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WWE to create a midget division. Yes that's right. A MIDGET DIVISION.

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The Juniors Are Coming!
Oct. 15, 2005

In an unprecedented collaboration, network executive Palmer Canon and SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long announced today the introduction of a new WWE wrestling division exclusive to Friday Night SmackDown: The Juniors.

The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. “Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they’re all welcome,” said Long. “We don’t discriminate against anybody on my show, as long as they can bring it.”

“The network believes there’s big ratings and big excitement in the new Juniors Division," Canon added. "I think fans will be shocked at what these tiny, but very talented, competitors can add to the already incredibly gifted roster here on Friday Night SmackDown.”
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Wow.
 
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The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. “Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they’re all welcome,” said Long. “We don’t discriminate against anybody on my show, as long as they can bring it.”

Yes you are!
 
malek4980 said:
The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. “Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they’re all welcome,” said Long. “We don’t discriminate against anybody on my show, as long as they can bring it.”

Yes you are!
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Dean Malinko back in the WWE?
 
speaking of goldust, whatever happened to him? Did he get fired? Quit? Contract expire?
 
GaimeGuy said:
speaking of goldust, whatever happened to him? Did he get fired? Quit? Contract expire?
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Left the WWE on his own terms, went to Japan, then to TNA. Beat up his girlfriend and was let go by TNA iirc.

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"YOU'RE STEALING MY GIMMICK"
 
So it finally happened. Wrestling stopped taking itself seriously and just went ahead and became the ninja dog of television, basically Begging for money on the street. I pity you who stayed on the wrestling coaster until now. ;-)
 
Drexon said:
So it finally happened. Wrestling stopped taking itself seriously and just went ahead and became the ninja dog of television, basically Begging for money on the street. I pity you who stayed on the wrestling coaster until now. ;-)
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There is alot more to wrestling than the WWE.
 
Oh shit they have done the midget thing before and they know it's stupid. They used to pull those midget matches all the time in the 80's and they were stupid then and they will be stupid now. They are better off trying to ressurect G.L.O.W.
 
i just spent 15 minutes trying to find a picture of Max Mini... with no luck.

i think he does stuff for TNA now anyway

on the other hand, i did find this picture

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:D
 
I'm having flashbacks to Survivor Series 94. Lawler and his 3 midgets vs. Doink and his three midgets. The match ended with all six midgets chasing Lawler up the entrance and lawler getting hit in the face with a pumpkin pie by Doink. :lol
 
They should forget about this whole midget thing and bring back that Hassan guy. I don't even watch wrestling, but he's got a cool theme song. Bring him back!
 
argon said:
They should forget about this whole midget thing and bring back that Hassan guy. I don't even watch wrestling, but he's got a cool theme song. Bring him back!
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He's going into acting. Word is he always planned on going into acting, and was using his stint in wreestling as a starting block.

TERRORIST MOVIE WITH HASSAN & THE ROCK. MAKE IT HAPPEN, HOLLYWOOD.
 
GaimeGuy said:
He's going into acting. Word is he always planned on going into acting, and was using his stint in wreestling as a starting block.

TERRORIST MOVIE WITH HASSAN & THE ROCK. MAKE IT HAPPEN, HOLLYWOOD.
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They're not keen on making terrorist movies, unless the villains are Nazis.

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Konex2k4 (8:45:44 PM): i can't believe people still watch wrestling
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:04 PM): what.
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:06 PM): wwe
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:11 PM): entertaining at times..
Konex2k4 (8:46:18 PM): yeah but it's fake
Konex2k4 (8:46:34 PM): i totally lost interest when i found out it was all scripted
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:48 PM): lol
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:56 PM): like. the first time u ever watched it
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:57 PM): lol
Konex2k4 (8:47:03 PM): nah
Konex2k4 (8:47:17 PM): back in the wwf days when i was younger. i thought that crap was real lol
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:48:43 PM): haha
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:48:46 PM): gullible
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:48:47 PM): konex

:lol :lol :lol

Breaking news! Konex also believes in the toothfairy, bigfoot and that the Lakers have a legitamate starting point guard in Aaron Mckie. :O
 
Moneyhats2k5 said:
Konex2k4 (8:45:44 PM): i can't believe people still watch wrestling
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:04 PM): what.
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:06 PM): wwe
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:11 PM): entertaining at times..
Konex2k4 (8:46:18 PM): yeah but it's fake
Konex2k4 (8:46:34 PM): i totally lost interest when i found out it was all scripted
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:48 PM): lol
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:56 PM): like. the first time u ever watched it
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:46:57 PM): lol
Konex2k4 (8:47:03 PM): nah
Konex2k4 (8:47:17 PM): back in the wwf days when i was younger. i thought that crap was real lol
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:48:43 PM): haha
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:48:46 PM): gullible
Theg Am Mad Dict (8:48:47 PM): konex

:lol :lol :lol

Breaking news! Konex also believes in the toothfairy, bigfoot and that the Lakers have a legitamate starting point guard in Aaron Mckie. :O
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Konex. He owns himself. DAILY.

:lol
 
Jesus, they choose to put midgets on Smackdown over cruiserweights? Daaaamn. No wonder Mysterio doesn't want to be a cruiser anymore. Vinny Mac makes some stupid ass decisions sometimes.
 
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