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[Compsiox]

My idea:

A group of people go visit a country and do everything they can to get banned from entering that country ever again. Things they do may include destroying or defacing national monuments or historic sites, harassing the shit out of people and constantly getting into violent fights. The last person to not be banned does not win 15,000 dollars.

What are your ideas?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I had a bunch of horrible ideas that should never make it to public but nextflix beat me to it.

 

[brap]

Women of my choosing sitting my face

 

[#Phonepunk#]

all the usual tv shows but everyone is wearing a COVID mask so you don't see their mouth

 

[jufonuk]

Just someone screaming nonstop. For a fifteen minute duration

 

[Compsiox]

Just someone screaming nonstop. For a fifteen minute duration

with 5 commercial breaks

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

Amateur Dentist.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Just someone screaming nonstop. For a fifteen minute duration

3 years have already passed you by

 

[DJR]

 

[Kev Kev]

literal dick measuring contest

 

[Compsiox]

literal dick measuring contest

People work with a coach to extend the length of their dick

 

[Arkam]

Eco Racer- Show where contestants will have to travel a certain distance in a certain amount of time. Contestant picks the vehicle so you get a mild "Cannon ball run" or whacky races feel.. Goals is to: 1. Make it to the destination 2. Use as little fuel as possible 3. Use as little time as possible. Maybe even throw in a "Stig" who is the eco driving champion. And you get bonus point for beating their score.

 

[DESTROYA]

Who can take the biggest dump, you have 48hrs to eat whatever you want , solids only no watery diarrhea or auto disqualification. All dumps must be taken live in front of a studio audience.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Eco Racer- Show where contestants will have to travel a certain distance in a certain amount of time. Contestant picks the vehicle so you get a mild "Cannon ball run" or whacky races feel.. Goals is to: 1. Make it to the destination 2. Use as little fuel as possible 3. Use as little time as possible. Maybe even throw in a "Stig" who is the eco driving champion. And you get bonus point for beating their score.

That's an episode of Top Gear.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Fat people in bikinis playing volleyball.

The losing team have to lick the sweat out of the winning teams' fat folds

 

[Arkam]

That's an episode of Top Gear.

lol was it really? I wonder if I have actually seen it and forgotten. But it does sound just like a TG challenge.

But its ok. Dont say no just yet, I have another.

Accountable - The life and adventures of a CPA. This guy may seem like a boring guy in a boring go no where job. However under the surface, he is force for good who changes the lives of those who need it the most. He does this via his job. When people come in or when reviewing their financial records he uncovers a crime or wrong doing. He then investigates it and as luck would have it uncover a truly nefarious scheme. The accountant guy will then play there hero (in his capacity) and right the wrong. Kinda like a "Quantum Leap" type thing. Then of course each show would end with "well just about all that was a dream. I met the person/read the file and speculated and day dreamed the rest. I mean cuz how do I know what was really going on. I cant invade their privacy and sure as heck not gonna risk my neck and... Career.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

lol was it really? I wonder if I have actually seen it and forgotten. But it does sound just like a TG challenge.

But its ok. Dont say no just yet, I have another.

Accountable - The life and adventures of a CPA. This guy may seem like a boring guy in a boring go no where job. However under the surface, he is force for good who changes the lives of those who need it the most. He does this via his job. When people come in or when reviewing their financial records he uncovers a crime or wrong doing. He then investigates it and as luck would have it uncover a truly nefarious scheme. The accountant guy will then play there hero (in his capacity) and right the wrong. Kinda like a "Quantum Leap" type thing. Then of course each show would end with "well just about all that was a dream. I met the person/read the file and speculated and day dreamed the rest. I mean cuz how do I know what was really going on. I cant invade their privacy and sure as heck not gonna risk my neck and... Career.

Yeah it was. Iirc correctly Clarkson got a huge engined merc and just said "fuck it" to the challenge and capt slow drove at 5 miles an hour and got lost

 

[Compsiox]

Fat people in bikinis playing volleyball.

The losing team have to lick the sweat out of the winning teams' fat folds