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[ckohler]

Epic:
The Official Super Smash Bros. Brawl Game of the Forever Broken Online Thread

Funny:
OnkelC...in dog form???

My contribution:
A NeoGAF iPhone Web App

 

[Uncle]

Winnar :lol

Spoiler

can someone send me the screen cap plz?

Acutally the whole post was still there:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/xeokys/Clipboard01-1.png

 

[Karakand]

I liked that one about a dad that hit a kid in the head with a metal pipe who made the horrible mistake of accepting an invitation into his house made by his daughter to sex her up. It really separated the patriarchal fucks and property > life whackjobs from the rest of GAF's shared lunacy.

 

[CurseoftheGods]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=237468

I got banned for two months, but I deserved it. Don't think I've been banned since.

 

[fallengorn]

Finding out a member of Gaf was the co-star of one of my favorite porn vids:
Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn

I'd pick this. Those NintendosBooger threads of massive backfires.

Dark Knight beats his mum to the box office just because of the awful TDK jokes.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[JayDubya]

I liked that one about a dad that hit a kid in the head with a metal pipe who made the horrible mistake of accepting an invitation into his house made by his daughter to sex her up. It really separated the patriarchal fucks and property > life whackjobs from the rest of GAF's shared lunacy.

I'm still right, by the way. Neener, neener.

 

[toxicgonzo]

I laughed pretty hard at that (in response to that messed up story)

 

[shintoki]

Any thread that mentions the Escaped Orangutan Thread. God I love that one:lol

If that isn't a good enough response. The Avatar Quoting thread

 

[Oozer3993]

I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.

Epic lols were had.

 

[Karakand]

I'm still right, by the way. Neener, neener.

No one will know after you die from not wearing your seatbelt.

 

[BRUTAL KONG]

This one is great. Be sure to click on the link in the third post.

I see what you did there.

 

[Ventrue]

I liked that one about a dad that hit a kid in the head with a metal pipe who made the horrible mistake of accepting an invitation into his house made by his daughter to sex her up. It really separated the patriarchal fucks and property > life whackjobs from the rest of GAF's shared lunacy.

That one really helped bulk out the ignore list.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=237468

I got banned for two months, but I deserved it. Don't think I've been banned since.

I remember this. :lol

 

[Metroidvania]

Holy shit, GAF.

Thank you for this thread.

I would suggest either the NAG forums or Hannah was my girlfriend, but both have been nominated already.

 

[mariofan361]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=312287&highlight=urinal

Paint>Photoshop, if only for this one thread.

 

[Ventrue]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=312287&highlight=urinal

Paint>Photoshop, if only for this one thread.

I read that one before the awesome started. I'm glad I didn't miss it. :lol

 

[jakncoke]

Another great thread was the fake trivia thread started by MikeB we were :lol hardcore at the people actually trying to figure out the fake trivia

 

[Uncle]

Another great thread was the fake trivia thread started by MikeB we were :lol hardcore at the people actually trying to figure out the fake trivia

Mike Works. MikeB is a different type of nut.

But the Mike Works presents: Let's do something every day aka Let's not mess with other threads ever again was pretty great while it lasted.

 

[JDSN]

Beyblade (anime where they cursed and had blood and partial nudity, mofos!) is back!

 

[zoku88]

No one will know after you die from not wearing your seatbelt.

Wow :lol :lol

 

[tri_willy]

obviously not this one!

Girl that doesn't shut her mouth
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=296044

Flying penis disrupts Kasparov speech
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=297846

...up in this bitch
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=320900

 

[Ford Prefect]

...up in this bitch
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=320900

Good thread. Introduced me to those amazing yellow comics.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

The Bush shoe thread was pretty masterful.

 

[pakkit]

Gaming: Limbo of the Lost

OT: That peeing one earlier literally had me laughing so hard it hurt.

Where's the creepy girl smiling thread?

 

[Rewrite]

Good thread. Introduced me to those amazing yellow comics.

Liar.

 

[Fersis]

I would pick:
-The narwal thread (Even if it is just a repost from IGN boards)
-The christmas (No 56k) thread
-Limbo of the Lost

 

[hellclerk]

the anal sex thread

there is no equal

 

[Viewt]

Man, between this and the Meme of the Year thread, it's like going through GAF's Greatest Hits 2008. Sheer awesome.

EDIT: Oh, and although it definitely pales in comparison to most of what's been posted so far, there was my Penny-Arcade thread where like 26 people got banned.

 

[Rewrite]

Man, between this and the Meme of the Year thread, it's like going through GAF's Greatest Hits 2008. Sheer awesome.

We have had so many awesome threads this year. It's just kind of hard to pick one. There's so many gems.

 

[Bildocube]

one of the threads of the year imo:

*NWS*: This girl was raped with her head stuck in the fence.

 

[Costanza]

This one, easily.

Agreed.

Without a fucking doubt.

Hail Costanza!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=295626&

Aww, thanks guys

That thread is really long and I never got into it, is there any chance of a 'highlights reel?' Ie a link to this hilarious banana post?

Sorry for the double post.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11410058&postcount=934

Basically I was joking around that I'd ask this virgin girl to break her hymen with a banana so there wouldn't be a bloody mess when we had sex. Everybody thought I was serious even when I said it was a joke. :lol

 

[AdmiralA]

this one: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=261701&highlight="lunchtime+banter"

 

[Keylime]

Reading through all of these old threads yields a ton of people with the tag of "Banned" :lol

 

[Gamecocks625]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249713&highlight=chicks+douchebags

isnt every chick with a douchebag though?

Absolutely hilarious and pathetic at the same time

The dude that has the never-changing hardcore face :lol

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Beyblade (anime where they cursed and had blood and partial nudity, mofos!) is back!

Every time I read through this thread I can't stop laughing :lol :lol

the blades are mostly metal and more dangerous than ever.

im telling you , its no kids game. wii was intended for kids and all you gaf fruits just love the wii.

yous have no idea how big it is in japan. and remember fruits, japan is where alot of video game consoles/ideas come from.

beyblade is and was an anime, an official one, and in jap they cursed and had blood and partial nudity.

:lol

Free brandonk!

 

[KibblesBits]

Was this one posted?

I accidentally a fleshlight

:lol :lol

 

[Rewrite]

Every time I read through this thread I can't stop laughing :lol :lol
Free brandonk!

OMFG. :lol I had forgotten about that thread.

KibblesBits, yes, it was posted already I believe. Still, don't bring that meme back to life. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[octopusman]

The new 007 game is great!

YES

 

[Barrage]

I nominate this thread.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328440&highlight=Scarecrow

Guy asks an innocent question about scarecrows. GAF was still in Dark Knight mode. I think you know what happened.

Also home to one of the very few GAF-only memes (although it was shortlived).

 

[Hootie]

Rocky Marathon on AMC right now

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

User of the year: MaximumFeet

what is your gamestoop guy like?

Do you thick about games all day?

Legend of Zzzelda

Achevement Unlocked Sound Consperacy.

 

[Ventrue]

Does anyone remember that one with the army guy getting photoshops done for a prank? Was there ever follow up on that? I've searched but found no trace of it, a link would be appreciated.

Basically the prank was to photoshop one soldier into all the photos of another (eg kissing his wife, hanging out with his kids) while he was on leave and switching them with the originals before he got back. It had the original of this (from another thread):