yeah, some rapper says it. chiggy i think


the show is only 7 minutes long, lol. but it has CHOBOT FAP FAP

CHOBOT VS JANE

WHO WOULD WIN

WHOEVER WINS, GAF FAPS

Jane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chobot
 
Wario64 said:
yeah, some rapper says it. chiggy i think


the show is only 7 minutes long, lol. but it has CHOBOT FAP FAP

CHOBOT VS JANE

WHO WOULD WIN

WHOEVER WINS, GAF FAPS

CHOBOT MALFUNCTION!!

CHOBOT MALFUNCTION!!

REQUIRE MORE INPUT!

JOHNNY FIVE IS ALLIIIIIVVVEEE!!


Edit: Finished watching it (7 minutes lol). It felt so....vapid compared to 1UP. :(

I want to see a 1UP Channel in the future!
 
It's pretty awful, but then again.. so is every video Gamespot and 1up makes too. It's just that the 1up video is slightly less audio. Whoever thought we needed to SEE game writers, was WRONG.
 
Chobot is pretty, but she's no Melissa Theuriau and is just so unenthusiastic I woulnd't notice it she were to be replaced by a piece of cardboard. No one would believe her when she said, '...I'm having a wonderful time.'

Jane is actually fun to watch and the 1up crew at least look like they might be enjoying their work. jane pinckard ftw.

And the Metroid Hunters stuff just showed the difference, 1up asked them a couple of difficult questions, this was pure PR fluff.
 
Angelus said:
The Metroid Hunters footage was pretty cool.

1up show had 10x more footage and an intelligent interview. IGN Weekly is like a 7 minute long advertisement. They should be paying me to watch that tripe.
 
I watched that yesterday, ugh... I think a piece of my soul died.

Chobot's trying so so hard to be hot but fails utterly because of it. Just look at how she looks at the camera, moves, or the pure cheapness that is the last scene with the "stop and eat" sign behind her with an arrow that points at her... And wtf on the conference comment, "kickass conference" it's like she's trying to give the appearance that conferences are some sort of rock shows. Sorry IGN, but women who appear to be as bright as a broken lightbulb/not interested in what they cover, and gives that air of trying too hard are not hot. Jane>>Chobot

And wtf @ the Ballers "commercial", it's just so horrebly blatant that it's a mediocre game that they are trying to sell with the help of some supposed "street cred" of the persons they interview (OMGOSH, TEH BLING!!!1).
 
Shaheed79 said:
1up show had 10x more footage and an intelligent interview. IGN Weekly is like a 7 minute long advertisement. They should be paying me to watch that tripe.
They'd need to pay a hellava lot to get me to watch it again. I didn't even survive the first show. Almost died of torture.
 
Very different approach from the 1UP Show, with Gamespot's weekly show somewhere in-between in terms of format and presentation.

Although it's obvious which show I prefer, I'm interested in seeing how it all pans out a year from now in terms of video content from "the big 3" ...
 
Downloading now, but just the thumbnail irritates me, why do they have that chick who licked a PSP on there? Please tell me she isn't the host. I hate it when I feel like I'm being pandered to.
 
I don't think Jessica Chobot is that bad...I would rather see her than that girl from the Real World. Julie I think thats her name.
 
The only thing good about that was the .5 seconds of Turbine's LOTR online footage; which I think is the first in-game video of it so far.
 
Wafflecopter said:
I will watch this now. When does it show?

Towards the end of the massive Midway ad (before the little Nintendo ad at the end). Just a couple seconds of Gandalf and a cave Troll.
 
Jesus. That wasn't worth sitting through for the 4 seconds of LOTR. Chobot has a great rack though. She's Morgan Webb without the man jaw and condescension.


Strangehold looks sexual
 
Wafflecopter said:
Kristin Holt wasn't bad enough. Chobot is hot but the only thing she ever did was lick a PSP. IGN :lol

Pandering, IGN thinks gamers are a certain breed. Dangle a boob and we will c(um?)ome.
 
I don't know.. the gamespot show is bad if you look at it for tv personalities and a pro show, but for the actual game journalism part it's not bad.
 
Different targets I guess. I almost fell asleep during IGN video, and miss Chobot looked uncomfy, like she didn't really want to be there, to the point of turning me off. I could feel the anxiety.

1up show is much more enjoyable, provided they cut the Che nostalgia from now on.
 
Peru said:
I don't know.. the gamespot show is bad if you look at it for tv personalities and a pro show, but for the actual game journalism part it's not bad.
Yeah.. while the 1up show is actually something that is also enjoyable to watch for its non-gaming bits, I do think the Gamespot crew still has some interesting video coverage too. Ok, some of them are slightly awkward in front of the camera, but, for instance, their e3 video coverage is pretty solid. I watched it last year (you can watch it as a non-member at about a one hour delay). Don't really watch their weekly shows that often any more to be honest though (like on the spot).

It certainly is way better than this IGN thing...
 
what annoys me more is the fact that i can't even put it on my PSP. It sits in a stupid browser window. Thanks IGN.

weird. now i can save it, couldn't before.
 
their end of year show last year was so bloody awful - I was pretty mad at myself for wasting my bandwidth downloading it for some pseudo-hack-professional-wanabee stylin and some guy talking really badly + pointless interviews with their journos. At least 1up has some sort of ghetto character
 
Snow said:
Yeah.. while the 1up show is actually something that is also enjoyable to watch for its non-gaming bits, I do think the Gamespot crew still has some interesting video coverage too. Ok, some of them are slightly awkward in front of the camera, but, for instance, their e3 video coverage is pretty solid. I watched it last year (you can watch it as a non-member at about a one hour delay). Don't really watch their weekly shows that often any more to be honest though (like on the spot).

It certainly is way better than this IGN thing...

I agree with this. Actually, the "Hotspot" audio podcast that they put together weekly is actually really good in my opinion. I download a few video game podcasts, including the hotspot and the 1up podcast, and would have to say the gamespot one is my favorite.
 
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