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Yamauchi the humanitarian

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Revered industry pioneer donates vast sum of Yen to local hospital.

http://www.nintendo-inside.jp/news/179/17954.html

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According to the announcement of the Kyoto university, the new ward of the Kyoto large hospital Yamanouchi of the Nintendo Co. senior adviser 溥 contributed 70 hundred million Yen to construction, so is. Yamanouchi receives diagnosis and treatment at the Kyoto University hospital, that "the suitable ward contribution of construction cost of the new ward was requested in mission of the university hospital," is. According to Kyoto University, at the terrestrial 8 floors and the underground 1 floor, it prepares the new ward, as for the deck area approximately 2 ten thousand square meters, as for the bed approximately 300 floors. You arrange also the equipment of leading medical care and the like, so is. Starting construction schedule is 2007 February. Yamanouchi serves Nintendo Co. president to 2002, after that becomes the director and has retired in June of last year. Recent Yamanouchi, is, very liberal feeling such as refusal of the receipt of retirement consolation gold 12 hundred million 3600 ten thousand Yen and data mansion "time of the Ogura hundred human one neck 21 hundred million Yen investment in construction of the rainy lord".

Now, 70 hundred million JPY equates 58,872,328.91 USD.
 
Yeah i saw this earlier 7Billion Yen, he can have treatment at my house if he's gonna pay out that much money!
I think this is hilarious though
"time of the Ogura hundred human one neck 21 hundred million Yen investment in construction of the rainy lord".
 
Check further down in the article, where it mentions that the new facilities are a Pokemon Center and a Mariology wing where patients are treated with stacks of enormous pills.
 
Yeah.....well he still doesn't have as high of a Gamerscore as that other guy....

But seriously, I bet all the doctors are going to be practicing with Trauma Center soon enough unless they want the Yamauchi pimp hand coming down.
 
He probably realised that due to the number of people he has put into hospitals with bitch slap related injuries, its cost effective just to own one.
 
Ghost said:
He probably realised that due to the number of people he has put into hospitals with bitch slap related injuries, its cost effective just to own one.

I'm glad you have the balls to keep it real around here. People need to see thr truth.
 
There will be a Y-Wing (Yamauchi Wing) which will be an underground safety bunker where he will be kept alive for generations in suspended animation. Also, Metroid's are real, Yamauchi's just saving them back for a "rainy day" WW3 counter-measure, inwhich he will be the last remaining survivor of.
 
"time of the Ogura hundred human one neck 21 hundred million Yen investment in construction of the rainy lord".
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Your fancy tie and suit never fooled us, Sorcerer!
 
ouch, my head hurts after reading that.

Itagaki might have a loud mouth, but before him, nobody bitch slapped like Yamauchi, and he was pres. of Nintendo of all companies, history is so sweet :lol
 
Liberal. Humanitarian. Words I never thought would be applied to Yamauchi. He truly is a pimp for all seasons!
 
Date of Lies said:
Some of the investment went towards experimental technology that allows them to cryogenize his hand so it may slapeth again.

I should've known...Nintendo R & D always has something innovative in the works
 
PolyGone said:
I wonder if this has any connection to that love hotel he used to own.















...hmmmm....

That? As in one...oh no, there was more than one. Used to? As in not anymore...oh no, he's still "in da bidness" so to speak.
 
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