DaBargainHunta
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I've noticed that we have a couple of writers posting here. What tips can you guys give for breaking into game magazine writing or major gaming sites? Thanks.
What a cheap plug for GameSpot. You should be ashamed. GameSpot. The very idea.kasavin said:... or post reviews at a gaming site that accepts user-submitted content (GameSpot does, for instance).
belgurdo said:-Obtain a bias for one console only
-maximum 4th grade reading/writing comprehension level
-boobs (optional but highly reccomended)
novery said:When you meet your jetlagged editor at Narita airport, don't send him on a runaway train - by himself - to Yokohama when he's supposed to go to Shinjuku.......like I did.
-rp
Disco Stu said:I'll send over Charlotte's Web and Horton Hears a Who. We'll get you up to speed in no time.
ManDudeChild said:-Master the art of stealing news.
kasavin said:Kobun, please be sure not to heed this particular point, for God's sake.
"Stealing" is such a harsh word.kasavin said:Kobun, please be sure not to heed this particular point, for God's sake.
Kobun Heat said:"Stealing" is such a harsh word.
They can have it back when I'm done, yeah.ManDudeChild said:You prefer the term borrowing as your euphemism of choice then?
Obviously. That's what journalism is.ManDudeChild said:You prefer the term borrowing as your euphemism of choice then?
skip said:you need to learn how to drive stick for when publishers give you FERRARIS (ferrarae?) for giving games good/bad scores.
real answer: pretty much what kasavin and orlando say.
M3wThr33 said:I'm missing something. Those reviews are a throwback, but are we supposed to find something funny in them, like the four billion AD&D dungeons?
AstroLad said:Studying up on the classics and their timeless writing styles never hurts.
Well, it's (I think) mostly the low scores for AVP, widely regarded as a classic (or, at least, an excellent game), and the high scores for Burn Cycle, a crappy FMV game. And the fact that the writing is utterly amateurish.M3wThr33 said:I'm missing something. Those reviews are a throwback, but are we supposed to find something funny in them, like the four billion AD&D dungeons?
ferricide said:learn to write. read things besides game magazines to assist in doing this. find well written things, and read them. the most inspirational book i read for my writing in recent memory was nabokov's lolita. the writing is fucking unreal.
ferricide said:LEARN TO THINK. people don't think -- they don't think critically about games, they don't think about what they're writing, they don't think about their audience. think about ways you can make your writing more effective on every level. just running down a laundry list of features and then slapping a score on the end = ZZZZZ.
ferricide said:just running down a laundry list of features and then slapping a score on the end
IAWTPchespace said:spread those cheeks, baby cakes.
Only a fool would write for any other reason than money
DaBargainHunta said:I've noticed that we have a couple of writers posting here. What tips can you guys give for breaking into game magazine writing or major gaming sites? Thanks.
GG-Duo said:Grow an Afro
Start listening to Weezer
Play DDR
Jump bushes