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WTF has happened to real men?

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Girly men can change! Just look at Carrot Top!

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Maybe you just need some roids?
 
pollo said:
thats the ugliest muther fucking thing ive seen today *shudder*
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Quoted for fucking truth.

That's disgusting on multiple levels.
 
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Himuro said:
lmfao

I hold the age old belief that men aren't phone people, because I'm not. I will just say,"Sup, how are you? blah blah" and have a 5 minute phone call. I don't understand these guys that have their cell phones out all the time and talk 24/7. I'm like,"wtf? I thought that was a girl thing?"

And wtf is with guy's wearing PINK? :lol
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Yeah, I went clothes shopping at Macys a few weeks ago and was embarassed at seeing some of the fashions they have now. Hot pink, bright orange, violet shirts, hell I even saw one with pink and blue stripes on it. I'm like, where's the dull color dress shirts that I'm so fond of wearing?
 
I'm away from living in the States for like 5 years now and coming back for business trips these days, man, some of the people I work with off-site, I'm not sure if they are just metrosexuals or straight up gay. The clothes they wear (pink, orange, pastels!) and the stuff they talk about (what did you do last night? oh I went to see a nice theatrical last night, he has such a nice voice.)...and especially their tone of their voice (hint: not deep). I mean no offense, but this is not the type of man conversation I was used to.

Perhaps I am detached because I don't live in the States anymore, but it was sort of a culture shock to me.
 
Drink Crow said:
Bein' a dude is about pure, unrepentant stoicism and a complete inability to be moved by one's environment or peers. It's also about biting a shark's face off and then drinking a keg of Jack Daniels to celebrate.
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BTW if you guys need tips on being a man, I suggest you read books by this man:
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When he died, so did the last of man

/me sheds a tear
 
Raoul Duke said:
It's like I told this girl when we were talking about guys the other day. Men bottle up their emotions and don't acknowledge them, whereas chicks have to wear them on their sleeves instead of being all civilized about it.

Real men don't just NOT show emotion- they don't even acknowledge HAVING any emotions!
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what about combat veterans?
 
Widfara said:
Maddox had an article like this a while back, and he speaks the truth. Last night I watched some shitty show entitled Laguna Beach on MTV. The males on that show have got to be females, I swear. They wear their cool clothes, go surfing, talk and giggle with the girls, talk about shitty fucking relationships with other rich girls, relationships that don't fucking matter. They use their cell phones to call females and ask ridiculous questions, like "how's it going?" or "what are you doing now?" or "I had fun yesterday" or "I miss you, let's talk." Where the FUCK did real men go?

This is a description of the pirate Henry Morgan, whom the rum Captain Morgan is named after. "lean, sallow coloured, his eyes a little yellowish and belly jutting out or prominent, not being able to abstain from company, he was given to drinking and staying up late... the result dropsy, falling after into his old course of life and given to mammoth drinking bouts his belly swelled so not to be contained by his coat."

These men roam the planet in few numbers these day. They have been overtaken by pussies.
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:lol awesome....and your right. many sensitive men walk this earth now. They're called "Metrosexuals" I think.
 
Many seem to forget what type of men were getting the puss in the 80's... A LOT OF PUSS btw... and it wasn't for their "manly" looks I can tell you that! :lol

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Leatherface said:
many sensitive men walk this earth now. They're called "Metrosexuals" I think.
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Metrosexuals aren't generally sensitive. They're just sleazy slutty guys who happen to have adopted fashion whoredom.
 
argon said:
it all started with the chick-voice. You know what i'm talking about. Those guys who bifurcate their vocal patterns based on the gender of the person on the other line. Call them up and they sound like Stallone, but if their girlfriend (or any girl) calls them, its this harmless pre-pubescent voice and demeanor that makes you cringe like no other.
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This drives me NUTS! I know someone that sounds like he's talking to a small child when he's calling his woman on the phone. Bad on so many levels. Jesus christ, she's an adult. Don't talk to her as if she were 6 or a cat.

BobbyRobby said:
I was in a terrible situation once when a fat female friend of mine was very depressed, and the topic of her weight came up. She was crying, and whatnot, when she finally asked, "You don't think I'm fat, do you?", to which I replied, "No." How could I respond any other way when doing so would open up a torrent of emotion. Then she asked, "If you thought I looked fat, you'd tell me, right?", "Yes."
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I seriously say, "Yes," if it's the truth. If they start crying or something I just say something along the lines of, "Sorry, but it's the truth. You asked." Eventually they learn to stop asking questions like that to me. Really, it's a shitty question to ask someone if you already know the answer, and if they're looking for someone to lie to them they can find someone else to do it for them.
 
Dsal said:
This drives me NUTS! I know someone that sounds like he's talking to a small child when he's calling his woman on the phone. Bad on so many levels. Jesus christ, she's an adult. Don't talk to her as if she were 6 or a cat.
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I'm not surprised people have it backwards. You're supposed to be loud and obnoxious with your boys, then lay on the Barry White impersonation when talking with your girl on the phone. That's how I was taught to roll. :)

I seriously say, "Yes," if it's the truth. If they start crying or something I just say something along the lines of, "Sorry, but it's the truth. You asked." Eventually they learn to stop asking questions like that to me. Really, it's a shitty question to ask someone if you already know the answer, and if they're looking for someone to lie to them they can find someone else to do it for them.
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I like to give constructive non-answers: "Well, pie didn't blue eat toy car."
 
WTF is this Laguna Beach?

And why is a "supposed" man watchin this reality soap opera and making fun of the guys gettin pussy on the show?

So, you're jealous, watch soap operas, and bitch about other men.


It's homo's like you that's the problem as far as I see it.
 
happyfunball said:
WTF is this Laguna Beach?

And why is a "supposed" man watchin this reality soap opera and making fun of the guys gettin pussy on the show?

So, you're jealous, watch soap operas, and bitch about other men.


It's homo's like you that's the problem as far as I see it.
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i don't watch it for the men goddamit you!
 
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