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[Flash Junkins]

Yup. Fuck your weekend.

Just an FYI friends.

 

[Banjo64]

Virgin dorks

 

[Flash Junkins]

They don't mention video but the wife can't launch the boys so now we have to like hang out and have a chat. Goddamnit.

 

[Captain Toad]

Fucking virgins.

Wait. That's an oxymoron.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

That Kojima news has some people spooked

 

[Ezekiel_]

Down again?

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Was down for a bit earlier, playing online now though.

 

[Topher]

What is down exactly? I just fired up an xCloud game. No issues.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

What is down exactly? I just fired up an xCloud game. No issues.

If it's down for me it's down for everyone obviously.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Oh no it's down for me so it's down for everybody….

 

[Flash Junkins]

If it's down for me it's down for everyone obviously.

Check status sir. I'm not not flaming a fire here. I'm trying to goddamn find my garden hose.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Hasan is behind this, I just know it

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Check status sir. I'm not not flaming a fire here. I'm trying to goddamn find my garden hose.

I don't need to check shit, I'm logged in and playing (gamepass) and have been for hours.

 

[Flash Junkins]

I don't need to check shit, I'm logged in and playing (gamepass) and have been for hours.

When thank God you never log off! Well played!

 

[ManaByte]

I'm on right now. No problems.

 

[Danjin44]

I might be wrong here but you guys still can play offline games, right? If so then play some single player games until the online returns.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Well then mods change this title to Xbox is down for my goddamn area and now I have to garden with my wife.

Thx.

 

[Dr. Claus]

Down for me as well. Also can't access any of my physical, single player, supposedly offline games. This is the second time within a month this has happened. The fuck is going on at Microsoft? Why can't I play my single player games offline?

 

[recursive]

I don't need to check shit, I'm logged in and playing (gamepass) and have been for hours.

Than why are you here shitposting? Will save you the trouble.

 

[ReBurn]

If it's down for me it's down for everyone obviously.

It is having problems, though.

Xbox Support

support.xbox.com

I haven't personally had any issues this afternoon but some people are.

 

[Captain Toad]

I don't need to check shit, I'm logged in and playing (gamepass) and have been for hours.

If it's working for me, it's working for everyone.

 

[GamesDontSuck]

Annoying.
Thought something was wrong with my Internet but loaded up the roku and apps working fine. Xbox so.

 

[Flash Junkins]

It is having problems, though.

Xbox Support

support.xbox.com

I haven't personally had any issues this afternoon but some people are.

My issue is my ass out here dragging a hose so we can water our goddamn flowers for the 3rd time this week.

 

[Captain Toad]

My issue is my ass out here dragging a hose so we can water our goddamn flowers for the 3rd time this week.

You sure post a lot while gardening.

 

[ReBurn]

My issue is my ass out here dragging a hose so we can water our goddamn flowers for the 3rd time this week.

Could definitely use some rain here. I need to build a fence but the ground is too hard to dig into, even with the auger.

 

[Flash Junkins]

You sure post a lot while gardening.

Mobile phone, you got one? It's a device in which I can listen to my girl bitch and reply to you. Amazing ain't it? Wow.

I would ask about a girl but we already know how that goes.....

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Than why are you here shitposting? Will save you the trouble.

Oh thanks man, you sure showed me, I must be hallucinating being online right now.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Could definitely use some rain here. I need to build a fence but the ground is too hard to dig into, even with the auger.

We have like 5 straight days of 90+ coming up. I hear you man. You gotta get that auger with the water that resembles a core drill.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Oh thanks man, you sure showed me, I must be hallucinating being online right now.

Never sign off or shower is the secret! Got ya. Let me get back to mom's place and quit my job then we can head up getting 14 hours a day in bro!


Stop dude. This is not supposed to be a serious post.

 

[Jennings]

I'm sure everything will be fixed by the time the big event launches tomorrow and the blip will be a distant memory by then. Enjoy your Saturday, cuddle up with a good book.

 

[Yoboman]

It was me

 

[Captain Toad]

Mobile phone, you got one? It's a device in which I can listen to my girl bitch and reply to you. Amazing ain't it? Wow.

I would ask about a girl but we already know how that goes.....

You sound like a great guy. Sorry, your horrible woman makes you get off your ass whenever Xbox goes down. Seems like you're being super helpful though.

 

[RPSleon]

Im going to have to play some single player TRASH? FFS.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Never sign off or shower is the secret! Got ya. Let me get back to mom's place and quit my job then we can head up getting 14 hours a day in bro!

You're hilarious, must be a coping mechanism for having to work on a Saturday. Also I just signed out and back in .

 

[Flash Junkins]

You sound like a great guy. Sorry, your horrible woman makes you get off your ass whenever Xbox goes down. Seems like you're being super helpful though.

Thanks. I appreciate your support! I owe you a hug.

 

[recursive]

Oh thanks man, you sure showed me, I must be hallucinating being online right now.

""I am online so everyone can be too." Think mcfly.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

""I am online so everyone can be too." Think mcfly.

 

[Malio]

Just played a single player Super Mega Baseball 3 and a multi-player, no issues. Might be having sporadic issues.

 

[Flash Junkins]

Just played a single player Super Mega Baseball 3 and a multi-player, no issues. Might be having sporadic issues.

It's probably my state. All good. I'm just holding a hose and waiting to squeeze. It's kinda like a half ass COD.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Jim Ryan be laughing , what a cunt of a bloke.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Well that escalated quickly

 

[Skifi28]

Virgin dorks

This is almost as good as green rats. Almost.

 

[Goalus]

Down for me as well. Also can't access any of my physical, single player, supposedly offline games. This is the second time within a month this has happened. The fuck is going on at Microsoft? Why can't I play my single player games offline?

You can, if you go to network settings and select 'Go offline'. I thought my Xbox was f*cked, but right after I went offline, all my games came back.

 

[Dr. Claus]

You can, if you go to network settings and select 'Go offline'. I thought my Xbox was f*cked, but right after I went offline, all my games came back.

Did that. Still didn't work.

 

[BoxFresh123]

XBox stockpiling internets for after Sunday.

 

[Tams]

And some of you want to go cloud gaming only...

 

[AJUMP23]

I'm somewhat of a hacker myself.

 

[Captain Toad]

I'm somewhat of a hacker myself.

I'm somewhat of a virgin myself.

 

[Nemesisuuu]

Ah console gaming world.

 

[Captain Toad]

Ah console gaming world.

Yeah, whatever. I went all in on PC gaming for a couple years, before I realized it was just one annoyance after another. There was always something to disrupt gaming with PC, which is why I put away the gaming PC and never looked back.