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[Jeff Albertson]

Rock is bodybuilder fit now he just can't go anymore

 

[Fifty]

Drinking game/easy way to kill yourself: Take a shot every time one of them initiates a hold.

 

[ecurbj]

This is so boring.

 

[TheSchwab_7]

another sleeper hold! this is so exciting

 

[Cousteau]

This match needs some live music. Marvin Gaye perhaps.

 

[crimsonspider89]

God this could turn into a drinking game. Every hold, take a shot.

Would actually make it GOOD.

Or every hold, post a Trish picture.

 

[GBONZZZZ]

Two hours ago.

It was a group hug before their match, not a "we just got booted off Mania" hug.

Ahhh, thanks for the clarification

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Rock's jacked out of his mind but I doubt he could run a mile without stopping for an oxygen mask and a nap.

Oh, absolutely. He's in terrible condition, of that there's no doubt. Lifting weights all day can get you looking great, but it's a piece of cake compared to the work you need to put in to actually be athletically capable. Guys like Punk, Jericho are in much better condition.i genuinely worry for Rock's health. I can see him passing waaaaay before his time if he doesn't stop trying to be such a big lump at the expense of everything else.

 

[Beast Legacy]

Rock's got supernatural powers because that sleeper is making me sleepy over here.

 

[HisshouBuraiKen]

HOW DARE HE NO SELL THE SLEEPER

 

[Edgeward]

1000YearsOfRestholds

Even Orton is pissed.

 

[ghostmind]

Sleepy time sleeper hold for the Rock.

 

[Dead Man]

50/50. More like 0/0

 

[a secret-boss]

damn boring chant in mania

 

[RyudBoy]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[Foffy]

Split 50/50?!!?

 

[TheChits]

My god this is horrible.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Undertaker wrestles more than The Rock.

Taker couldn't workout for a whole year though! I like The Rock, but this is just disgraceful now.

 

[The Frankman]

How is it that The Rock has done no offense and is tired? THIS IS WHY YOU DO A MATCH ON RAW EVERY FUCKING NOW AND THEN.

Taker couldn't workout for a whole year though! I like The Rock, but this is just disgraceful now.

Exactly.

 

[tj hazuki]

Holy shit a boring chant in the main event..

 

[canoli2006]

Awww shit..Cena with the stomps.

 

[tm24]

We're at 6 holds and a 50/50 crowd!

 

[Gorillaz]

for rock 1 drop every 20 mins of rest

 

[Buckethead]

I'm sleepy.

I need pizza.

 

[Alucard]

Rock is already gassed.

 

[polyh3dron]

This is fucking horrible.

 

[Kaladin]

This crowd is dead.

 

[ghostmind]

This is the worst Wrestlemania in years.


Punk/Taker and Superfriends/Shield were the only good matches.

 

[UberTag]

I can't wait for THRICE IN A LIFETIME NEXT YEAR!
How about the rest of you?
Is this not the greatest thing you've ever seen?

 

[Officerrob]

Normally you're just #BORED.
Does this mean you are now more than #BORED?

"Sleeper hold by the rock! SLEEPER HOLD! Cena, trying to reverse!"
"Sleeper hold!"

I'm beyond bored, Mania might put me in a #Coma

 

[Razorskin]

The Gas isn't impressing anybody

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

No doubt a heel turn is coming. Something other than Cena winning the title to close a Wrestlemania has to happen.

Aren't you precious?

 

[mariachi507]

I'm sleepy.

I need pizza.

I just ate my last slice, it didn't help.

 

[crimsonspider89]

Now when a 50 year old man has more stamina than you, might be a sign you need to wrestle more.

Just saying.

 

[GazzaScotland]

You've managed to kill the crowd during the main event of WrestleMania. Nice job.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Slowest flying tackle ever

Oh god this will go on for another 20+ minutes?

 

[Surge]

"For $70 you can watch rest holds for 20 minutes, 5 minutes of action and CENA WINS LOL"

 

[Kyoufu]

Holy shit a boring chant in the main event..

The crowd only have themselves to blame though. They cheer for Rock so it's their fault.

Maybe if they cheered for Punk and Bryan instead we would have better main events.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Net_Wrecker, don't be that way.

You liked the Taker/Punk match right?

It was good. Certainly not "amazing" or whatever the high praise and superlatives would have you believe. Told a good story at least.

This match is insanely boring right now though.

 

[Pavaloo]

Rock is moving more in this match than his last 3 already.

Where's Big Jonny when you need him, hey Cena? #PeoplePower

 

[Thorakai]

The Rock can wrestle defensively! Good excuse King!

 

[dalVlatko]

This is awful

 

[KissVibes]

....Punk was able to make Rock look really good compared to this shit.

 

[British Monsoon]

LOL! Cena hitting a shoulder tackle on thin air looked pretty funny.

 

[DMczaf]

Sharpshooter! THIS ONES FOR YOU STU HART JR!

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

I'm beyond bored, Mania might put me in a #Coma

#VegetativeState?

 

[Edgeward]

I hope Vince is seething at the back from this lack of crowd reaction.

 

[krae_man]

That sharpshooter wasn't shit. What's happening?

 

[LoserMakesGood]

WILL HE TAP

 

[tm24]

Battle of the shitty submission holds!