You know you are getting older when

When this is your reaction to most things younger people do:
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I try to stay active and healthy so I don't suffer the random aches and pains that others seem to do much BUT… I simply cannot stay awake through a TV show of film anymore. Lights out within minutes every time. And I don't even go in feeling tired!
 
22•22 said:
Bonus: when the so called milfs on porhub look younger than yourself.
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They're milfs in the same way the girls who have to scoop their rosebudding intestines our of their underwear and stuff them back into their leaking anus as they waddle over to the sofa are 'anal first timers'.
 
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gaming_again said:
They're milfs in the same way the girls who have to scoop their rosebudding intestines our of their underwear and stuff them back into their leaking anus as they waddle over to the sofa are 'anal first timers'.
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I know. But I know you know what I was trying so say.

🤗

Also that was a gross ass (no pun intended) vivid description my dear sir lmao.
 
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You forget the names of your former coworkers just a few months after leaving the job.

"Mike, Steve and Tom send you their regards" Thanks, names I can't connect to faces.
 
Always feel this way when I see the vast majority of TikTok videos. Like got nothing against people having fun and enjoying the videos, I just don't really get most of it.

Also when I find myself googling some words younger people say at work. Damn.
 
You find a 55 year old woman at the gym attractive.

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I'll let her be my mommy anytime.. planted some seeds today.. Excuse the phrasing.

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When the prospect of going to bed and getting sleep is more exciting than staying up all night. I actually fantasize about planning out how I'm going to get a great night's rest. Like the success rate of some parties it doesn't always happen sadly.

When food becomes more enticing than sex. The kid walks in and you throw a napkin over your plate. Thinking of putting a mirror over the dinner table. Also realizing the effects of aging physically. My friend's wife said she wanted a mirror put up over their bed. She likes to watch herself laugh.
 
Isa said:
The kid walks in and you throw a napkin over your plate. Thinking of putting a mirror over the dinner table.
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The mirror as in like the sex/food thingy. Why the napkin though Isa? Like an blanket when kids walk in when .. you know

Lol ok great way of saying that
 
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22•22 said:
The mirror as in like the sex/food thingy. Why the napkin though Isa?
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Haha its a Rodney Dangerfield joke in his standup routine. He was going on about how you know when you're getting older, like when food starts to replace sex completely. He mentioned the mirrors and then if one of his children walked in on him and his wife eating they'd quickly try to hide what they were doing.
 
Isa said:
Haha its a Rodney Dangerfield joke in his standup routine. He was going on about how you know when you're getting older, like when food starts to replace sex completely. He mentioned the mirrors and then if one of his children walked in on him and his wife eating they'd quickly try to hide what they were doing.
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Omg that's great haha

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That's him right 😁

Edit Nice..suits the context as well Haha
 
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Isa said:
Yep! Looks like that movie is The Ladybugs iirc but I could be wrong.


The sound is off but a funny little show to listen to if interested.
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Thanks I'm dying.

"He was a quite man"

Thanks again I needed this Isa.

This set is amazing.

Isa Isa listened to the whole set. Brilliant <3
 
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Isa said:
Nice to see you enjoyed it! I tend to put it on after a rough day at work lol. Rodney had great delivery.
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He's quick af.

Not only his routine. That's a given. But the snappy reaction vs crowd interaction.

Damn
 
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I spent the better part of my life going to bed at 1-2AM.

Over the past year or so, me and the missus sleep approx 9.30-10pm. This is primarily because our son goes to bed early, and therefore wakes up early. If we sleep late, we're absolutely smashed for the next day.

In my world, going to bed at 11pm used to be considered super early. Now I consider 10.30pm to be late.
 
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Taking a piss became more complicated than it used to. I miss those simpler times.
 
OZ9000 said:
You could try taking saw palmetto. Or get your prostate checked.
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I did get mine checked and apparently there's nothing wrong with it. Also no problem with getting the soldier to wake up which I guess is related to prostate too. Maybe I should get it checked by a different doctor.

Worst of all, I'm just 31. :goog_relieved:

Btw, heard about the palmetto thing. Does it work?
 
TintoConCasera said:
I did get mine checked and apparently there's nothing wrong with it. Also no problem with getting the soldier to wake up which I guess is related to prostate too. Maybe I should get it checked by a different doctor.

Worst of all, I'm just 31. :goog_relieved:

Btw, heard about the palmetto thing. Does it work?
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It may help shrink your prostate and relieve some of the urinary symptoms you have. It doesn't work immediately - I'd recommend daily use for at least 3 months. However 31 is an awfully young age to get urinary symptoms. This is usually a problem when you hit your late 50s!
 
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OZ9000 said:
It may help shrink your prostate and relieve some of the urinary symptoms you have. It doesn't work immediately - I'd recommend daily use for at least 3 months. However 31 is an awfully young age to get urinary symptoms. This is usually a problem when you hit your late 50s!
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I'll check it out then, thanks bro.

I've been working at IT for about 10 years now, heard it's quite common to have those kind of issues among IT dudes. But yeah, it's awful. :messenger_grinning_sweat:

Think I should probably start doing some excercise. I'm not fat but I bet sitting on my ass all day isn't helping either.
 
TintoConCasera said:
I'll check it out then, thanks bro.

I've been working at IT for about 10 years now, heard it's quite common to have those kind of issues among IT dudes. But yeah, it's awful. :messenger_grinning_sweat:

Think I should probably start doing some excercise. I'm not fat but I bet sitting on my ass all day isn't helping either.
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Always worth doing.

Smoking, obesity, and increased saturated fat intake are all risk factors.
 
Here is one - when you can't be bothered to play a game which takes more than 10 hours to complete.

Who has time to play these long ass open world video games? I really miss linear games. I also think they were much more fun.
 
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When you read an interview and the asterisks provide of the explanations to readers, about what they are the VHSes or the Nintendo Game Boy...
 
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