Your favorite awful lyrics

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It's got to be Scooter for me. For example:

3 AM!
The painted cow !
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!
You ain't stoppin' us now !
(Wonderful human beings) (HEY!)
Yeah ! I am the Junglist souljah.
Come On!
The rocket launcher stopped ya! (HEY!)
It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
It must be Dave who's on the train...
Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha!
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah! I
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There's more where that came from.
 
Thing on a Spring said:
It's got to be Scooter for me. For example:



There's more where that came from.
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Didn't know Scooter were known outside of Germany.
 
So there was this Dj who was like kicking off
I don’t know what he was doing
But it was sick man
Like, he was like
Hands in the air
You know what I’m saying dog
Like cats and dogs
It was raining
It wasn’t raining
We were raving
And I don’t know whether he was really saying it
All he kept saying was…
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat
Eat
Sleep
Rave
Repeat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIcW36J-h7Q radio edit so funny
 
Not necessarily downright awful, but oftentimes power metal lyrics don't make any goddamn sense (but sound cool anyway).

Soldiers of the Wasteland comes to mind:
Crossing battles savage seas towards the mountains high
Forest plains of wilderness we're striking out tonight
On towards our destiny we travel far and wide
Journey through the darkness as your hearts refuse to die
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She feels that my sentimental side should be held with kid's gloves
She doesn't know that I left my urge in the icebox


Leif Erikson by Interpol
 
You must obey the dance commander, givin' out the order for fun
You must obey the dance commander, you know that he's the only one
Who gives the orders here, alright, who gives the orders here, alright

It would be awesome if we could dance-a
It would be awesome, yeah, let's take the chance-a
It would be awesome, yeah, let's start the show
Because you never know, you never know, you never know until you go
Alright, alright, who gives the orders here, who gives the orders here

The lines are drawn, the orders are in
The dance commander's ready to sin
Radio message from HQ
Dance commander, we love you
Let's get this party started right, y'all
Let's get this party started right

I went to the store to get more fire to start the war
Everybody in this club is whack
I feel like I'm headed straight for a heart attack
Girls are pretty, girls are nice
Take your chances, roll the dice, ah
Take your chances

It would be awesome if we could dance-a
It would be awesome, yeah, let's take the chance-a
It would be awesome, yeah, let's start the show
Because you never know, you never know, you never know until you go

I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever

I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever, I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever, ooh, baby, alright, alright

You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
You must obey the dance commander
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
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I wanted to just use a bit of it, but it loses a bit in context.
 
Fey said:
I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can eff off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf?

I scream evry time
fake edit: this whole song just has ridiculous lyrics

The live version just takes it to the lext level:

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can fuck off
Just go to Texas
AND YOU CAN SUCK GEORGE BUSH'S DICK
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Madonna singing about New York? What kind of Gaga homage

/joke
 
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Didn't know Scooter were known outside of Germany.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately, yes. They were relatively huge in the UK in the mid nineties. H.P Baxter's lyrics are quite something. They're so turrrble that I can't even hate them.
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So I called up to the captain, "Please bring me more wine."
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here... since nineteen-sixty-nine"
 
You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard candy
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best?
You said there's
Tons of fish in the water
So the waters I will test​

--Katy Perry, "Thinking of You"

My kid watches her videos over and over. I lose brain cells every time the "hard candy" line goes by. Ug.
 
Bumping this old-ass thread, cause I listened to Kanye's Runaway and have been laughing for days about

She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that shit

The delivery makes it even worse/better.

(Yeah I know, it's an old song,)
 
Anything by Electric Six, but stupid lyrics are actually Dick Valentine's thing, I love their lyrics;

"In the event
Of a water landing
You can use my body,
As a floatation device!"

"She tells me she's a liar,
But I don't believe her"
 
I know, Nickelback, but still. New low even for them.

Funky little monkey she's a wicked trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Coca Cola rollercoaster
Lost her even though I'm not supposed tuh (to)

Fuck Chad Kroeger.
 
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