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[Beefy]

This Curt Hawkins dude is jobber as fuck.

Wtf is he wearing?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Hawkins got himself the most jobber outfit possible. Hawkins spending his time in catering well.

It looks straight out of the WWE Warzone for N64 CAW.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Mojo SUCKS

 

[ghostmind]

10 is alive and well.

 

[Menome]

Mojo's gear looks like shit.

Better than Hawkins dressing up like a Terry's Chocolate Orange.

 

[Dark Ninja]

It looks straight out of the WWE Warzone for N64 CAW.

They should just change his name to Trainer

 

[RiggityRice]

I used to like Curt Hawkins back on NXT Redemption. I haven't felt this ashamed of liking someone since I liked Limp Bizkit back in middle school.

Yo that limp bizkit track with method man was good though..mostly cause of method man and whoever made the beat.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

why is this crowd hot for this match

I'll take it if it means they stay hyped for the rest of the PPV. Worst thing is when you have a shit crowd but decent matches.

 

[serenewarfare]

Curt Hawkins was hired for the same reason Jinder was. They need jobbers.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I think I might honestly prefer to see ZZ than Mojo

LMAO @ cutting away for commercials during a PPV match, preshow or not.

 

[painey]

nearly threw mojo into a ring monkey

 

[Ilive1up]

fake crowd noise?

 

[excelsiorlef]

Boo Mauro boo for that.

 

[Mahonay]

I think I might honestly prefer to see ZZ than Mojo

LMAO @ cutting away for commercials during a PPV match, preshow or not.

They do it all the time on preshow matches.

 

[ReiGun]

It looks straight out of the WWE Warzone for N64 CAW.

Curt CAWkins

 

[ghostmind]

They called him "The Iron Sheik" in the NFL? Oh man...

 

[Menome]

I think I might honestly prefer to see ZZ than Mojo

LMAO @ cutting away for commercials during a PPV match, preshow or not.

They did it at the Rumble pre-show too. I know it's two bottom of the barrel jobbers, but it's still disrespectful.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Hawkins having the Eva entrance thing kind of sucks. The Eva one was gold because of how self aware and meta it was.

I hope Naomi and Alexa have a better match then their No Mercy one.

 

[Caspel]

Curt Hawkins was hired for the same reason Jinder was. They need jobbers.

Yeah, I'm all for jobbers and wrestlers to feed to the midcard. I can only stomach so many repeat matches until I get bored. Jobbers help keep things fresh and also WWE needs more talent so their roster isn't getting overworked all the time.

 

[Syder]

Just shuuuuuuuuut up, Otunga, you oxygen thief.

 

[Mahonay]

Just shuuuuuuuuut up, Otunga, you oxygen thief.

Lol

 

[LiQuid!]

You guys are too hard on poor Mojo. He's a goofball but he's got a good upside imo. He's still green as hell. He can get there.

 

[Menome]

Curt Hawkins just sort of...lazily rolled out of that pin.

 

[Pikma]

so much fighting spirit

If this was in the Tokyo Dome it'd be **** 1/3

 

[excelsiorlef]

Hawkins should have a finisher called The Sady Hawkins Dance

I do love the way Hawkins goes for pins

 

[The Strokes]

Mojo can't even squash Curt Hawkins. The ultimate jobber match.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Awful.

 

[excelsiorlef]

What a boring finisher

 

[Menome]

What's up with Mojo's shoulder-joint lines?

 

[Rimfya]

Put the Strap on Mojo

 

[Violence Jack]

I was surprised to see a mid match move being used as a finisher.

 

[Bronx-Man]

"I always said Zack Ryder was holding Mojo back"

Oh fuck off, Booker.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Who's this guy with the weird hair?

 

[BananasWithGuns]

What a boring finisher

Perfect for Rawley then.

 

[sora87]

so much fighting spirit

If this was in the Tokyo Dome it'd be **** 1/3

Fair point

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

"I always said Zack Ryder was holding Mojo back"

Oh fuck off, Booker.

I can't.

Also wasn't Hawkins like the one person to have a bad match with AJ Styles?

 

[ReiGun]

The crowd was legit into that one. Crazy

 

[Pikma]

Who's this guy with the weird hair?

I tought it was you, now I have no idea

 

[RiggityRice]

Not a bad execution on the tilt a whirl slam but that sure as shit isn't a finishing maneuver. Vince would not approve.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Who's this guy with the weird hair?

We're watching Smackdown. You're gonna have to be more specific.

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Hawkins got himself the most jobber outfit possible. Hawkins spending his time in catering well.

The build to his debut and his rehiring is the weirdest shit. It's like the jobber they built up on NXT for Joe to steamroll only nothing's come of this.

 

[Menome]

Who's this guy with the weird hair?

It's Art Garfunkel, isn't it?

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

None of them said Bray did they?

 

[The Strokes]

Who's this guy with the weird hair?

Bray Wyatt, he's been around for years now.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

None of them said Bray did they?

Nope.

 

[Pikma]

None of them said Bray did they?

They probably haven't seen those odds

 

[sf2fanatic]

I tought it was you, now I have no idea

I wish i had long hair.

Spoiler

I never let my hair grow out that long

Renee actually looks nice tonight

 

[Bronx-Man]

I can't.

Also wasn't Hawkins like the one person to have a bad match with AJ Styles?

Yeah, dude completely shit the bed in Battle of Los Angeles.

 

[sora87]

The network is telling me it is unreachable and to close the app. Greattttt

 

[the most mountain of dews]

First time I've seen an elimination chamber match since middle school. It'll be weird to see it without HHH hair in there.