Oh fuck it.
Metroid Dread
Kid Icarus Downfall
X(enoverse)
Bayonetta 2 collector's edition with free Bayonetta 1
Smash in June
Universal Account system with eShop cross-buy, half compensation in eShop credit for people who already bought something on 3DS and Wii U
Devil's Third now Wii U exclusive
Metal Gear Rising 2 timed exclusive with MGR port in March
Iwata taking out a PS4, saying "please understand" then throwing it at Reggie's chest where it instantly disintegrates because his body was ready