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Your weirdest dreams (POST HERE BEFORE YOU FORGET)

Meowzers

Member
Please post them here before you forget.

My dream last night was Kevin Bridges (UK comedian) appeared on the cover of Fifa 21 with an AK-47 demanding money from FUT players, but he didn't approve in real life and stormed out of the building really upset. Also dreamt my cat cat nearly died, but he managed to get across the road in just the right amount of time as a car was coming along.

If you think I'm strange then you've really never dreamt before.
 

haxan7

Banned
My only contribution for the moment is I’ve actually been having pretty frequent neogaf-related dreams in the last month or so. I think it’s because I’ve been spending more time here than usual lately.

One of the dreams was cunth getting permed.
 

Meowzers

Member
I'll post here as soon as I wake up. It may not make sense but You'll realise we're all a bunch of weirdos.
 
Here's one that I remember from my childhood.

After watching Jurassic Park I had a really weird nightmare.

Basically I was in a giant KFC bucket with a bunch of other naked people. Then the T-Rex from the movie stomped over and started to eat us. And the damn thing wouldn't stop saying human licking good.
 

Meowzers

Member
Here's one that I remember from my childhood.

After watching Jurassic Park I had a really weird nightmare.

Basically I was in a giant KFC bucket with a bunch of other naked people. Then the T-Rex from the movie stomped over and started to eat us. And the damn thing wouldn't stop saying human licking good.
Haha that sounds crazy. Surprised you remembered it for so long.
 

haxan7

Banned
Vivid dream I still remember from early childhood (3-5):

I was in a forest and everything was red. My older sister was tied to a tree stump with her hands tied around her back and Freddy Kruger was eating her stomach.

I can vividly remember a few other nightmares from early childhood too.
 

Stouffers

Banned
First I'm going shopping in my underwear then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air. My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare. Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere. Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies. They give me some velcro, and an order of fries. Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise. I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
 

haxan7

Banned
First I'm going shopping in my underwear then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air. My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare. Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere. Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies. They give me some velcro, and an order of fries. Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise. I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
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JBat

Member
The only dream I've ever remembered was a totally normal day. I dreamt waking up showering going to work doing my normal tasks and as it's time to go home for the day I actually woke up. It was so vivid I was actually confused for a little while. Or it could have been a glitch in the matrix
 

DKehoe

Member
Once had one where there were basically two versions of me. The usual first person version of myself and then another that I could see in front of me that I couldn’t control but knew wasn’t like a doppelgänger, it was also me. For whatever reason this didn’t really occur to me as weird in the dream. A group of us were walking through this wooded area that in real life had been cleared about 15 years ago to build houses, but in the dream it was just like it used to be. As we were walking through a lion jumped out a little bit ahead of me and mauled the other version of me, killing me/them but everyone else kept walking like nothing had happened. I got pissed that no one seemed to care that “I” had just died and then I woke up.
 
I don't dream often, but when I do they are boring and have no real plot or payoff. Case in point, I had a dream maybe a year or two ago. I was going through the mcdonald's drive thru (I very rarely go drive thru, I prefer to park my car and eat inside). Anyway I order two mcchickens, pay for my order then drive away. I'm eating the mcchickens and I'm thinking "goddamn those were fantastic" and I reach into the bag to get a napkin. I'm feeling around and wouldn't you believe it, there's another mcchickens in there. They gave me an extra one free of charge!

I woke up with tears in my eyes I was so goddamn happy. Best dream I have ever had, 10/10 would dream again I wish real life was that amazing.
 
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