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[poppabk]

I've been binging customs shows and in Colombia they capture drug mules who have swallowed cocaine, but they can only hold them for 36 hours and they can't force medical intervention.
It creates this crazy scenario where if the mule can last 36 hours without taking a shit they can avoid 10+ years in a Colombian jail.
Could you do it? Or are you calling your wife/kids/parents with your one phone call to tell them that you love them but sorry you really really needed to take a shit?

 

[HAYA8U5A]

I think we all know where the cocaine ended up after getting shit out this time.

 

[AGRacing]

Happy REAL Thanksgiving from Canada! Go Lions!

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Could you do it?

It's not a question of could, your dietary track goes F-U and things move. Doubt people can last 36 hours without some medication to create constipation.

 

[Hookshot]

Maybe, not shitting for a day wouldn't be tricky but after that it's not really my choice of when the pressure or amount needs to escape.

 

[poppabk]

I think we all know where the cocaine ended up after getting shit out this time.

It is honestly like some TV execs cocaine fueled idea for a reality TV game show - except it is actually real, massive life destroying stakes attached to not taking a shit.

 

[Ownage]

No whey, Jose.

Deuces and mic drops all day.

 

[thefool]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Even 3 minutes is hard.

 

[The Skull]

Manage to go 5 days without shitting when I was at Download festival. The log I laid when I got home took about 45 minutes and nearly split me in two. Not advised.

 

[Vestal]

 

[Billbofet]

I don't shit when I travel until about four days in at best, so I'd be fine especially if there was a 10+ year prison sentence on it.
That said, when I travel, I don't put dope in my ass, so I guess it could go either way for me.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[Embearded]

Went almost 7 days without going once.
It was the first week of my mandatory military service and i couldn't get used to the lack of privacy or the hole on the floor.

When i finally went, it was a life changing experience.

 

[DGrayson]

Hell no. I go every day right when I wake up like clockwork

 

[poppabk]

Hell no. I go every day right when I wake up like clockwork

Yeah but 10 years in Colombian jail which I have to imagine is worse than Midnight Express turkish jail.

 

[GymWolf]

If they serve dry durkey i can avoid eating alltogether.

 

[Darchaos]

Im writing this while on the shitter: Hell no!

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

No, but a lot of old people can.
Leo Sharp could probably have done this quite easily.

 

[DKehoe]

Are you a bad enough dude to not shit yourself?

 

[poppabk]

Are you a bad enough dude to not shit yourself?

See that would be the tag line for the netflix show but with a committee'd gender neutral term in place of 'dude'.

 

[ReBurn]

Are you a bad enough dude to not shit yourself?

I doubt it

 

[IntentionalPun]

I’ll just get some oxy from my cartel friends.

 

[Big Baller]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Even 3 minutes is hard.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Yes easy.

 

[BouncyFrag]

Depends if I’ve gotten my stomach pumped because…

Butterball Employees Implicated In Allegations of Inappropriate Sexual Acts With Turkeys

Unfortunately, you read that correctly.

www.riverfronttimes.com

 

[Quasicat]

I don’t have a gallbladder. Real turkey gravy is made mostly of oil and fat, two things that I cannot digest properly. I went up while everyone was having dessert.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

No way. That's like asking if I can hold my breath for 20 minutes. At a certain point the lizard brain and internal mechanisms will do whatever it takes to keep you alive/shit.

 

[ResilientBanana]

If you do, you may want to take some laxatives.

 

[cash_longfellow]

 

[cash_longfellow]

Hell no. I go every day right when I wake up like clockwork

I am jealous of your bowel consistency

 

[Mossybrew]

Lol no way ever since I was diagnosed with Crohns I crap 2-3 times a day.

 

[WoJ]

I've dropped two deuces since dinner a few hours ago. The last one I just wrapped up before picking up my tablet to post here. There was no way that one was staying in 36 more seconds let alone 36 hours.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

 

[ricardo_sousa11]

I probly pooped during the dinner already

 

[mitch1971]

Just reading this thread makes me want a shit. So, no, I'm in for the full ten.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Looks like I died 10 minutes ago.

 

[IFireflyl]

The lake:

 

[Kacho]

I would have failed. I’m shitting my brains out as I type this.

 

[Londo]

I probly pooped during the dinner already

Do you sit in a chair like this?

 

[Dacvak]

How fitting that I’m currently shitting out yesterday’s meal as I type this.

 

[Nydius]

I was diagnosed with IBS-C almost 20 years ago.
36 hours is rookie numbers.

Sometimes I go 36 hours without a BM even with medication and proper fiber intake. And no, it's not fun or comfortable.

 

[The Pleasure]

Hell. Naw. Gotta blow up that toilet daily.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I've voted wrong.

Yes. Without Food Coffee & Cigs. Just fast.

 

[Trilobit]

Hell no. I go every day right when I wake up like clockwork

What happens if you oversleep?

 

[DGrayson]

What happens if you oversleep?

It seems to be based on when I stand up. Gravity starts working i guess.