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[demon]

Oh shit, oculd this be my first drunk thread in months? I suppose so. Fuck all you haters.

Well, nothing's more awesome that going out with your best firnd bar hopping, how happens to be a really cute girl, and having her tell you that if she were single we totaly would have fucked by now and that your really cute. "Oh realy"? "Oh, um heh nothing......'nother pitcher of beer". Oh and by the way "I get reall horny when I drink"...wel thanks for telling me.

Well thanks for otelling me princess. Goddami........I need laid. If she didn't have a boyfriend we would have fucked by now and I wouldn't still be a non-fucked guy or soething (ie virgin)....

Well this board was due for a drunk post am I right?


p.s. capn and coke d rocks

oh god i'm depressed. i'd post a picture showing how cute she is, showing what i'm missging out on physically, if it weren't for me having the morrals to not post her pictures on the internet without her consent. Damn she's cute.

I'm depressed.

 

[Lathentar]

I hear ya!

 

[NLB2]

1) You could've fucked her really easily.
2) She was probably really ugly.

 

[Socreges]

I bet she's really ugly.

 

[Mike Works]

10 bucks says she's ugly

 

[demon]

Fuck you all. I'd popst a picture that'd make you cream your pants. SHe actually is inredibly cute. She could be modeling now if it weren't for shes ugly.

 

[NLB2]

I love you guys! Socreges, Mike Works - group hug!

 

[Manabanana]

Same girl from before, right? I can't help but feel you're getting used.

Spoiler

By an ugly chick

 

[levious]

but are YOU cute? You never give us that info.

You just want laid.

 

[Fresh Prince]

I say go for it- you have plenty of time for the repurcussions later or move out of state.
demon get laid- stop bitchin.. please.

 

[demon]

it'ts not like i'm just waiting her relatinoship out or anyhthigl. she really is a good friend and I've opened up to her and shit in ways I' havent' to anyone ever, and we are pretty closed friends. She just also happens to be reallly shot. Maybe i'll post a picture for a tempoaray period of time just to prove to you all fuckers that I'm hot enough to make platonic friends with a cute chick....OH YA. [/sigh][

 

[Socreges]

You know what else is cute?

But I don't want to fuck it.

Well, a little. I mean... those adorable eyes.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I say go for it- you have plenty of time for the repurcussions later or move out of state.
demon get laid- stop bitchin.. please.

Agreed. Seriously, even if she was ugly you could've easily hit it and bragged about it, casually leaving out the ugliness or just saying she was "pretty cute". i'd almost take that back, having hit an ugly girl before, but sex is better than no sex. Usually.

And judging by the shot of himself that demon posted in the pictures thread, he's not ugly. i don't know where he is on the attractiveness scale, but his barrier to laid is not looks.

 

[demon]

Well fuck you all....

I love her has a friend, and we've become really close nad trusting. But when we're really buszzed and she leans over and says "ya know, if I were single we wudl have totally fucked by now"......I can't help but feel regretful of the way I've haneled things, even though I wouldn't trade our friendshipt for anything sexula and fleeting cuz I know I could probably get that elsewhere.

 

[Manabanana]

Nevermind, he didn't need it.

 

[NLB2]

even though I wouldn't trade our friendshipt for anything sexula

You bullshit very well for a drunk man.

 

[Fresh Prince]

She's got big lips.
What's the monster behind her?
Go for it.

 

[Socreges]

She's got nice eyes.

Honestly, I was just trying to harrass you into posting a picture. I thought you might crack.

having hit an ugly girl before

With an ugly stick? Are you behind it all?

 

[demon]

You bullshit very well for a drunk man.

if I had to make the decision like this, I wouldn't becuase I reallyl do value our friend shipt, but if it were in the moment I have nofucking clue what woudl happen.

 

[Ned Flanders]

yuo shoul d hogtie her wif woven panda hairr and takeh er to a fishy market so she kan eat codfish whyuhl you masterbate too Jimmy buffett cheeseburger in paridize before teh love yuo share turnz to dead leavess and endlez nighttrain bottles with hookers in an alleyway buttsexz ok!

 

[mattiewheels]

You're the virgin?

 

[demon]

yuo shoul d hogtie her wif woven panda hairr and takeh er to a fishy market so she kan eat codfish whyuhl you masterbate too Jimmy buffett cheeseburger in paridize before teh love yuo share turnz to dead leavess and endlez nighttrain bottles with hookers in an alleyway buttsexz ok!

what are you drunkor something?

 

[aoi tsuki]

You could do worse... trust me. What has your friendship with her gotten you, other than weekly blue balls? If i were a mod, i'd ban you until you emailed me that you hit it.

 

[MrAngryFace]

haha drunk people.

 

[Ecrofirt]

...

...

 

[Mike Works]

Honestly, I was just trying to harrass you into posting a picture. I thought you might crack.

I was actually going to post something else, but your reply popped up after I hit reply.

And I can see how you'd consider her hot, but she's not model hot. That girl could jaw duel with Leno.

 

[demon]

You're the virgin?

yeah and I'm 23 big fuckin whoop eh? yeah.........

 

[Ecrofirt]

 

[Wendo]

Hey Ecoflirt, can you repost the original pic?

 

[Ecrofirt]

sho'nuff

Spoiler

 

[aoi tsuki]

Hey Ecoflirt, can you repost the original pic?

Right click and and Save As, and you'll fit right in here.

Edit: She's really not ugly. Not model material, at least not for the common types of modelling, but she's not the cow the Ecrofirt's making her out to be.

 

[Socreges]

if it weren't for me having the morrals to not post her pictures on the internet without her consent.

Now you must ask yourself... was it worth it?

Edit: She's really not ugly. Not model material, at least not for the common types of modelling, but she's not the cow the Ecrofirt's making her out to be.

"a really cute girl"
"i'd post a picture showing how cute she is, showing what i'm missging out on physically"
"I'd popst a picture that'd make you cream your pants. SHe actually is inredibly cute. She could be modeling now if it weren't for shes ugly."
"Maybe i'll post a picture for a tempoaray period of time just to prove to you all fuckers that I'm hot enough to make platonic friends with a cute chick....OH YA."

:lol Dude had it coming.

Well, I guess he's drunk. Maybe we should cut him some slack. At least edit out the original picture.

 

[Vormund]

I'd hit it.

 

[Ned Flanders]

 

[aoi tsuki]

"a really cute girl"
"i'd post a picture showing how cute she is, showing what i'm missging out on physically"
"I'd popst a picture that'd make you cream your pants. SHe actually is inredibly cute. She could be modeling now if it weren't for shes ugly."
"Maybe i'll post a picture for a tempoaray period of time just to prove to you all fuckers that I'm hot enough to make platonic friends with a cute chick....OH YA."

:lol Dude had it coming.

Well, I guess he's drunk. Maybe we should cut him some slack. At least edit out the original picture.

Agreed, he did have it coming, but he's drunk and has feelings for this girl. Either one of the two is enough to gloss over any physical "imperfections" in her. And geez, not every woman someone posted has to be some glossy, made up cam slut. They can't all look like Folder's girlfriend.

THERE!! i SAID IT!!

Edit: i'm not suggesting that Folder's girlfriend is a glossy, made up cam slut.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Folders gf would need hip replacement surgery after I got done with her.

 

[Wendo]

Hey..what the? Where'd the pic go?

 

[Drozmight]

*Southern Accent*

This thread. Is an. OUTRAGE!

That girl is fine.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Folder's girlfriend is soooooo hot. Demon's girlspacefriend is soooooo not gonna sleep with him.

 

[ChrisReid]

Really, if you're ever drunk and think about posting on the internet, just rip out your keyboard and toss it into the street.

 

[Folder]

Folders gf would need hip replacement surgery after I got done with her.

:-O
She'd eat you for breakfast sunshine!
Also, that will be my wife in 20 days motherfucker.
;-)

Really, if you're ever drunk and think about posting on the internet, just rip out your keyboard and toss it into the street.

So true, so true...

 

[Ecrofirt]

want me to bring the video camera for your honeymoon?

 

[Naked Snake]

Hey this is the best drunk thread ever, honest.

Post a pic of yourself demon!

 

[Folder]

want me to bring the video camera for your honeymoon?

I was wondering how to ask you...
On an unrelated issue, a cot vomited on my foot when I woke up this morning - Surely an omen...

 

[Folder]

Hey this is the best drunk thread ever, honest.

Post a pic of yourself demon!

Or kick yourself in the face a few times. The choice is yours. Because clearly, any pic you post won’t be used in a cruel, if amusing PhotoShop ruse…
Oh, wait a minute…

 

[Wellington]

If she wanted play, she'd have fucked you last night.

Either she was giving you a big head or you fucked up royally somewhere along the line. Any girl saying something like that is just askin' for a stabbin'

 

[Boogie]

For my man demon:

 

[FortNinety]

Now this ladies and gentlemen is a drunk thread.

 

[sefskillz]

now if only demon would start drinking something better than rum!

 

[Manics]

Really, if you're ever drunk and think about posting on the internet, just rip out your keyboard and toss it into the street.

A more true statement I have never heard. I've been there. Drunk internet posting/chat just leads to no good.