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[Luscious LeftFoot]

"bomboclot!"

I remember saying that to my sister when I was a kid, oh man, did my grandmother nearly beat my ass...

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Dare I ask, what does "bomboclot" mean?

Also, I forgot a few:
"Hey, you got something on your face (wait 2 seconds): UGLY!"

Whenever I call someone or receive a call on my cell phone I often say, "Thank you for calling the stupid corporation! You have been found to have *snicker* high amounts of what we want, you're hired! *snicker*" It's either corporation or society or something of those sorts.

And finally: "I just took a shit in your mailbox!" -I stole it from some friends a while ago, but it's so great.

I've also adopted calling certain people "sport" and "chief" based on this thread. It's a great idea.

 

[SlickWilly223]

Shazbot!

 

[Master Z]

"what's good?"
"what's hood?"
"what's poppin?"
"what chu sayin?"

Whenever I'm excited about something every sentence ends with "baby". Like "Let's do this, baby!"

"o-kay"
"cool"
"good lookin out"
"hold it down"

And whenever I'm in a playful or comedic mood I speak snooponics. Fa shizzle.

 

[J2 Cool]

"I'll slap you in the face!" (usually just say it for the smallest things jokingly and mostly with my sister)

"oh, you poor baby" in an Arnold voice, from Jingle all the way. Just whenever anyone whines it comes up from time to time

jokingly demean others by calling em "little buddy". "Uh.. you.. you doing ok benching this here little buddy? You doing ok?"

"Don't gimme shit" in an italian voice real quick.

"you know.. a flute without holes isn't a flute at all." whenever someone tells me their problems.

"let me buy ya a pack a gum, I'll show you how to chew it"

But yeah, it changes pretty often. Usually without me meaning to either. Subconciously find a spot something fits. Like my mom asking me to do more shit around the house and I pretend to make it heated. I was like "You know, I always do for you. I do things. I do, do, do.. What do you do for me, huh? What do you ever do for Pauly??".

 

[cvxfreak]

"Ah"

"Ah, I see."

"Yeah."

"Hmm."

 

[Loki]

Like my mom asking me to do more shit around the house and I pretend to make it heated. I was like "You know, I always do for you. I do things. I do, do, do.. What do you do for me, huh? What do you ever do for Pauly??".

:lol

"No Pauly, you got heart-- you're just a lazy, no-good bum"

 

[Freestyler]

Cool
Sweet
Are you cereal?!
No way jo-zay
Fuck me! (like 'oh my god!')

 

[Leon]

"my brother from another mother"

Where did you get that one from?


For me, it's usually all about expressions that make it known that I just don't give a shit what the other person is saying. And I found that the ultimate, most effective discussion-destroyer is to look in the other person's eyes, and with the least possible amount of energy you can muster, sarcastically say "Tell me more."

That will guarantee awkward silences, unneeded tensions, flinging of insults, and vexed egos.

 

[GG-Duo]

I'm trying to cut down on swearing, but I can't stop saying "that's fucking retarded".

The world is just too absurd to not use that phrase.

 

[JackFrost2012]

stolen from Achewood:
"what we need more of is science"

 

[Jim Bowie]

My roommate also has a tendency to play Journey, AC/DC, Metallica, and similiar bands, so I have this thing where I put up a sign that says, "Tolerating." He usually laughs and calls me a dick.

 

[J2 Cool]

Are you cereal?!

holy shit, where did you get this from!? I don't say that too much but it's been in my vocabulary since like 4th grade. The hottest but stupidest girl in the grade used that unintentionally. We wouldn't believe something she was telling us and she's like "oh my gosh, you guys! Come on, I'm cereal!". Then 5 minutes of laughter and asking each other "are you cereal?" insued

 

[Saki]

Are you cereal?!

Oh my god!
I know someone who says it!
But he's genuinely confused, it's not for laughs! :lol

 

[Rlan]

"Cham-Paggen"
"PIMP-Mobile"

 

[fart]

"Hey, wha' happened!"

We had a lot of fun with that one, and another one, "I got a weal wed wagon!" and uh, "I can't do my work!"

I believe I was also the first person to use the phrase "I don't think so!"

 

[JackFrost2012]

"Hey, wha' happened!"

We had a lot of fun with that one, and another one, "I got a weal wed wagon!" and uh, "I can't do my work!"

I believe I was also the first person to use the phrase "I don't think so!"

Wow, A Mighty Wind fan much?

 

[fart]

why yes, it is quite windy here. thank you for your concern, internet friend.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Greeting: "Hola, slapdick" (Alternate: "Hey there cochese.")

On Philosophy: "Steer into the skid."

Advice: "Get fucked."

Affirmation: "Give the man a prize!" *

Frustration: "Son of a monkey fucking whore.." (the most natural of all my phrases, for some reason)

On Benevolence: "How about a COCK SANDWICH?" (Optional: "Got a bun?")

Stimulation: "I'm firming up."


All that spring to mind at the moment.

I have a coworker who constantly refers to people as "muffin" but in a dripping-with-sarcasm kind of tone. Not my bag, but it does him wonders. He also has been known to scream "Suck -my -back!" on occassion, depending on how quickly his prescriptions are filled.

* A la Chrisitan Slater, "True Romance"

 

[carbonbased]

Shazbot!

Ah, that's my catchphrase. Die.

Others I use far too often:

"Son of a whore!"
"Hey [insert name], I heard you were [gay/lame/retarded/etc.]."
"You BASTARD!"
"Exactly."
"Interesting."
"Owned!"
Both "GG" and "That's the double-gs" (for "good game") get used a ton by me and my friends.

If anyone's ever seen the "how do i shot web" Spiderman jpeg (I believe it originated on SA), then you have an idea of how I like to annoyingly phrase questions. "How do I drove car?" "How do I sucked at Halo?" etc. I'm going to get punched some day. :lol

 

[Rocket Punch]

neato burrito
insanus in the membranus
banana slamma
w3rd (with a number 3)
true dat
shweeeeet
souuuuuur
total rapeage
i got it! - with a mario voice

 

[The Bookerman]

TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN!

 

[Hooker]

Fucking Hell
Owned
Noob
Porno
Kut (dutch version of cunt, said in a machine-gun way when something bad happens -> kutkutkutkutkutkutkutkut... KUT!)
Pik (dutch version of dick)
Doos (dutch version of "box" -- can also be used as the female genitalia or for a really stupid girl. Has a bigger impact when used on guys)

Pendew (papiamentu for "pendejo")
Patin (papiamentu for dick)
Tonto di bo mama (papiamentu for "cunt of your mother" -- doesn't translate well)
(Den) Koño (di bo mama) Kinda same as the above but it also implies that your mothers lower regions are the gates of hell. This is the worst thing you can say but doesn't translate well at all, into any language for that matter

 

[XS+]

"Fuck me with a fork" (whenever something bad happens to me)
"Jesus shit christ" (when I'm frustrated)
"Sister Mary Francis" (when I'm frustrated)
"Murphy's Law is kicking me in my ass" (when I'm having a string of bad luck)
"I/you just got shitted on" (when I or someone else loses big in a 2-player comp video game)

 

[TheGreenGiant]

are you going to eat that?

 

[Templar Wizard]

'Hey Hey Hey'

'Chillax'

'Lets Cook, Langs' / 'Lets bust a move'

'Kid Kid Kid'

'Fuck. You'

 

[Guzim]

TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN!

"Woo!"

 

[hooded pitohui]

"sup eh"
"word money"
"buh?"
"i got nothin'"
"UH OH BABY LUIGI TIME" (this has generally come to replace "oh snap" for me)
similarly, "LUIGI TIME" is popular when playing mario tennis, usually followed closely by "BITCH I SAID IT'S LUIGI TIME" after a point.

 

[duderon]

"Jesus Fucking Christ"
"Goddamnit"
"yeah"

 

[White Man]

"Aces"
"Fuckin' tits"
"Crass." or "How crass."
I also use the words "quite" and "presumptuous" as often as possible.