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[Meowzers]

Always had a thing for Queen Latifah. A bigger girl, but she's got a great face and smile. Would go down on her in a heartbeat (too bad she's gay, so that dream shall never happen).

She's pretty hot tbh. Always liked her. She's yummy.

 

[teezzy]

I had to think about it for a second, but I'm gonna go with Kristen Schaal. Super cute and nerdy imho. She's a bad bitch too.

Definitely a unique hot, but hot nonetheless.

Like you know this chick gets down, dude, and she'd let you do all the freaky shit too. Plus she's hilarious which always drives me wild.

 

[Meowzers]

I had to think about it for a second, but I'm gonna go with Kristen Schaal. Super cute and nerdy imho. She's a bad bitch too.

Definitely a unique hot, but hot nonetheless.

Like you know this chick gets down, dude, and she'd let you do all the freaky shit too. Plus she's hilarious which always drives me wild.

Pretty hot.

 

[Goro Majima]

Hillary Clinton is kinda super weird. I don’t think she was ever attractive.

If we’re talking politicians then Gretchen Whitmer kinda does it for me.

 

[MetalAlien]

I know we are suppose to pick real people but I don't have any picks.

I've always wanted to hang with Roy Batty.

And these two...

and this guy

For a girl I pick Annalee Call.

Guess I want to hang out with Androids and Ghostbusters.

 

[12Goblins]

 

[Coolwhhip]

Hillary Clinton is kinda super weird. I don’t think she was ever attractive.

If we’re talking politicians then Gretchen Whitmer kinda does it for me.

 

[12Goblins]

Ya there are some clips of young HRC where she is super cute :3

Spoiler

 

[teezzy]

I'm legit kinda freaked out by just how much young Hillary Clinton looks like my last ex

 

[MetalAlien]

Wouldn't mind hitting a buffet with a few of you guys... a few.

 

[Ailynn]

Guys usually don't understand it, but I'm not alone in my attraction for Chris O'Dowd. He's hilarious and adorable.

For my weirdest attraction I've ever had, though...I really cannot explain it.


Kevin Peter Hall as the...

(Just please keep the helmet on, sir)

 

[Meowzers]

Guys usually don't understand it, but I'm not alone in my attraction for Chris O'Dowd. He's hilarious and adorable.

For my weirdest crush I've ever had, though...I really cannot explain it.

(Just please keep the mask on)

If you can't afford a Chris O' Dowd then you may be eligible for a David O' Doherty.

 

[Goro Majima]

 

[teezzy]

(Just please keep the mask on)

Just imagine what that mouth could do though. Ay caramba.

 

[Blade2.0]

NAMES! people, FFS!

 

[Tesseract]

NAMES! people, FFS!

they are in her black book

 

[Blade2.0]

they are in her black book

Ah, that's her younger, huh? Felt familiar but couldn't put face to name.

 

[nkarafo]

I saw some old photos of my mom finishing high school.

She was hot.

 

[Kadayi]

Does weird crush implies that the crush has to be weird? i don't know if it qualifies but i find Aubrey Plaza to be extremely hot, specially because of her awkward humor.

She is pretty hot in her own demented way.

I've always kind of dug women with distinct faces like Devon Aoki, Dichen Lachman or Linda Evangelista

Cheekbones I guess

 

[Prison Mike]

I''d have to go with former UK prime minister Theresa May and US candidate Hillary Clinton.

They're both pretty hot. Gilf is the word I believe you all recognise.

 

[Prison Mike]

Does weird crush implies that the crush has to be weird? i don't know if it qualifies but i find Aubrey Plaza to be extremely hot, specially because of her awkward humor.

Audrey is definitely hot love her

 

[GV82]

Weirdest - Kirstie Alley, ever since I used to watch Cheers re-runs as a youngster, even when she got chubby, but even though she has lost weight again, she’s still a Scientologist , she’s also 69yrs old and I don’t agree with all her views of course.

 

[Meowzers]

She is pretty hot in her own demented way.

I've always kind of dug women with distinct faces like Devon Aoki, Dichen Lachman or Linda Evangelista

Cheekbones I guess

Dichen Lachman is super hot. Came to my attention in Animal Kingdom.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Watching MwC in 1990 it was all about super slutty Kelly Bundy. Who cares about Peg and that big nose of hers.

But watching reruns now, Peg Bundy is hotter than I thought. Goes with age too I guess.

I'm currently binging MwC, halfway season 6 now.

For sure, Peggy had a great bod under those leotards.

But in fact, Marcy wasn't too bad either, if you look beyond that silly hair.

TIL there's a bunch of fake MwC porn out there.

 

[Breakage]

Your name's pronounced Gil-Lane, but it's spelt “Ghislaine”.

Imagine how times she has had to correct people on the pronunciation.

Her parents must have secretly disliked her.

 

[Max_Po]

NAMES! people, FFS!

Isn't she that lady currently in jail over sex trafficing charges. ...Ghislaine Maxwell

 

[and 3 others]

Your name's pronounced Gil-Lane, but it's spelt “Ghislaine”.

Imagine how times she has had to correct people on the pronunciation.

Her parents must have secretly disliked her.

Jizz-Lane sounds about right.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I always wanted to bang Kitty from that 70's show. I dunno why.

 

[ROMhack]

Lucy Worsley, BBC history presenter

 

[Blade2.0]

Isn't she that lady currently in jail over sex trafficing charges. ...Ghislaine Maxwell

Yes, but her look was different and couldn't pin it. Contrary to popular belief. I don't study pictures of sex offenders faces so that I can pick them out in a crowd at will.

 

[Mohonky]

Megyn Price for sure.

 

[pauljeremiah]

Natasha Raskin from Bargain Hunt

Cariad Lloyd

Susie Dent

Canadian Landscape Painter Brooke Cormier

Georgia Toffolo

 

[The Cockatrice]

Ana de Armas

It's not in the sense you're looking for but it's weird for me because I have no celebrity crush whatsoever, seems a bit silly however Ana's beauty is something that tickles me for some reason and ofc there are plenty of beautiful women out there but her is I dunno how to say it. Reminds me of someone I know so maybe that's the reason.

 

[poppabk]

Dichen Lachman is super hot. Came to my attention in Animal Kingdom.

Came to my attention in Neighbours and Dollhouse. Brought me to attention in Altered Carbon.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Most of these are pretty normal to hot, imo.

BRING OUT THE FREAKS, GAF!

 

[EverydayBeast]

New host of the ted radio hour is pretty hot

 

[Vicetrailia]

I kinda have the hotts for these screechingly annoying politicians and pundits like AOC, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter etc. Basically I think that I wanna plug their big fat mouths and smack them with whips because they talk to damn loud.

Feel free to call me sexist.

 

[Ikutachi]

The mom in Home Alone.

 

[jufonuk]

Chelsea Peretti

D'Arcy Carden

Jordynne Grace


When I was younger it was Tiffany the singer

 

[Vyse1800]

 

[hariseldon]

Susie Dent

I honestly thought I was the only one.

 

[Texas Pride]

Emma Roberts.





Selma Blair.





Emma Stone.





Special shout out to Katheryn Winnick.

 

[teezzy]

lmao some of these chicks are gorgeous

I'm failing to see what's "weird" about having a big boner for Emma Roberts, that thicc bitch in the red dress up there, or that Canadian painter hottie

Y'all act like every chick needs to be ScarJo for you to get it up lmao

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Sian Williams - British News Anchor

(it’s weird because she’s pretty old)

Emma Roberts.





Selma Blair.





Emma Stone.





Special shout out to Katheryn Winnick.

These are all just straight up beautiful women.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

So many dummies. 'My attraction to this extremely attractive person is so weird!'

 

[Texas Pride]

Sian Williams - British News Anchor

(it’s weird because she’s pretty old)

These are all just straight up beautiful women.

Wouldn't call Blair,Stone beautiful necessarily. Emma is damn near anorexic. I docked Winnick points bcs shes Canadian.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Wouldn't call Blair,Stone beautiful necessarily. Emma is damn near anorexic. I docked Winnick points bcs shes Canadian.

Sorry, but I call bullshit.
These are like the most en vogue women around these days..

 

[MaestroMike]

I dont understand this thread what's a gaf ??

 

[Elcid]

All jokes aside, Lake Bell. Her voice makes her so sexy but I'm not physically attracted to her at all.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Helen Mirren.