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[DMczaf]

CRAP WRONG FORUM!

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newinductions.html

Just when you thought it couldn't get a whole hell of a lot worse, here comes not only inductee number five(!!), but the man most learned experts in this business would call the worst wrestler in the entire history of the civilized world: your friend and mine, Giant Gonzalez.

I've ranted and raved about how insanely horrible he was in the past, so I will only make one further comment, that being that the suit with the airbrushed muscles was bad enough...did they really need to spray paint on an ASS CRACK? Who in the hell thought THAT was a good idea? I mean, someone had the foresight to cover up his weiner with a patch of fur...couldn't we have gotten the same courtesy for his hindquarters?

Seriously, think about this. Someone had to come up with the concept for that suit; it didn't just spray paint itself.

I think what frightens me most is that someone high up in the WWF heirarchy at one point or another had to have told a seamstress: "...and make sure the Sasquatch wrestler's outfit features a musclebound anus."

(More useless trivia: I lobbied long and hard to get this image on the back cover of the first book, to no avail. I guess I should be thankful for the sheer fact that I was able to convince someone to pay me to write a book with the word "CRAP" in the title, but damn did I want the back cover to feature that spray painted ass. What a weirdo I am.)

:lol

But stop the presses! Here comes Hulk Hogan of all people to dispute the decision. That's sure nice of him to come to Bret's aid, as they had ZERO relationship in the storyline. Nope, Hogan just suddenly showed up out of the goodness of his heart or something.

Fuji, being a total blathering idiot, grabbed the house mic and challenged Hogan to a title match RIGHT DAMN NOW.

Yoko grabbed Hogan while Fuji loaded up the salt. Since Fuji had successfully thrown salt into Bret's eyes, RD's Law of Evil Manager Averages states that he wouldn't hit his intended target for at least the next ten years. Hogan ducked, Yoko took the salt...

...which lead to the legdrop...

...which lead to this.

Again.

You know, I bitch all the time about Hunter, but trust me, that guy has NOTHING on Hogan, who manipulated Vince to such a degree that he basically buried two top stars in Hart and Yokozuna just to appease his ego by putting the strap on him once again.

At Wrestlemania.

In a match he wasn't even in!

:lol :lol

Vince's call on Warrior no-selling HHH's pedigree is freaking hilarious!

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/induction files/hhhvswarrior/warriornosell.wav

Vince McMahon: "A boot in the midsection and here it comes. Pedigree coming up, pedigree coming...yeah!"

Jerry Lawler: "It's over!"

McMahon: "No, it's not!"

:lol

 

[Shinobi]

:lol :lol :lol Wrestlecrap's gotta be one of the best sites on the web.

 

[Fifty]

I'm not even a wrestling fan but I love the site, especially the jobber of the week...I wish they had archives with all of them, as I discovered the site a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Guzim]

"You're not worthy enough to polish my silverwear."

I miss the old Triple H

 

[J2 Cool]

That was awesome the way they have Bret lose by a screwjob, and before the show could end, and the WWF truly suprises people with a heel winning. Hogan runs out with like the national sponsor for the good guy, and sets a match in less than a minute which ends the event with Hogan's posing credits. :lol

 

[Shinobi]

"You're not worthy enough to polish my silverwear."

I miss the old Triple H

Yep...Blueblood HHH completely owns the generic hack character he's played since the DX days.

 

[Hollywood]

Once again, we get BS on Hogan. Yeah, go read his book or the Wrestlemania history book to learn what really happened instead of just saying Hulk manipulated his way into winning the title. BTW Hogan dropped the title just a couple months later at the King of the Ring to Yokozuna. Yes he completely buried his career huh? And yes, Bret career was NEVER the same after that huh? Last I checked his big matches with Shawn Michaels didn't take place until a few YEARS after that.

PS - Cesars Palace didn't want anything to do with the PPV if Hulk wasn't on the show. Hulk agreed to drop the strap to Yokozuna at KOTR, saying nothing about Bret Hart, and then Vince went around and told Bret that Hulk refused to lose to him.

 

[Axsider]

Hulk Hogan = Best ever

 

[J2 Cool]

Holy shit this Warrior stuff is classic. How he was supposed to be both companies ace in the whole when ratings failed in 96 for WWF and 98 for WCW. From the WCW run

Warrior's catchphrase

And the mindgames! Warrior is hidden in Hogan's mirror. Tony Schiavone sees it, as does Hogan, while Bischoff tries to sell the mindgames to the audience yet we see his picture too. What the hell kind of perspective were they going for?? :lol

mindgames

This stuff is classic. Awesome website!

 

[StoOgE]

Once again, we get BS on Hogan. Yeah, go read his book or the Wrestlemania history book to learn what really happened instead of just saying Hulk manipulated his way into winning the title. BTW Hogan dropped the title just a couple months later at the King of the Ring to Yokozuna. Yes he completely buried his career huh? And yes, Bret career was NEVER the same after that huh? Last I checked his big matches with Shawn Michaels didn't take place until a few YEARS after that.

PS - Cesars Palace didn't want anything to do with the PPV if Hulk wasn't on the show. Hulk agreed to drop the strap to Yokozuna at KOTR, saying nothing about Bret Hart, and then Vince went around and told Bret that Hulk refused to lose to him.

then why did Hogan quit right after he dropped the strap? Hogan was allready on the card, I doubt Cesars Palace demanded he win the title there since he wasnt even advertised in the main event.

I dont know that it was all Hogans doing that he won the match that way.. but it was a slap in the face to Bret. The first of many from Vince.

 

[GaimeGuy]

HE'S IN THE WALL! HE'S IN THE MIRROR!

 

[White Man]

Alright, I was reading the previous inductees page, and I saw this:

"The Lost Hillbilly Jim Tape: Footage of our favorite Mudlickian wrestling his coon dog as granny drinks moonshine in the background."

Can somebody shed some light on this?

 

[Hollywood]

then why did Hogan quit right after he dropped the strap? Hogan was allready on the card, I doubt Cesars Palace demanded he win the title there since he wasnt even advertised in the main event.

I dont know that it was all Hogans doing that he won the match that way.. but it was a slap in the face to Bret. The first of many from Vince.

Yeah thats BS,Vince set the match up that way, and Hogan didn't leave after he lost .. it was set up that way. He wasn't even sure he would BE at Wrestlemania that year, the year before was supposedly going to be Hogan's last year. Vince came out and hugged Hogan after he won the title and was looking to get one last run out of him to pass the torch before he left.

 

[Archaix]

Yeah thats BS,Vince set the match up that way, and Hogan didn't leave after he lost .. it was set up that way. He wasn't even sure he would BE at Wrestlemania that year, the year before was supposedly going to be Hogan's last year. Vince came out and hugged Hogan after he won the title and was looking to get one last run out of him to pass the torch before he left.

Sweet zombie jesus, there are Hulk Hogan fanboys...

I need to go lie down.

 

[StoOgE]

Sweet zombie jesus, there are Hulk Hogan fanboys...

I need to go lie down.

hmm.. I would like to see him defend the leg drop. I mean, a fucking leg drop is a finisher?

 

[Hollywood]

hmm.. I would like to see him defend the leg drop. I mean, a fucking leg drop is a finisher?

So is sticking a sock on your hand and putting it in someone's mouth, and running off the ropes not once but ... my gawd TWICE and delivering an elbow. Without an elbow pad too mind you.

 

[GaimeGuy]

The people's elbow sucks, but have you EVER pressed down on the nerves below your tongue? It HURTS.

 

[Hollywood]

The people's elbow sucks, but have you EVER pressed down on the nerves below your tongue? It HURTS.

Too bad he's not actually doing that, and to anyone else it looks like he's sticking a sock in his mouth. And last I checked your entire body doesn't go paralyzed if someone is giving you the mandable claw. Kick in the gut anyone?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

**punches Hollywood in the heart**

 

[Ristamar]

I like the new direction this thread has taken. :lol

 

[Hitman]

After Hulk won the belt off of Yoko.. how long did he have it for and who did he give it up to?

 

[Memles]

After Hulk won the belt off of Yoko.. how long did he have it for and who did he give it up to?

3-4 months, Yokozuna.

Hogan was on the card in the Tag Title Match with Beefcake against Money Inc. He was there. It was simply Vince trying to get one final run out of Hogan. It was a terrible idea, Hogan jumped to WCW after King of the Ring, and the Hogan-less era truly began at WMX with the Bret Hart title win.

 

[StoOgE]

Wait.. he defended the legdrop..

NOW defend Mr. Nanny and Thunder in Paradise.

Oh and Andre v. Hogan sucked.

 

[Matlock]

After Hulk won the belt off of Yoko.. how long did he have it for and who did he give it up to?

Lost it back to Yoko about 2, 3 months afterwards (exploding camera, exit of Hulk Hogan) iirc.

Then Bret won it from Yoko at the next Wrestlemania.

I think.

 

[Hollywood]

Lost it back to Yoko about 2, 3 months afterwards (exploding camera, exit of Hulk Hogan) iirc.

Then Bret won it from Yoko at the next Wrestlemania.

I think.

Yes. It was Luger vs. Yoko, then Bret vs. Yoko at Wrestlemania after the infamous 'both guys feet hit at the same time' thing that was done at the RR that year, then 2000 times over and over again since .. including this year.

 

[FightyF]

And the mindgames! Warrior is hidden in Hogan's mirror. Tony Schiavone sees it, as does Hogan, while Bischoff tries to sell the mindgames to the audience yet we see his picture too. What the hell kind of perspective were they going for?? :lol

I remember another scene (or maybe it was the same) where they were in the bathroom, and you saw a bunch of "smoke" come out of "nowhere" (it was actually a fire-extinguisher that you could hear, and later I think you see the guy with it) and Warrior appears.

 

[Shinobi]

Bret was supposed to beat Hogan for the belt at Summerslam that year...they even did promo art for the event. Instead Hogan decided to split, dropping the belt to Yoko who he probably figured was a better guy to lose to then that shrimpish Albertan. Hogan of course denies this in his book, but that's nothing new...he also claimed he sold out Wembly Stadium at Summerslam '92, when he wasn't even on the card. :lol

 

[DMczaf]

Bret was supposed to beat Hogan for the belt at Summerslam that year...they even did promo art for the event. Instead Hogan decided to split, dropping the belt to Yoko who he probably figured was a better guy to lose to then that shrimpish Albertan. Hogan of course denies this in his book, but that's nothing new...he also claimed he sold out Wembly Stadium at Summerslam '92, when he wasn't even on the card. :lol

:lol :lol

 

[The Bookerman]

Bret was supposed to beat Hogan for the belt at Summerslam that year...they even did promo art for the event. Instead Hogan decided to split, dropping the belt to Yoko who he probably figured was a better guy to lose to then that shrimpish Albertan. Hogan of course denies this in his book, but that's nothing new...he also claimed he sold out Wembly Stadium at Summerslam '92, when he wasn't even on the card. :lol

that is funny shit.

 

[Alcibiades]

I loved WCW vs. nWo and this story line (except for Hogan's buddy taken captive by Warrior), but this was just hilarious...

I think I remember this and it never ocurred to me everyone saw it except Bischoff:

In the storyline, Warrior was playing all kinds of mind games on Hogan. After stealing away the Booty Butcher Man With No Face, he set Hogan's dressing room on fire...

...and appeared to him in the infamous Magic Mirror.

Now here's a gimmick - Warrior appeared to Hogan in the mirror, and no one else could see him. It was the Ultimate Mind Game!

Except, of course, for the fact that everyone saw Warrior in the mirror - Hogan, the fans at home, Larry Zybysko, Tony Schiavone, Bobby Heenan, Ray Charles. Everyone saw Warrior in the mirror except for Eric Bischoff, who looked like a total tool (yes, even more than usual!) as he asked Hogan what he was looking at!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Remember OWN (One Warrior Nation)

TALK TO ME WARRIORS.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[MrPing1000]

:lol ho man i remember watching that wrestlemania on tape when i was a kid. At the time i thought it was amazing but on reflection it was a piece of crap.

 

[impirius]

I remember another scene (or maybe it was the same) where they were in the bathroom, and you saw a bunch of "smoke" come out of "nowhere" (it was actually a fire-extinguisher that you could hear, and later I think you see the guy with it) and Warrior appears.

Magic!

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/warriorwcw.html

:lol

 

[Alcibiades]

from that page

Ultimate Warrior: "Same Warrior Time...Same Warrior Place...Same Warrior Channneelllll!"

Hollywood Hogan: "It's that Warrior..."

Tony Schiavone: "Look! Look at that!"

Larry Zybysko: "What the..."

Eric Bischoff: "What's the matter with you, man?"

Zybsyko: "He's in the wall!"

Heenan: "He's in the mirror!"

Hogan: "Oh, real funny! You think it's funny?!"

Bischoff: "Who are you talking to?!"

Hogan: "Look at him - it's the Warrior!"

Bischoff: "Look at WHAT?! LOOK AT WHAT??!!!"

:lol :lol :lol

I still think it's cool though, I did so back then and cheesy stuff like this I really don't mind if it's implemented well, in this case it was kind-of a slack job...