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WTF is a bachelor's pad?

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acidviper

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Been living in a housee for a decade and now I gots to find housing or I'm going to be living in the library. Reading the classifieds it lists 1 Bedroom apartments and Bachelor Pad's. WTF is the difference?

Anyways is there is specific definition for a bachelor's pad. I've been googling and all I come up with is "how to makeover your bachelor pad" - usually so that girls will have sex with you.

Is a BP just a bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, den. IE 4 rooms? Or does can it mean a really small apartment. Bathroom + Bedroom?
 
Sorry, I don't think I've ever heard the term "bachelor pad" used to describe the physical attributes of an apartment or housing type.
 
A bachelor's pad is a place where you can sex up the broads you bring and kick them out afterwards, therefore barring morning reprocussions
 
Yeah, bathroom, kitchen, living room. No bedroom.

I've lived in one. It's fine so long as it really is just you (a couple would be ok, couldn't have taken it with a roommate though), some I've seen even have those beds you can fold up into the wall.
 
It's got remote controls for the door locks and secret beds that come out of the walls. You also get a minibar that rises up from behind the couch. :lol
 
I don't know about bachelor pads, but run for the hills if you hear someone describe a place you'd like to rent as "cozy." Cozy means the place is half a closet.
 
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This is a bachelor pad.
 
It's a nice place, in a good location, with good views/etc/etc. Basically what people use to describe habitual foreplay. The theory goes that if you got a nice place, you'll get her creaming as soon as she sees it.
 
acidviper said:
Thank you. So basically your bed would be in the livingroom?

Yeah exactly. They're fine if you spend most of your time out of your home, but not real great for entertianing.
 
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This is a bachelor pad.


that's not a bachelor pad.... that's IKEA!!

seriously, i could not live in a place like that... i like my place MESSY, COST EFFICIENT and UNSOPHISTICATED.

that's wot gets the chicks :)
 
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