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Zuckerbot had a bottle of BBQ sauce on his shelf as a book stop during his Facebook presentation
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newtypepilot
Member
actually, it's placed there deliberately so people will talk about it (aka encourage engagement), as well as the hope that self deprecating humor will humanize him.
SJRB
Gold Member
If his mission was to get mocked by tens of thousands of people, then he succeeded.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Those thousands of people would then go on Facebook to laugh at it, on Twitter using hashtags that redirect to Facebook, etc. Meanwhile Zuckerberg will laugh on his way to the bank while all the losers mocking him will still be losers.
I say that as someone that detests Facebook and social media ecosystem.
Ballthyrm
Member
They probably had 2 month of meetings to choose and place every object in the frame.
BigBooper
Member
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gamescoltsfan
Banned
yummy. I’m hungry. He gonna keep his company? Facebook seems bare bones.
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triplestation
Member
thats a fantastic bbq sauce
i dont see a problem
i dont see a problem
FunkMiller
Member
Beep boop. I am a real human billionaire. Boop beep. Look how I have real human food sauce. Biddly beep.
Ionian
Member
Well there is this;
There was a dude in my class in college that worked for FB as a network engineer, was continually flown to their offices in the States. He wouldn't shut up about it, every chance he got he'd remind you. People used to audibly groan when he'd bring it up during lectures, he was a complete dickhead. If I had to work with someone like that I'd end up locked up for strangulation. I see all FB workers as him now.
There was a dude in my class in college that worked for FB as a network engineer, was continually flown to their offices in the States. He wouldn't shut up about it, every chance he got he'd remind you. People used to audibly groan when he'd bring it up during lectures, he was a complete dickhead. If I had to work with someone like that I'd end up locked up for strangulation. I see all FB workers as him now.
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Cyberpunkd
Member
Reminds me of Tory Power Stance:
Ionian
Member
Reminds me of Tory Power Stance:
Never noticedthat but now that you mention it, it's hilarious. Gonna be watching those tories more now and I'm not even British, like the BBC news though.
Lukaku's First Touch
Member
They got you OP, the marketing worked. You just played yourself.
So he got attention, mission complete.
Hawking Radiation
Member
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Should have been bullseye. The superior bbq sauce.
Dirk Benedict
Gold Member
I see he is a fan of Sweet baby Ray's.
Sosokrates
Report me if I continue to console war
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
You've all been had, you fools
They're not even real books.
They're not even real books.
Cyberpunkd
Member
This is why the world is going to hell - people are more interested in details like that than a general message of Facebook wanting one more time to pull everyone inside their ecosystem.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Well, duh. Where do you keep your BBQ sauce fellow human? Mine is on prominent display so that all the humans that enter my dwelling can see it's majesty.
Punished Miku
Banned
If it was some collectible special BBQ sauce I might give him a pass. But that just looks like BBQ sauce from Wal Mart.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Guess he takes a liking to you
Nester99
Member
This fucking guy needs a firmware update.
do you work for Facebook? Seems like
Punished Miku
Banned
What's throwing me off is that the cameras on each of our devices are monitoring us and using an AI to customize the picture in real time to be a different BBQ for each of us based on our purchase history.
T8SC
Gold Member
Jazz.
I don't know why. I don't have a facebook account.
I'm already paranoid enough to tape up my laptops camera.
chromhound
Member
should have put a dildo instead
D
Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
Like...permanently? Not refrigerated after opening?
eh, it's fine the bottle is just about empty. I did a taste test to see if I actually liked the barbecue and noticed the expiration date
expired 12 days ago.
QuantumZebra
Member
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Trogdor1123
Gold Member
That looks like a BBQ sauce we bought at Walmart years ago. Remember it being ok. See, he has a a human like us!
Narasumas
Member
It’s Sweet Baby Ray’s
Trogdor1123
Gold Member
I think that was the name. It was like a dollar a bottle or something.
BouncyFrag
Member
His neck is getting longer.
Catphish
Member
Pretty much the best there is.
Halo is Back
Member
He is smarter than you. He is running with the "alien" meme and you fell for it hook line and sinker,