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[Litigation Manuel]

What sort of catchphrases do you all use? They can be from the forums or elsewhere. I have been known to use:

"Pretty much, yeah"

"I challenge you to (a bout of) fisticuffs! Hurmpf!"

"Indeed!"

"I'm gonna pee on your car!"

"Take brick, bathtub! Help conserve water!"

 

[Escape Goat]

I love you...in the butt! (Marcy X quote)

 

[Tamanon]

"That was my nickname in high school"

"C'est la vie"

"Get in the f**kin' game!"

 

[MrPing1000]

"I hope you die in a car crash" I say that to my friends

 

[gofreak]

I say "This is true." a lot. I don't know if that's a catchphrase.

One of my friends exlaims "Friends Forever!" any time one of us does something vaguely mean or unkind to him.

 

[JackFrost2012]

I love you...in the butt! (Marcy X quote)

How in the hell did you beat me to that?

Uh...

"In your face from outer space."
"Jesus, Joseph and Mary in Tinseltown!"
"Oh, for crying in a bucket."

 

[impirius]

"Did I do that? *snort*"
"You are the missing link, goodbye!"
"Is that your final answer?"
"Excuse me, princess!"



...why won't anyone talk to me

 

[DCX]

" tru dat"
" know what i'm saying?"
" ya hurd"
" dude"
" reallllyyy??, interesting "
" poor bastards "
" OWNED " ( i actually use this )

DCX

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i like to go up to crowds of people and shout "Word to all your respective mothers!"

 

[Guzim]

Word life.

 

[Matlock]

"Ahoy"
"I believe this news."

I use the second one sparingly, but people seem to love it.

 

[Triumph]

My classic is "[insert name of friend or acquaintance here] sucks it!"

A recent favorite is "You're RISKING A PATIENT'S LIFE!!!"

 

[sefskillz]

"my brother from another mother"
"h 2 ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah"
"fuck you"
oh and a running one with a circle of friends is "i agree with this post" along with "o m f g you guys" in our best 14 year old live journal poster voice impression

 

[belgurdo]

In before bananas

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

"exactly"

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

"for real?"

"i dont know"

"i know right...."

"what the fuck?"

"damn/man, thats bullshit!"

"OWNED!/Owned Son!" or "Ownage.."

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"that bitch is crazy" or "that/these/those mother fucker/s are/is Crazy" <----i say that entirely too much

 

[Triumph]

Crap, I forgot my best one. Used whenever a guy friend is bitching about women:

"They're all the same, man. One bitch with many faces."

 

[yoshifumi]

"dear grant, suck my balls"

 

[Fixed2BeBroken]

Crap, I forgot my best one. Used whenever a guy friend is bitching about women:

"They're all the same, man. One bitch with many faces."

 

[MrAngryFace]

I answer the phone with 'whats up' a lot and it seems to bother the hell out of people.

others include

"This is why we cant have nice things"

and

"Christmas is RUINED"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

you people using GAF phrases in your everyday lives should be ashamed. What happens in the GAF stays in the GAF dammit!

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

"ha, ha Jokes!!"
"Look at this Mother******"
"Jesus..."
"Quite Frankly..."
"Monkeys!!!!" <---don't ask.
"Girl let me touch you" <--Damn you GAF/Kool Keith

 

[Memles]

When talking in class, I say "Basically", "Essentially" a lot...and I used to say "In Theory" a lot to people as an answer to a question.

"Hey, do we have to do question 10?"
"In theory!"

I'm curious as to why I was not punched for it, in retrospect.

 

[aoi tsuki]

"Whatever blows your hair back"

"Girl let me touch you" <--Damn you GAF/Kool Keith

i used this once. Never again.

 

[Manabanana]

:lol :lol I once used a variation of "GIRL LET ME TOUCH YOU" when my friend and I were playing a LAN game of Starcraft (he visits the forum, too). I had a crazy archon army and some battlecruisers came along. I sent my archons after them and said "BATTLECRUISERS LET ME TOUCH YOU."

 

[Drinky Crow]

"well, fuck me loose and juicy"

"DAS IST VERBOTEN!!!!!!"

"shut yer fuckhole"

"fuckshitcuntpissdamnwhorefuck" (said rhythmically)

"sometimes ya gotta hurt to heal"

"AH KIN SMELL YER FUCK" (hillbilly voice; not popular with the ladies)

I frequently address coworkers as "sport" or "chief" just to aggravate 'em a little. "Whassup, sport? Hey, you just keep on keepin' on there chief."

 

[sefskillz]

I frequently address coworkers as "sport" or "chief" just to aggravate 'em a little. "Whassup, sport? Hey, you just keep on keepin' on there chief."

i'm a fan of this too, instead of 'sport' i use 'boss' though.

"it's all good, boss"

 

[Flizzzipper]

"that was boss, straight up gangsta!"
"great caesars ghost" -- I'm keeping it alive!
"You're killin me smalls"
I call a group of people "Kool and the Gang" too much.

I forgot my most frequent, whenever I greet a friend I say "sup holmes?"

 

[miyuru]

"It's on like Donkey Kong!"

I used to say "take it easy" a lot, but I don't so much anymore.

 

[ManDudeChild]

"eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

... for some reason, there's always a jukebox near when I say this.

 

[Fresh Prince]

-'I'll take the one in the stupid hat': based on actual events my friends will never let me live it down.
-'All good/gravy'
-'As long as you get above the average'- when in school a lot

 

[Property of Jumpship]

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Obey the fist!

You're fooling yourself. (In a heavy british accent)

 

[Kon Tiki]

I call people 'holmes' in real life. And I am white.

 

[Jim Bowie]

"Well, if life gives you lemons, you should fucking kill yourself."

*something odd/unexplainable happens*
"...Science!"

 

[mattx5]

"Hey hey hey"

 

[Cloudy]

I say "OWNED" a lot IRL -_-

 

[Manabanana]

"Well, if life gives you lemons, you should fucking kill yourself."

*something odd/unexplainable happens*
"...Science!"

What about "AT LEAST THE GAYS CAN'T MARRY,"?

 

[shuri]

"Hello Ladies"
"Owned!!"
"OHOH AM I RIGHT!?" * ultra annoying tone *
".. or am I?"
".. or maybe not?"

 

[Lonestar]

"What the fuck"
"Fuck that"
"Owned Motherfuckers"
"hi"
"OY"
"that guy is a fucking idiot"
"shit"
"I hate work"
"Blue, YOUR MY BOY!"

 

[Son of Godzilla]

"Bite me"

 

[Outlaw]

"You Bastards!"

"Skrew you guys....I'm going home"

" "Brisket" or "Biscuit" Eater "


"Ummm......................NO!"

 

[RevenantKioku]

*friend is blabbing on, and I need to interrupt*
"Fuck you for a second"

 

[Manabanana]

*friend is blabbing on, and I need to interrupt*
"Fuck you for a second"

:lol Mind if I try that one out?

 

[RevenantKioku]

:lol Mind if I try that one out?

Coming here and sharing my wisdom risked people would do that without asking, no?

I really love it though.

 

[Chipopo]

If someone asks me what I'm up to I usually respond "Oh, just beatin' the meat"

 

[Minotauro]

"I want to punch you."

"Jimmy crack corn...(and I don't care)"

 

[Drinky Crow]

Ooh, I forgot

"why do you hate america"
"if you don't do this, the communists/terrorists have already won"

 

[iapetus]

"Monkeys!!!!" <---don't ask.

It's quite a common one round here, as well. Though it normally goes:

"Monkeys!!!!"
"In balls!!!!"
"With guns!!!!"
"In SPACE!!!!"
"How cool is that?"

 

[The Faceless Master]

"yah mon, wha aapen?" - common greeting

"yuh dun know!"
"bomboclot!"
"rasclot!"
"dick"

"two points" (or the V hand signal) - it's in relation to someone doing or saying something dumb or clumsy.. think og the points like points against your driver's license... on occasion, someone may even get three points for something particularly crazy

and lately, my friends and i have been using "bay-bee" alot (like how vybz kartel says it)

 

[Trevelyon]

This is the only one I can think of atm & is usually reserved for Halo 2 or CoD.

'HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN'